Post by David Alastair on May 10, 2006 22:58:08 GMT -5
((OOC Note: This is just for fun. Kids stuff. Wrestlers having fun. Oh yes, promo actions (not a character speaking) will be done in blue. Read on and enjoy!))
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The day is going slower than expected. David slumped in a "director" chair as a WCF film crew has been working feverishly to set up the background, get the camera angles ready, and so forth. Kyoko was in a chair right beside him, yawning before cradling her fist underneath her chin.
Kyoko shrugs...
Kyoko: So...what do you got planned?
David turns towards her, and then looks at the WCF crew, who were finally touching up on the set. David sighs and ponders out loud...
David: Well, in all my promos that I've done, I haven't made any 'laughable'. Maybe we can try something funny...
Kyoko: But "messiahs" aren't supposed to be funny.
She then stands up and poses like that of a saint. Arms out, standing firm, the works.
Kyoko then continues...
Kyoko: I mean, your character should be like, "thee, thou, art, and holy". That sort of thing. I just can't see someone like Jesus, Buddha, or any other 'messiah' cracking jokes about others.
David smirked as he looked at Kyoko...
David: That's what can make me...well, unique. A messiah slash saviour who can make fun of the other wrestlers.
Kyoko shrugged again...
Kyoko: Well, we can possibly make it work. But, how will everyone else react?
David snapped his fingers. As if a lightbulb in his head had been turned on. He then motions for Kyoko to come close and tells her what will go on. Kyoko listened intently as Alastair whispered the plan to her. Her eyes went up in thought and then widened...
She finally pulled away and looked down on him. Alastair smirked...
David: Well...
Kyoko smiled in excitement...
Kyoko: Oh yes! That's awesome when you think about it...
David: But first off, we need a cage...
A couple moments later, David motions to the cameraman to start. The director then points up three fingers...
Director: In three...
He then goes silent, signaling the countdown to two, then one. Finally, the red light goes on...
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Here we find David Alastair, all suited up all nice and smooth. His hair is slicked back as he gives a big grin. He tilts his head and puts one hand on top of one another, pushing one against the other until a faint 'crack' could be heard.
Alastair clears his throat and begins to talk...
David: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have with me something...or someone, I should say, that I found while spending my training in the land of the rising sun. But before I introduce to you this beast among animals, let me introduce myself here. Right Now.
My name is David Alastair. You may call me the "New Messiah", David, Alastair, or perhaps put the two together. Whatever you do, just don't call me Dave.
Anyhoo, here is the main star of this program right now...
The camera pans over to reveal a cage, with a masked beast violently shaking the cage. At home, the viewers can tell that this person is female, with her dark hair concealing her face, which is already covered by her 'mask'.
She grunts and shrieks a bit, then letting loose a scream that can pierce through anyone's ears...
David, after holding his hands up to his ears, put them down and continued as he turns to the "caged animal"...
David: Now, now, my pet, Your time will come soon....
He then turns back to the camera.
David: You see, while making a world tour, I spotted this Amazon lurking in some forest in Laos. Somehow, I caught her and trained her in Japan as I was training myself. Wonderful, isn't it?
David then lunges his hands offscreen and grabs something. It is revealed that it is a box of chocolate chip cookies. He then turns back to Kyoko, stuffs his hand in the box and tries to feed her a delicious cookie full of chocolate morsels...
David: Here, crazie, crazie, crazie...
Suddenly, he jerked his hand back from the cage and turns back once again to the camera in front of him...
David: Maybe I should feed her that cookie due to the fact that she has a...small tendency to bite fingers, toes, and if you want to exaggerate, ears off. I tell you what, my friends, the wonderful viewers at home, that this is something you won't see anywhere else but the WCF.
However, the WCF has someone that can cage animals like little Amazon girl here...
Kyoko once again shakes the cage violently.
David: Or I can cage, or perhaps destroy freaks like Mr. Frank Adams and others who will disrupt my agenda. For a Messiah like me doesn't fear freaks, Japanese wanna-be She-Hulks, avid cardplayers, people who entertain themselves by scaring the life out of living dead girls, and many others...
The camera then focuses on Kyoko, who then removes her mask, and gives a wink...
Kyoko:...Because "The New Messiah" David Alastair, doesn't fear anything but fear itself.
The camera fades to black after Kyoko finishes her remark...
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David then unlocks the cage after the camera stop rolling...
David: Nice, you have good touch. Perhaps, you can be a great help for me.
Kyoko smiled and flipped a hand through her hair...
Kyoko: Thank you. It's an honor.
She then looks over to the camera crew...
Kyoko: Alright guys, be ready for our next skit...
