Mind Of A Moron Part 1.

[Jason Cashe]

INFLUENTIAL WORD Intro

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I tried to be helpful towards this dude. I've tried to work with him, to help improve these matches. To make them actually worth booking and yet he wants to have this hatred for me. Is it because I left or because from day one I've spoken the truth through my character towards you? Is it because NOBODY else will come right out and say the truth as well about you? Maybe it's because you've never came even close to a quarter of what I've done against you? Can't match up and realize that you even bothering is just a waste of time. Does it bother you that much? I'm done playing games with your stupid ass and if you want to do this freestyle without my help then continue getting that ass beat. Continue letting people lie to you because they want members on the roster. Fine, you ain't going nowhere because anywhere else and you'd be laughed at. You suck. Plain and simple and that's not because I don't like you, it's the truth. You aren't in the league of anyone in WCF or anywhere I've ever been and you never will be unless you start jacking promos and using them as your own. Life is full of shitty truths and this? This is just one of them for you. So let me tell you in a way I personally haven't done in a long time, Babs? (Sahara) This is in part because you wanted to see some...Still trying to get it online for you!

(MY Adam Young Rap Freestyle)

::Whispered Voice::
Influence going against Anarchy is predictable...

"When the bell goes ding..I'm diggin in to that chest.
Wear a vest and I'm comin straight for your neck
Like a vampire...except I'm rippin like a Lion (Roar haha)
You my prey, I'm going right for that juggler vein
I'm insane and this is coming straight from the brain.
You wanna rumble, you'll tumble but I'll stand tall.
I get the victory with ease and you shall fall
I move to the top and you lose flight.
Your like a man without strength, you have no might.
This is it, Final Battle and the win is mine.
You have no chance cause this is my time to shine!!"
- Jason

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Houston, TX

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The Circus is in Town!! Ferris Wheels, Mirrored Houses of Horror, The Bearded Lady, The Strongest Man, the whole shabang has come to town. Jason Kash hadn't been to a circus since he was a kid and him and his friends use to sneak inside the big tent to watch the Main Show. Days when the airport security was handing a ticket and stepping through cheap metal detectors. When stealing candy was a tradition for children who had imaginations and realms of fantasy where they wanted to be outside at all hours of the day playing, not locked up inside playing video games or texting on their phones. The good days. This didn't look much different than it would have as a kid, just modern day booth games. Better quality weirdos working as some sort of freak show. What did he want to see first though, the sword swallowing man or the guy who eats glass shards? He wanted to come to see the type of people that shared the same background as his opponent this week. Inbred, hillbilly and odd as fuck but trying to see the silver lining in every situation for himself. The people here are freaks, people that are pushed away from normal society, seen as being too different to not be stared at by people when they walk into the real world.

These circus people travel in packs like oddities because they are that. The same can be said about why the Big Time Jerks came together as a group in Professional Wrestling. Kash wanted to see first hand how "Anarchy" can come from a place full of unnormal society. The term Anarchy meant free living, being your own man, not following the normal guidelines of life. Well that could be true about Adam Young and Kash wanted to really come to understand why Adam Young was the troubled man he has been for a very long time. Possibly more troubled now then ever before. Seeing though as this final match has been listed as a No Holds Barred Match, Kash needed to see the roots of Young's violence and his mental status. He has always felt Young and his entire family was stupid to begin with but looking around, it was beginning to be seen as the truth. Adam Young would fit right in with these freaks of nature. He'd be like "World's Deepest Inbred Man" and he'd be setup right next to his mother who would be "World's Most A-Duh Woman Alive!" By "A-Duh" he means A Dumb because she didn't abort that bag of wasted blood vessels in Young.

::Jason Kash::
You know I tried ignoring the weak. Pretending that you were calling someone else "Bubbles" but I guess now I have too don't I? This new gimmick of yours is scary so it has to make things different THIS time around right? Could I maybe beat my record time in how quickly I can beat you this time around? Think so? It's something to shoot for because really what else is there to accomplish by beating you YET again? What is there to gain? At the PPV I got beat by Doc Henry, he caught me in a moment of losing my focus. Now I guess a little bit of that focus was knowing where you were at all times. I mean you did carve that "A" into my arm so I know that from behind attacks is smart on your part. You couldn't get that carve into me without that. If you had come at me face to face what would have happened? You'd have been prison fucked with that very knife you carved the "A" into me with. Now you want to put yourself in a match where there are no rules? No way for anyone to get arrested for the abuse we put onto each other? Really? That works for me. It's this match that will end this puppy attachment you have with me. It's here where I will put an end to your gimmick and your weak ass, good for not a damn thing career! You made the bed and now come Slam, you will lay in it.

