Post by Ace Resoland on Jun 17, 2006 11:21:16 GMT -5
The scene fades in on the all to familiar interview area of WCF, with Hank Brown stood awaiting his guest for the interview. Hank is wearing a dark brown suit and shoes and is rhythmically tapping his foot against the cold concrete floor.
Ace walks hurriedly into the cameras line of sight.
Ace: Hank, here, now lets get this started so I can go.
Hank: Okay but what’s the rush.
Ace: None of your damn business what my rush is.
Ace: Now are you going to do this fucking interview or should I just walk out right now.
Hank: Okay we’ll get it started right now then. Start the tape rolling.
Hank: So Ace what are your thoughts on this weeks Slam and you’re over the top battle royal for the TV title.
Ace: Well Hank you want my thoughts on my opponents at this weeks slam. Well let’s run it down for all of the people who are to lazy to check the slam cards. Firstly we have the star of a forth-coming remake of a classic film, ‘The Omen’ I am of course talking about the human job machine that is Matthew Draven, the man who thinks he is one of the four horsemen, apart from the fact that he counts more lights than a cheap hooker. Next up we have the new guy Crimson Apocalypse, not much is know about at the moment apart from the fact that he too thinks he is one of the four horseman, apparently he is one of the most menacing figures to ever step foot through the doors of the WCF. Well you bringer of the Apocalypse I say your nothing but yet another wanna be Grim Reaper but we already have enough of those, so I’d just give up while you can. Now we get to ‘The Shuggah’ Shaun Sexton, the human candy bar. Is this the time were I talk about how you are 0-2 and that with a win/loss record you don’t deserve a spot on the roster because you obviously do if you are here so that point is null and void all I can say to you is good luck this weekend because you are going to need it. Finally we come to the bastard clown himself, now Jack we may be facing each other this week but at the PPV we have a tag match together for the tag title and I don’t want any bullshit ruining this so this match we let everything go down and leave it there.
Ace: Interviews over.
Ace walks hurriedly into the cameras line of sight.
Ace: Hank, here, now lets get this started so I can go.
Hank: Okay but what’s the rush.
Ace: None of your damn business what my rush is.
Ace: Now are you going to do this fucking interview or should I just walk out right now.
Hank: Okay we’ll get it started right now then. Start the tape rolling.
Hank: So Ace what are your thoughts on this weeks Slam and you’re over the top battle royal for the TV title.
Ace: Well Hank you want my thoughts on my opponents at this weeks slam. Well let’s run it down for all of the people who are to lazy to check the slam cards. Firstly we have the star of a forth-coming remake of a classic film, ‘The Omen’ I am of course talking about the human job machine that is Matthew Draven, the man who thinks he is one of the four horsemen, apart from the fact that he counts more lights than a cheap hooker. Next up we have the new guy Crimson Apocalypse, not much is know about at the moment apart from the fact that he too thinks he is one of the four horseman, apparently he is one of the most menacing figures to ever step foot through the doors of the WCF. Well you bringer of the Apocalypse I say your nothing but yet another wanna be Grim Reaper but we already have enough of those, so I’d just give up while you can. Now we get to ‘The Shuggah’ Shaun Sexton, the human candy bar. Is this the time were I talk about how you are 0-2 and that with a win/loss record you don’t deserve a spot on the roster because you obviously do if you are here so that point is null and void all I can say to you is good luck this weekend because you are going to need it. Finally we come to the bastard clown himself, now Jack we may be facing each other this week but at the PPV we have a tag match together for the tag title and I don’t want any bullshit ruining this so this match we let everything go down and leave it there.
Ace: Interviews over.