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((OCC: By the way, before I forget. I'd like to thank RJ/Craig/whatever he wants to be called for letting me make light of "The Freak" Frank Adams. Thanks, man! And yes, more is on the way tomorrow! Yay!))
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The day is going slower than expected. David slumped in a "director" chair as a WCF film crew has been working feverishly to set up the background, get the camera angles ready, and so forth. Kyoko was in a chair right beside him, yawning before cradling her fist underneath her chin.
Kyoko shrugs...
Kyoko: So...what do you got planned?
David turns towards her, and then looks at the WCF crew, who were finally touching up on the set. David sighs and ponders out loud...
David: Well, in all my promos that I've done, I haven't made any 'laughable'. Maybe we can try something funny...
Kyoko: But "messiahs" aren't supposed to be funny.
She then stands up and poses like that of a saint. Arms out, standing firm, the works.
Kyoko then continues...
Kyoko: I mean, your character should be like, "thee, thou, art, and holy". That sort of thing. I just can't see someone like Jesus, Buddha, or any other 'messiah' cracking jokes about others.
David smirked as he looked at Kyoko...
David: That's what can make me...well, unique. A messiah slash saviour who can make fun of the other wrestlers.
Kyoko shrugged again...
Kyoko: Well, we can possibly make it work. But, how will everyone else react?
David snapped his fingers. As if a lightbulb in his head had been turned on. He then motions for Kyoko to come close and tells her what will go on. Kyoko listened intently as Alastair whispered the plan to her. Her eyes went up in thought and then widened...
She finally pulled away and looked down on him. Alastair smirked...
David: Well...
Kyoko smiled in excitement...
Kyoko: Oh yes! That's awesome when you think about it...
David: But first off, we need a cage...
A couple moments later, David motions to the cameraman to start. The director then points up three fingers...
Director: In three...
He then goes silent, signaling the countdown to two, then one. Finally, the red light goes on...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here we find David Alastair, all suited up all nice and smooth. His hair is slicked back as he gives a big grin. He tilts his head and puts one hand on top of one another, pushing one against the other until a faint 'crack' could be heard.
Alastair clears his throat and begins to talk...
David: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have with me something...or someone, I should say, that I found while spending my training in the land of the rising sun. But before I introduce to you this beast among animals, let me introduce myself here. Right Now.
My name is David Alastair. You may call me the "New Messiah", David, Alastair, or perhaps put the two together. Whatever you do, just don't call me Dave.
Anyhoo, here is the main star of this program right now...
The camera pans over to reveal a cage, with a masked beast violently shaking the cage. At home, the viewers can tell that this person is female, with her dark hair concealing her face, which is already covered by her 'mask'.
She grunts and shrieks a bit, then letting loose a scream that can pierce through anyone's ears...
David, after holding his hands up to his ears, put them down and continued as he turns to the "caged animal"...
David: Now, now, my pet, Your time will come soon....
He then turns back to the camera.
David: You see, while making a world tour, I spotted this Amazon lurking in some forest in Laos. Somehow, I caught her and trained her in Japan as I was training myself. Wonderful, isn't it?
David then lunges his hands offscreen and grabs something. It is revealed that it is a box of chocolate chip cookies. He then turns back to Kyoko, stuffs his hand in the box and tries to feed her a delicious cookie full of chocolate morsels...
David: Here, crazie, crazie, crazie...
Suddenly, he jerked his hand back from the cage and turns back once again to the camera in front of him...
David: Maybe I should feed her that cookie due to the fact that she has a...small tendency to bite fingers, toes, and if you want to exaggerate, ears off. I tell you what, my friends, the wonderful viewers at home, that this is something you won't see anywhere else but the WCF.
However, the WCF has someone that can cage animals like little Amazon girl here...
Kyoko once again shakes the cage violently.
David: Or I can cage, or perhaps destroy freaks like Mr. Frank Adams and others who will disrupt my agenda. For a Messiah like me doesn't fear freaks, Japanese wanna-be She-Hulks, avid cardplayers, people who entertain themselves by scaring the life out of living dead girls, and many others...
The camera then focuses on Kyoko, who then removes her mask, and gives a wink...
Kyoko:...Because "The New Messiah" David Alastair, doesn't fear anything but fear itself.
The camera fades to black after Kyoko finishes her remark...
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David then unlocks the cage after the camera stop rolling...
David: Nice, you have good touch. Perhaps, you can be a great help for me.
Kyoko smiled and flipped a hand through her hair...
Kyoko: Thank you. It's an honor.
She then looks over to the camera crew...
Kyoko: Alright guys, be ready for our next skit...
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((OCC: By the way, before I forget. I'd like to thank RJ/Craig/whatever he wants to be called for letting me make light of "The Freak" Frank Adams. Thanks, man! And yes, more is on the way tomorrow! Yay!))