This world of no rules that you want to pretend to be in now. This Anarchy you claim is not something you can live up too, not against me. Well, not against anyone in WCF or anywhere else I've ever been. I've done this world before, not the overused gimmick because I don't need to talk to a voice in my head that I call momma in order to go out there and cause you to feel a pain so fierce that it feels like your skin will detach from your body. You will have aches and pains in places so severe that you will change gimmicks and turn to a god for repent. You will beg for this match to end before it ends. You will have a new found hatred for me not because of the words I say going into this match but for the things I will do TO YOU this match. You're ass called for a match that you know you cannot win. You better have used all the money you have in your savings account to hire This_Is_War for backup because that ass is something that will get grounded and kicked. I'll be the one kicking it and it will take an army to prevent this from being finished. I'm not gonna no show so your chances of winning are zero, not even just slim but zero. You are pushing the negative percentage with every word that comes out of my mouth. Your anger with me is something I've tried to make right much like I did with others in WCF I did wrong by last time around. You aren't special, I'm here for the WCF fans who want me here. Those who raise their fists and give their love to not only this company but to my name and the things I represent. Even the haters out there are putting their money in the right place for this match and it's not on your side of the table.

He stops as he feels his cell phone vibrate in his pocket. He thought he had turned it off, wanted to experience the Circus as pure as possible after the whole "Mind of a Moron" part of it was over. He looks down at the caller ID to see it's Gallos. He slides his phone open and puts the phone to his ear.

::Jason Kash::
Yeah, whats good Gallos?

::Christian Gallos::
Hey Jason. Listen, I hope you aren't beating yourself up over that loss to Doc at the Pay-Per-View? You'll get another chance to reclaim that spot. Just work though whatever and get back on track.

::Jason Kash::
I know man, I just lost focus is all. Had other things on my mind. I'm the only one of us here in WCF and lately I've just been by myself for any confrontation. Not that that's an issue because I can handle my own. It's just my whole life I've had backup. As a teenager I had someone that watched my blindside as I watched theirs. We made big money doing things that way and I've proved that with Influential Minds back when that it can be applied in this business and be just as successful. So being here by myself, I have to watch my own back and I just need to get use to it. This match with Young will be fun though, loosen me up some and I'll land on my feet and hit a good stride and will be tough to touch. You know how it goes...

::Christian Gallos::
Which is why I have hired a WCF version of me to be there with you and help keep you focused and in control. You lose your head there and this entire group loses a staple in the foundation. They hurt even though they aren't there and it's because we each hold a big part of what makes this group work. Now this guy I hired...He started out wrestling, real prospect but he shattered his ankle and just decided he could be better used training and promoting. He has been promoting a small regional company in Washington State. He is very smart when it comes to this business and the kicker is that he trains people with focus as his best asset to his training so he's perfect. I know you guys will get along. I am getting your co-contract prepared so that you can also come do shows for APW but right WCF is the only focus and he can help take you to where you need to be in order to do both gigs.

::Jason Kash::
Man....So I have to get to know some NEW guy to help me focus? I'm a grown ass man...I've seen the World's Largest Woman today, I am focused! You think she shaves or trims her downstairs?

::Christian Gallos::
What? Who? The Largest Woman? That is disgusting Jason...

::Jason Kash::
You think she masterbates or is there really SOMEONE for everyone? Just curious, can I give her your number? I mean you are giving out mine like it's a grab bag game...

::Christian Gallos::
Haha..I am wanting the very best Jason Kash possible and with this guy here, he can eventually come in and take over my position. His knowledge is very good and his training is top notch. It's surprising that nobody has discovered him before now but then again I do have a way with finding great talent do I not? Just wait for his call, shouldn't be too much longer. I will have those APW contracts to you when I can finalize things with WCF to where you can compete in both places. You wanted the work load, now you've got to live that load and earn it double. DangerTainment is Success, remember that...

::Jason Kash::
Yeah I remember, the weed don't eliminate all memory dick! I'll answer the phone when he calls, right now I'm about to take these fries I just bought onto the ferris wheel and drop throw them at people below. Maybe smoke a joint up there too...Long fucking ride these things are. Doesn't look very stable either....Fuck it...I'll talk to you later Gallos!

::Christian Gallos::
Bye.

::Jason Kash::
Wait, whats this guy's name?

The other side of the call had been dropped, Gallos hung up. Kash didn't want to call him back so he'd go with whatever happened when this guy decided to call. He had done a great job nodding at the consession stand worker as to what he wanted and did it without talking to anyone but Gallos. Kash felt very smooth about doing so well. Like he deserved a pat on the back. He was in good spirits at the moment though, he had a great match up, a fun match up coming this week with Adam Young and was about to be a multiple company worker. A work horse is what they are usually called in the business. Someone who pulls double, sometimes triple duty just to make more money and have more money in his account or under his matress in his own safe. He trusted banks about as much as he trusted Adam Young so he never used them but for group accounts which wasn't his idea. DangerTainment had been a group that started in UWF where Kash was about to embark on another rivalry with long time enemy, Johnny Knuckles. Instead a man from foreign land fame but an American Man named, Christian Gallos came to them with an idea. Enemies closer, Friends they soon become. Kash knew that Knuckles was a rider and pushed to the very limit of himself so that was no problem. Thus formed DangerTainment. Not long after came Nate Bishop or "The Chosen Future" as he was dubbed by the group. They became a strong hold quickly, everyone was talking about them. Them and the power couple of Kash and Hayley Hitch and now after some time has past things have moved to bigger money, bigger stages.

