Post by shaunsexton on May 30, 2006 12:03:33 GMT -5
(The scene opens with a view of a very large pool, which seems to be in the back of a very large hotel. A couple of beautiful women in bikinis walk past the camera. After each girl walks past the camera zooms closer to a person lying on a lawn chair. After about the fifth girl walks past, the viewer can tell that the person on the lawn chair is Shaun Sexton. As the camera moves in closer, he sits up on the lawn chair. He takes off his sunglasses and lays them on the ground beside him. He looks directly into the camera and begins to speak.)
Shaun: Timebomb has come and gone. What an event it was. A new WCF World Champion was crowned. All of the great matches, the title changes, and the hype that went into Timebomb is not what impressed me the most. The one thing that will stand out in my mind from Timebomb is that finally a member of the WCF roster decided to step up and answer the open challenge that I laid out. Finally someone manned up and will face me at Sunday Slam. That person is Creeping Death.
Creeping Death, I have heard that you are out on some sort of quest to rid the WCF of the “newbies”. Well my friend all that I can say is that may have bitten off more than you can chew. Personally I have never seen you in the ring, other than that little episode that the Pay Per View, but from what I have heard you are fairly brutal and stiff. From what I hear you have this feeling that you are just going to walk into Sunday Slam and destroy me. You think that Sunday is just going to be a walk in the park for you. I hate to be the one that busts your little bubble, but you see I have an advantage. I am the one that no one in the WCF has seen wrestle. I am the one that no one can tell you about. Creeping Death I can go back in WCF history and study your tapes, I can look at the moves that you do and find ways to counter them, you on the other can’t. You will be going in blind. Basically all that I can tell you is good luck my friend.
Your little crusade against the “newbies” is about to take a turn that you never expected. How does the little Sunday Slam preview go? I believe it says and I quote “The Shuggah" Shaun Sexton made his debut at Timebomb, with an open challenge. Naturally, Creeping Death is the one to take the match. Creeps has been on a personal crusade against "newbs" lately, and no one is newer than Sexton. Will Sexton be just another of Creeping Death's victims, or can he pull the upset?” So what I am going to do for you Mr. Grim Reaper rip off is break down exactly what this preview, and especially the final sentence means.
Grim, sorry I mean Creeping Death, the WCF believes that I will just become another victim of little crusade. I am sure that you have beaten all of the new guys and pushed them to the side. But lets look at this a little bit closer. Lets go way back, at one point in time, you were the new guy. You were the one that was looking to make a name for yourself. How were you going to do that? Of course beat one of the best that the WCF had to offer. You were going to make an example out of that guy. I guess it worked somewhere along the line. Now lets fast forward to now. I’m the new guy, so that makes you the veteran. Which means when I beat you at Sunday Slam I will the one who makes my name over you.
As for the second part of that final sentence. Can Shaun pull out the upset? An upset would be David vs Goliath. When I beat you on Sunday that won’t be an upset, it is just going to be the first passing of the torch. The torch that I will carry all the way to the top of the WCF. The first in a long line that the “newbie” will put down and get the three count to propel myself to the top. Now with my opponent addressed, I will get back to my sun and my babes. It sure is great to be home in LV once again. So Grim Reaper rip off I leave you with this, go steal you some souls before Sunday because after Sunday you will be to ashamed to show your face even to the dead, because you will get beaten not only by the Shuggah but by a newbie.
(Shaun picks up his sunglasses and puts them back on. A girl walks over and begins to rub some suntan lotion on his back as he lays back down the lawn chair. The scene fades.)
