Post by Sean Hughes on May 5, 2006 18:17:50 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside of a living room of a beach house overlooking an ocean. The windows are wide open, and we can see that it is around 3 o'clock. The sun is shining brightley. In the living room is a large, wind around couch that is purple and can hold up to 12 people. On the left of it is a La-Z-Boy recliner. This is all facing the massive plasma screen TV displaying the MSNBC stock reports as classic soft rock plays in place of the TV's sound. A coffee table is placed on top of a rug in the middle of the living room. It holds a folded newspaper with a TIME magazine. The main carpet is beige and shaggy. The living room is connected to the kitchen, which is parrallel to the living room. At the end of the beige shaggy carpet, the cool, linoleum tile starts. In the middle of the tile is an island, with a sink. The kitchen has assorted pots and pans, all matching as silver. It looks very expensive, as the fake fruit basket helps to show. Two men are standing in the kitchen. One is "The Feature Presentation" Sean Hughes. He has on a black, long sleeve shirt of his with khaki Dickies shorts. He has white ADIDAS at on his feet. His sunglasses are on top of his neatly gelled hair. He has his keys in his hands as he talks. Hughes is just taller than the other man, who is wearing a banana yellow shirt with a white sweater over it and some beige shorts just above his knees. The man has blonde hair as well, with a comb over that would make even the Beav proud. He looks to be in his 40's, maybe older.
SH: Yea, dad, I heard you the first time.
Dad: Well, I'm only telling you that this a very nice beach house. I mean, a kid like you could do well with it in the summer. A deck, pool, beach, ocean, beatiful weather, barbeque-It's just a great summer house. And I was lucky to get it. Ya know, that Lindsay Lohan was another interested buyer.
SH:(Sarcastic)Ooo, Lindsay Lohan! Dad, I'm not going to be able to have it this summer because I have a job. I'll have responsibilities as a champion this summer.
Dad: That's right, the wrestling thing. That's an excellent way to break into Hollywood. Your career was cut off a little bit short, I think this will allow you to revamp it.
SH: Well, don't get me wrong, Hollywood is still my main priority, but I wont just abandon ship to go back to the Wood. I mean, it has the potential to be great.
Dad:(Quizzical look) Yea......
The two stand in silence for a few moments.
Dad: So, you got your first match this week?
SH: Yea. It's a tag team match, the main event. I've got a psychopath as a partner, that's no lie. But, luckily we're taking on two slobs. One of the slobs is the world champion, so this will really boost my stock.
Dad: That's great.....I guess. I've never had much interest in the wrestling industry. But as for the stock market. That's something I know all about. Did I tell you we bought an AFL2 franchise along with a Southern Baseball league expansion team? It's great, the company has even asked me to become the direct manager of both projects.
SH:(Bored) Great dad. Well, look at the time, I'd better get back to my place.
Hughes begins to take off, but before he can escape, his dad gets a final word in.
Dad: Hey, Seanie, you're still coming to the party tonight, right?
Sean doesn't turn around, but sighs heavily.
SH: Yea, dad, 8 sharp.
Hughes leaves as the scene fades to black.
The scene fades back in with Hughes standing in the driveway of his father's summer house. He is in front of a nice 2006 Ford Mustang that is silver, leaning in front of it.
SH: So me and the Undertaker take on JJ Little dick and Bobby Guyblow? That's cool. It's the first chapter in the journey of me getting to the top. Now, I could say that I could take on these two ass-clowns by myself, but then this would be just another stupid Biggs or Cairo promo. You see, while these two got each others dicks so far each others asses, and Cairo a bottle down his throat, I've been thinking. I've been thinking about how in just a month, I will have gold around my waist. Is my partner my favorite? No. Actually, I've been thinking of filing a restraining order to make sure she doesn't come after me with a boxcutter.
SH: In just two days Ellis, we will walk out of the ring advancing to the next round of the tag team tournament. I don't care who you are, nor vice versa. Just know that in the ring, you'd better bring your all, because if you don't, I won't hesitate to go over to you and raise my pimp hand. Just know, I am "The Feature Presentation".
Hughes raises his hand slowly and quickly motions it towards the camera. Scene fades out.
SH: Yea, dad, I heard you the first time.
Dad: Well, I'm only telling you that this a very nice beach house. I mean, a kid like you could do well with it in the summer. A deck, pool, beach, ocean, beatiful weather, barbeque-It's just a great summer house. And I was lucky to get it. Ya know, that Lindsay Lohan was another interested buyer.
SH:(Sarcastic)Ooo, Lindsay Lohan! Dad, I'm not going to be able to have it this summer because I have a job. I'll have responsibilities as a champion this summer.
Dad: That's right, the wrestling thing. That's an excellent way to break into Hollywood. Your career was cut off a little bit short, I think this will allow you to revamp it.
SH: Well, don't get me wrong, Hollywood is still my main priority, but I wont just abandon ship to go back to the Wood. I mean, it has the potential to be great.
Dad:(Quizzical look) Yea......
The two stand in silence for a few moments.
Dad: So, you got your first match this week?
SH: Yea. It's a tag team match, the main event. I've got a psychopath as a partner, that's no lie. But, luckily we're taking on two slobs. One of the slobs is the world champion, so this will really boost my stock.
Dad: That's great.....I guess. I've never had much interest in the wrestling industry. But as for the stock market. That's something I know all about. Did I tell you we bought an AFL2 franchise along with a Southern Baseball league expansion team? It's great, the company has even asked me to become the direct manager of both projects.
SH:(Bored) Great dad. Well, look at the time, I'd better get back to my place.
Hughes begins to take off, but before he can escape, his dad gets a final word in.
Dad: Hey, Seanie, you're still coming to the party tonight, right?
Sean doesn't turn around, but sighs heavily.
SH: Yea, dad, 8 sharp.
Hughes leaves as the scene fades to black.
The scene fades back in with Hughes standing in the driveway of his father's summer house. He is in front of a nice 2006 Ford Mustang that is silver, leaning in front of it.
SH: So me and the Undertaker take on JJ Little dick and Bobby Guyblow? That's cool. It's the first chapter in the journey of me getting to the top. Now, I could say that I could take on these two ass-clowns by myself, but then this would be just another stupid Biggs or Cairo promo. You see, while these two got each others dicks so far each others asses, and Cairo a bottle down his throat, I've been thinking. I've been thinking about how in just a month, I will have gold around my waist. Is my partner my favorite? No. Actually, I've been thinking of filing a restraining order to make sure she doesn't come after me with a boxcutter.
SH: In just two days Ellis, we will walk out of the ring advancing to the next round of the tag team tournament. I don't care who you are, nor vice versa. Just know that in the ring, you'd better bring your all, because if you don't, I won't hesitate to go over to you and raise my pimp hand. Just know, I am "The Feature Presentation".
Hughes raises his hand slowly and quickly motions it towards the camera. Scene fades out.
