Post by jackhammer on Aug 11, 2006 14:35:28 GMT -5
(The scene fades up inside small pizza place called Happy Joe’s. One of JackHammer’s and Goliath's favorite pizza shops in town. JackHammer is sitting at a booth by himselft. He has a two liter of mountain dew in front of him and two cups. Looks like he is waiting for someone to show up. JackHammer pours himself a cup of dew as a pizza shop employee places a large pepperoni pizza in front of him and sets a few plates down. She tells him that the wings will be right out. A few seconds later a different employee brings a Giant plate of BBQ chicken wings out. Must be five or six dozen on that plate. After that she the first lady comes back with a plate of Hot chicken wings. Not as many wings are on that plate only about two dozen. All the wings appear to have extra sauce on them. They are dripping with sauce just the way JackHammer likes them.)
JackHammer: Thanks ladies. Everything looks great!
(JackHammer isn’t talking about the food as he is obviouisly checking out the two young ladies.)
JackHammer: food looks allright too.
(JackHammer grabs a wing and devours it. He then lifts up a slice of pizza and starts to shovel it in his mouth. He looks at his watch to see with time it is.)
JackHammer: 12:10. Is he ever on time?
(JackHammer is talking about Goliath obviously. As we saw the note earlier telling him to meet JackHammer here at midnight. A few seconds later Goliath comes walking throught the door. He looks to be sober this time around.)
Goliath: Sorry I’m late had to stop next door at the Raven.
(The raven is a bar next to the pizza place.)
JackHammer: Damn it! Are you drinking again?
Goliath: nah not yet. Wanted to get some grub first.
(Goliaths eyes light up when he sees all the food at the table)
Goliath: dude! How in the hell do you eat so much! There had to be a hundred wings there and a large pizza! You’re going to get as fat as Bradzilla one of these days.
(Bradzilla is a friend of JackHammer and Goliath's. They grew up with him. He is a massive 350lbs with zero muscle. The man is all fat! FAT FAT FAT!)
JackHammer: It’s not all for me Goliath, the hot wings are for you! And we’ll split the pizza brotha!
(Goliath takes a seat and starts to eat like a cave man. Two chicken wings in one hand and pizza in the other. He’s pounding the food like crazy but out of no where stops.)
Goliath: HHHHHOOOOOOOOTTT!!! Holy shizzle! I need a drink! What the hell type of wings are these?
(Goliath is waving his hands in front of his mouth trying to cool it down as JackHammer pours him a cup of soda.)
JackHammer: They are called 911. hottest wings in the city! You said the wings were never hot enough here right? So they took your advice and make them as hot as possible. I guess you can’t take the heat can ya goof?
Goliath: I can take it! They are FN great! Just unexpected heat man!
JackHammer: I could see that your face turned bright red brother!
Speaking of bright red.
(Goliath just looks up and says)
Goliath: Oh no. Your going to rant like an idiot aren’t you?
JackHammer: Yes I am…..Tony Biggs!
(JackHammer stops and scratches his head)
JackHammer: Damn you Goliath! You made me forget what I was going to say!
Goliath: something about bright red!
JackHammer: I know that…it had to do with Biggs and Simply Outrageous bleeding…it was pretty good too but now I am drawing a fu*king blank!
Goliath: You shoot blanks too!
JackHammer: Like hell I do! Ask your sister!
Goliath: you know I don’t have a sister!
JackHammer: Fu*k you! How about that. Fu*k OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Goliath: So hostile! What’s wrong? Biggs and Simply Outrageous getting to ya?
JackHammer: Huh? What are you talking bout, Come on Goliath what is wrong with you?
Goliath: I know you don’t drink but I would swear that you are under the influence. Biggs and Simply Outrageous you opponents, as you team with Chino and Drake Kencedro.
JackHammer: oh
(JackHammer tries to play it off)
JackHammer: I knew that…just messing around! HAHA pretty good eh?
Goliath: Eh? What are you Canadian now?
JackHammer: Fu*k you! I should cut a promo on you instead of Biggs and Simply Outrageous, you house destroying son of a bit*h!
Goliath: Dude you totally wrecked my window and in the process gave an WCF cameraman a concussion with that brick! It came wizzing in and nailed him right upside the skull. It was pretty sick man. Actually it was HILARIOUS!
(The two share a laugh over the brick throwing accidient. They also eat about twenty wings each.)
JackHammer: The brick actually hit him in the head! HAHAHA That’s great! fu*king priceless! That asshole had no right to be there in the first place!
Goliath: Yes he did…I invited him so I could cut a promo…since am thinking of heading there, the promo never got done because of you! But who cares…that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!