Kash went on his own but still is represented by the group. He had the desire to come back to WCF for his own reasons but since being back he's been stuck on guys like Young. Or Young got stuck with Kash on the brain. Either way, he was ready to move up the ladder instead of being returned to the bottom to pay more dues. Chairty was fine until it starts fucking with your money and competing against Adam Young brought in no money to anyone. Waiting in the line for the ferris wheel, Kash watches the people around him. Fat ones, skinny ones, skinny ones with Fat ones. Kids with cotton candy, face full of melted sticky sugar, Single mothers pushing along strollers where their babies are sleeping. Never understood why some mothers think taking their baby who can't ride rides to a circus is a good idea. No wonder so many children grow up scared of clowns. Finally his turn comes up and he steps onto the path and takes a seat in one of the carts. The conductor begins to allow the next person in line to sit with Kash but Kash locks the gate and nods towards the conductor. He moves along on the ride as he stops again shortly so more people can get on and off the ride. As the ride slowly stops and climbs Kash can begin to see the horizon. He stares at it for a moment before a kid's loud scream catches his attention. Down below a kid dropped his ice cream cone and starting throwing a fit. Fat little fucker even from up at this height. Most people are getting smaller, this kid is still actual size. Kash takes a fry from his little tray and launches it down. It barely misses the back of the fat kid's head and he turns around to look at where it came from. He doesn't look up and Kash throws another and this time pegs him right in the eye. The kid starts crying again, his two extra large parents wobble up to check on him as Kash begins talking to the small camera he has had with him this entire promo.

::Jason Kash::
I probably shouldn't have gotten on this ride. I have alot of people to see here for my preparation for this match with Young. Look I'm not sure when this voice of yours began talking to you but calling it Momma or maybe it's your actual mother and the cameras just aren't picking up any other voices but yours. Either way, you are a moron. You reuse a garbage gimmick that was popular during the prime days of ECW and you use it to the most horrible of ways. Mental issues? I guess I can understand if "Bubbles' beating your ass everytime WCF puts the matches together has gotten to your head. I hope you come prepared and ready to bring something new to the table. Hell you've threatened already to show me the real way to wrestle well I'm waiting. I think everyone who has known and seen the history of Big Time Jerks or just Adam Young is waiting and watching because nobody has ever seen it in WCF. Before I came here the first time I was aware that WCF hosted some garbage talent but that was alright because the actual talent here was worth the time. You've never shown me anything different than garbage Young and I don't truly believe that you can be any better than what has already been seen. This new "Unpredictable" you is Predictable...No, it's Forgettable because it's been done by better talent and brighter men.

He chucks another french fry down below and pops a woman in the boob with it. She does look up and Kash quickly looks up in the air like he's been doing it for a minute now. He looks back down and the woman is looking straight up in the air as if the fry came from the heavens and not the ferris wheel right in front of her.

::Jason Kash::
That might be the perfect woman for you Young. Too stupid to see the evidence in front of her so she might believe you are as good as you say you are! You even went out and found yourself a "Doctor" to help figure out whats going on inside your head. Brillant idea there...Really, that's NEVER been done before! Wow, you sure are creative with this planning you do. You went all through this trouble to be what you want people to think you've become. Well I'm not a sucker and nobody else really is either, you're like Leonardo DeCaprio from that movie Shutter Island. You are so mentally fucked in the head from the beatings you've seen inside the ring from being out classed that you believe people actually like you. Wonder why your little backstage, lights out stunt didn't work? It's because other people not just me, everyone sees you coming from a mile away. You're like the world's biggest turtle and you have the world's largest flag sticking on your back. You are too slow and predictable to be any type of threat. I'm tired of this, you wanted this and now I'm doing what needs to be done in order to not prepare for you because nap time prepares for you. What I'm gonna do is make learning more about you fun, I'm going to make a game out of it. It's the only way I get any kind of enjoyment from kicking your ass. At first it was fun to have a walkthrough here and there, first as a Tag Team with Knoxville and now what 2-3 times in singles matches? I'm tired of the hand me downs that WCF feels they need to offer me. I'm done trying to repent for what happened before, give me someone of a challenge. I won't lose focus anymore after this, I will have cut all ties with this idiot and I can move on and bring my name and the name of DangerTainment to a new frontier inside these walls. Give me a shot and this company will never regret it...Not ever again will they regret Jason Kash being on the marquee.....

His phone vibrates again and he looks at the caller ID after pulling it from his pocket. He slides the phone open and dumps the entire tray of fries over the edge of the cart. Not bothering to look and see where they landed or if they hit anyone. This way the phone call he was waiting for. He knew there was more to this call then Gallos was leading him to believe.

::Jason Kash::
Hello?

::Man::
Hello, is this one Jason Kash?

::Jason Kash::
This him, who's this calling?

::Man::
My name is Malcolm Perry the 3rd, Christian Gallos gave me your number....He has plans for you and WCF and well....We need to talk...

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