Post by Torture on May 8, 2006 23:49:06 GMT -5
- The scene opens up to a very dark room. Torture is sitting at a card table with no one at the table, exactly. He's by himself. He slides his sunglasses off and sets them on the table. He picks up a deck of cars and shuffles them while he begins to talk.
Torture: In Blackjack you play against odds and a dealer. Last week. I played against the odds, against two dealers. Except the two dealers we're actually on the same team, and none the less, I beat the odds like I always do, and win. For it to be known, I've been winning since December of 2004. Haven't lost yet. Never been pinned, never submitted. It didn't happen last week, and it certainly won't happen next week. Let's see. Ace is one of my opponents. He seems to like cards, or that's how he closes out every one of his segments.
- Torture splits the deck of cards and puts them in two piles on the table. He keeps talking.
Torture: Ace. Your odds are pretty simple. While I don't hate you, and hell, I don't even dislike you. You work for the same company as myself. I got no reason to hate you. But back to my point. While I don't hate you, I certainly have no reason to doubt in my mind, that your odds are 100-1. One hundred ways I could beat you, and one way you can lose. You're going to lose. It's said and done. History has already been written.
- Torture now shuffles the two stacks of cards together. Tort shuffles them one more time and holds them in his left hand. He speaks.
Torture: You're wondering why I'm not talking about Jo-Jo, or my tag team partner, Nate Nytro. Well, that is also simple. This segment is mainly about you. Listen. This Sunday at Slam you will walk into the ring and be beat. I may not pin you, and I may not make you submit. Nytro may not pin you, and may not make you submit, but the point is... You will not be advancing into the Finals. Nate Nytro and Torture will be Tag Team Champions, and we are going through you to get there.
- Torture now puts down four cards from the top of the deck, face down on the table in front of him.
Torture: Four basic cards.
- The One and Only turns the first three over slowly.
Torture: Wow.
- The first three cards are all Aces. One card is still face down. Torture, now turns it face up.
Torture: There we go. That's more like it.
- The card isn't an Ace, and infact, the card isn't even a real card. The card says "Torture" on it.
Torture: Seems like you are the highest card in the deck, but now would be a good time to fold.
- The scene slowly fades out as Torture is putting back on his sunglasses. Scene and audio fades out at the same time.
Torture: Know when to hold them.. know when to fold them.
Torture: In Blackjack you play against odds and a dealer. Last week. I played against the odds, against two dealers. Except the two dealers we're actually on the same team, and none the less, I beat the odds like I always do, and win. For it to be known, I've been winning since December of 2004. Haven't lost yet. Never been pinned, never submitted. It didn't happen last week, and it certainly won't happen next week. Let's see. Ace is one of my opponents. He seems to like cards, or that's how he closes out every one of his segments.
- Torture splits the deck of cards and puts them in two piles on the table. He keeps talking.
Torture: Ace. Your odds are pretty simple. While I don't hate you, and hell, I don't even dislike you. You work for the same company as myself. I got no reason to hate you. But back to my point. While I don't hate you, I certainly have no reason to doubt in my mind, that your odds are 100-1. One hundred ways I could beat you, and one way you can lose. You're going to lose. It's said and done. History has already been written.
- Torture now shuffles the two stacks of cards together. Tort shuffles them one more time and holds them in his left hand. He speaks.
Torture: You're wondering why I'm not talking about Jo-Jo, or my tag team partner, Nate Nytro. Well, that is also simple. This segment is mainly about you. Listen. This Sunday at Slam you will walk into the ring and be beat. I may not pin you, and I may not make you submit. Nytro may not pin you, and may not make you submit, but the point is... You will not be advancing into the Finals. Nate Nytro and Torture will be Tag Team Champions, and we are going through you to get there.
- Torture now puts down four cards from the top of the deck, face down on the table in front of him.
Torture: Four basic cards.
- The One and Only turns the first three over slowly.
Torture: Wow.
- The first three cards are all Aces. One card is still face down. Torture, now turns it face up.
Torture: There we go. That's more like it.
- The card isn't an Ace, and infact, the card isn't even a real card. The card says "Torture" on it.
Torture: Seems like you are the highest card in the deck, but now would be a good time to fold.
- The scene slowly fades out as Torture is putting back on his sunglasses. Scene and audio fades out at the same time.
Torture: Know when to hold them.. know when to fold them.
