Post by Torture on May 25, 2006 3:10:16 GMT -5
Torture: Oh Snapz. Here it is!
- By himself in his apartment watching TV on his couch, and dressed as if he was going nowhere soon, Torture goes from relaxing with his feet on his small coffee-table to sitting up and turning the television up.
(This is from the TV Commercial)
- A few scenes show 'Wrestling Athletes' smoking and drinking.
Torture: Drinking beers. Smoking cancer-sticks. All in the new phads. Don't believe me? Ask Outcast. Joey Lights. JoJo. Ellis. Ace. Any one of them, and they'll tell you, that smoking and drinking is Cool. However, it's not Cool. I know Cool. Cool is my middle name. I wrote the book on Cool. Actually, it's coming out this Fall, it's entitled "I Wrote This Book.. It's About Cool.. The Cool Torture Story".
- We now cut to Torture in a Wal-Mart in the Cool Wear Inc section.
Cool Wear Inc is now being sold at all Wal-Marts, K-Marts and Targets across the United States of America, and will be venturing into Canada soon. So Cool Wear Inc fans. If you want to be Cool. If you want to stand out from the rest of the people around you. If you want to be the best. Did I mention Cool? Buy Cool Wear Inc. Cause without Cool.. You're just wearing"
- Kids, Adults and Old people alike storm past Torture and begin buying all they can, with it's different sizes, and colors.
(End of Commercial)
Torture: That was badass!
- Torture lays back on the couch once more and kicks his feet up on the coffee-table.
- By himself in his apartment watching TV on his couch, and dressed as if he was going nowhere soon, Torture goes from relaxing with his feet on his small coffee-table to sitting up and turning the television up.
(This is from the TV Commercial)
- A few scenes show 'Wrestling Athletes' smoking and drinking.
Torture: Drinking beers. Smoking cancer-sticks. All in the new phads. Don't believe me? Ask Outcast. Joey Lights. JoJo. Ellis. Ace. Any one of them, and they'll tell you, that smoking and drinking is Cool. However, it's not Cool. I know Cool. Cool is my middle name. I wrote the book on Cool. Actually, it's coming out this Fall, it's entitled "I Wrote This Book.. It's About Cool.. The Cool Torture Story".
- We now cut to Torture in a Wal-Mart in the Cool Wear Inc section.
Cool Wear Inc is now being sold at all Wal-Marts, K-Marts and Targets across the United States of America, and will be venturing into Canada soon. So Cool Wear Inc fans. If you want to be Cool. If you want to stand out from the rest of the people around you. If you want to be the best. Did I mention Cool? Buy Cool Wear Inc. Cause without Cool.. You're just wearing"
- Kids, Adults and Old people alike storm past Torture and begin buying all they can, with it's different sizes, and colors.
(End of Commercial)
Torture: That was badass!
- Torture lays back on the couch once more and kicks his feet up on the coffee-table.
