Post by pauldangerous on Oct 4, 2010 18:13:59 GMT -5
The scene is the WCF interview set. Standing in front of the cameras, just being given their cue to commence taping, are Hank Brown and Paul Dangerous...
Hank Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, Slam is but a few short hours away, and I've had a request from one of our roster for some interview time with Slam just around the corner. So, Paul Dangerous, with the recent disturbing comments from Greenfever coming out in the last few hours, I'm assuming that's what you're here to discuss?
Paul Dangerous:Well Hanky boy, most people would think I'm gonna want a bit of a chin wag about old Greenfever, wouldn't they? I mean, I dont think he likes me much, y'know? And Greenfever, mate, you know that really doesn't matter. Not at all. I'll not take it personal like. 'Cos you don't know whats waiting for you once you step through them ropes lad. In fact, thats playin' right into me hands, so keep up that good work , 'cos even though you're thinkin' this'll be an easy night's work, lad, I never take 'owt for granted. And that includes you. But Hanky, that's not the reason I've asked you down here
Hank Brown: It's not?
Paul Dangerous: No lad. Y'see, there's a menace hangin' around in WCF. I've noticed him these past few weeks, even when no-one else has. Its not you, Greenfever. And it's not you Oblivion. Its not even you, Creeping Death or Jay Price. And its certainly not you, Mr Henry. No, there's somethin' much worse in here lad, and if I don't do somethin' about it, its going to get a whole lot worse. So rest assured, and you know who you are, I've got yer number pal. And I'll be after you when you least expect it. And y'know why? Because I...Am...Dangerous
Hank Brown (as PD turns his back and wallks off): Well who is he? What the hell are you talking about??
Hank Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, Slam is but a few short hours away, and I've had a request from one of our roster for some interview time with Slam just around the corner. So, Paul Dangerous, with the recent disturbing comments from Greenfever coming out in the last few hours, I'm assuming that's what you're here to discuss?
Paul Dangerous:Well Hanky boy, most people would think I'm gonna want a bit of a chin wag about old Greenfever, wouldn't they? I mean, I dont think he likes me much, y'know? And Greenfever, mate, you know that really doesn't matter. Not at all. I'll not take it personal like. 'Cos you don't know whats waiting for you once you step through them ropes lad. In fact, thats playin' right into me hands, so keep up that good work , 'cos even though you're thinkin' this'll be an easy night's work, lad, I never take 'owt for granted. And that includes you. But Hanky, that's not the reason I've asked you down here
Hank Brown: It's not?
Paul Dangerous: No lad. Y'see, there's a menace hangin' around in WCF. I've noticed him these past few weeks, even when no-one else has. Its not you, Greenfever. And it's not you Oblivion. Its not even you, Creeping Death or Jay Price. And its certainly not you, Mr Henry. No, there's somethin' much worse in here lad, and if I don't do somethin' about it, its going to get a whole lot worse. So rest assured, and you know who you are, I've got yer number pal. And I'll be after you when you least expect it. And y'know why? Because I...Am...Dangerous
Hank Brown (as PD turns his back and wallks off): Well who is he? What the hell are you talking about??