(Surprisingly the food is all gone except one slice of pizza. Both men stare at it with the look of hunger in there eyes.)
Goliath: I’ll flip ya for it!
JackHammer: you can have it bro….i think I ate a little to much anyways. Hurry up…I wanna hit the raven before Angel leaves.
(with that said Goliath enhales the slice.)
Goliath: HO Hunting time!
JackHammer:Dude Angel ever hears you say that she's gonna kick your ass.
(Fade out)
JackHammer: Thanks ladies. Everything looks great!
(JackHammer isn’t talking about the food as he is obviouisly checking out the two young ladies.)
JackHammer: food looks allright too.
(JackHammer grabs a wing and devours it. He then lifts up a slice of pizza and starts to shovel it in his mouth. He looks at his watch to see with time it is.)
JackHammer: 12:10. Is he ever on time?
(JackHammer is talking about Goliath obviously. As we saw the note earlier telling him to meet JackHammer here at midnight. A few seconds later Goliath comes walking throught the door. He looks to be sober this time around.)
Goliath: Sorry I’m late had to stop next door at the Raven.
(The raven is a bar next to the pizza place.)
JackHammer: Damn it! Are you drinking again?
Goliath: nah not yet. Wanted to get some grub first.
(Goliaths eyes light up when he sees all the food at the table)
Goliath: dude! How in the hell do you eat so much! There had to be a hundred wings there and a large pizza! You’re going to get as fat as Bradzilla one of these days.
(Bradzilla is a friend of JackHammer and Goliath's. They grew up with him. He is a massive 350lbs with zero muscle. The man is all fat! FAT FAT FAT!)
JackHammer: It’s not all for me Goliath, the hot wings are for you! And we’ll split the pizza brotha!
(Goliath takes a seat and starts to eat like a cave man. Two chicken wings in one hand and pizza in the other. He’s pounding the food like crazy but out of no where stops.)
Goliath: HHHHHOOOOOOOOTTT!!! Holy shizzle! I need a drink! What the hell type of wings are these?
(Goliath is waving his hands in front of his mouth trying to cool it down as JackHammer pours him a cup of soda.)
JackHammer: They are called 911. hottest wings in the city! You said the wings were never hot enough here right? So they took your advice and make them as hot as possible. I guess you can’t take the heat can ya goof?
Goliath: I can take it! They are FN great! Just unexpected heat man!
JackHammer: I could see that your face turned bright red brother!
Speaking of bright red.
(Goliath just looks up and says)
Goliath: Oh no. Your going to rant like an idiot aren’t you?
JackHammer: Yes I am…..Tony Biggs!
(JackHammer stops and scratches his head)
JackHammer: Damn you Goliath! You made me forget what I was going to say!
Goliath: something about bright red!
JackHammer: I know that…it had to do with Biggs and Simply Outrageous bleeding…it was pretty good too but now I am drawing a fu*king blank!
Goliath: You shoot blanks too!
JackHammer: Like hell I do! Ask your sister!
Goliath: you know I don’t have a sister!
JackHammer: Fu*k you! How about that. Fu*k OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Goliath: So hostile! What’s wrong? Biggs and Simply Outrageous getting to ya?
JackHammer: Huh? What are you talking bout, Come on Goliath what is wrong with you?
Goliath: I know you don’t drink but I would swear that you are under the influence. Biggs and Simply Outrageous you opponents, as you team with Chino and Drake Kencedro.
JackHammer: oh
(JackHammer tries to play it off)
JackHammer: I knew that…just messing around! HAHA pretty good eh?
Goliath: Eh? What are you Canadian now?
JackHammer: Fu*k you! I should cut a promo on you instead of Biggs and Simply Outrageous, you house destroying son of a bit*h!
Goliath: Dude you totally wrecked my window and in the process gave an WCF cameraman a concussion with that brick! It came wizzing in and nailed him right upside the skull. It was pretty sick man. Actually it was HILARIOUS!
(The two share a laugh over the brick throwing accidient. They also eat about twenty wings each.)
JackHammer: The brick actually hit him in the head! HAHAHA That’s great! fu*king priceless! That asshole had no right to be there in the first place!
Goliath: Yes he did…I invited him so I could cut a promo…since am thinking of heading there, the promo never got done because of you! But who cares…that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!
(Surprisingly the food is all gone except one slice of pizza. Both men stare at it with the look of hunger in there eyes.)
Goliath: I’ll flip ya for it!
JackHammer: you can have it bro….i think I ate a little to much anyways. Hurry up…I wanna hit the raven before Angel leaves.
(with that said Goliath enhales the slice.)
Goliath: HO Hunting time!
JackHammer:Dude Angel ever hears you say that she's gonna kick your ass.
(Fade out)