Post by Doc Henry on Jan 29, 2010 20:20:33 GMT -5
Camera fades in, showing Doc Henry sitting in front of a WCF banner. As he looks up at the camera, he simply nods, as if we the viewing audience are an expected friend.
"Here we are, gearing up for the big show, Ten. Ten years of WCF, ten years of great wrestler come and gone. Shining bright among the greats in this business, are me and Johnny, the New Confederacy. Now I know, as do you, that we are the best this company, rather this business have seen. Yes I know, arguement can be made that we aren't, and that is understandable. We have only been an actual team a short time.
Well, that short time has seen us dominate our competition. Sure we've gotten a few notches in the loss column, but these titles speak volumes. Now at ten, we have a pair of men, who in thinking their phallical status translates to the ring and the jury is still out on that, are under the delusion they are in our league. Now sure mr Evans has some talent, and it's respectable. His 'partner' on the otherhand, well honestly I'd rather team with someone with actual talent.
Lately it seems our dear Mr. Evans is under the same delusional assumption, that because the New Confederacy is from the south and proud of our heritage, that we are redneck hate mongers...
It's funny how someone takes things and because it was written in a book, or covered by the news, and they believe themselves experts. Sure in the south, the evil of the KKK reared it's head for the first time, rednecks are prevelent, and it was the place where men like MLK, and JFK were killed.
What people forget under these atrocities is the fact that chivalry made it's last stand in the great south. Wasn't it chivalry that codified the actions of the Nobles and knights of the mid ages? Yes, and it is a way of life all but lost to these times. Because I like to wine and dine, seduce, and court the women I encounter does that make me some sort of pussy, nope, try again. The greatest warriors were all chivalrous and gentlemanly. Something these 'Big Dicked Superstars' don't understand. The fastest way to get a woman in bed and please her isn't in being endowed. The truth is, a woman only has nerve endings in the lower third of her vagina. Which I guess is good news for our dear friends the 'overcompensating for small dicked superstars'.
Evans, you may have lots to say in your promos, and that is just fine. Heed this warning though, the squared circle is but a construction of wood, rope, canvas and steel. See, you don't realize that you were spot on, there is more at stake at Ten than just the Tag Titles. Your stepping into OUR arena, or home, and it is a mistake. If there's one thing you need to learn and learn fast, it's that the New Confederacy is here to stay, and these belts will stay right around our waists...
"Here we are, gearing up for the big show, Ten. Ten years of WCF, ten years of great wrestler come and gone. Shining bright among the greats in this business, are me and Johnny, the New Confederacy. Now I know, as do you, that we are the best this company, rather this business have seen. Yes I know, arguement can be made that we aren't, and that is understandable. We have only been an actual team a short time.
Well, that short time has seen us dominate our competition. Sure we've gotten a few notches in the loss column, but these titles speak volumes. Now at ten, we have a pair of men, who in thinking their phallical status translates to the ring and the jury is still out on that, are under the delusion they are in our league. Now sure mr Evans has some talent, and it's respectable. His 'partner' on the otherhand, well honestly I'd rather team with someone with actual talent.
Lately it seems our dear Mr. Evans is under the same delusional assumption, that because the New Confederacy is from the south and proud of our heritage, that we are redneck hate mongers...
It's funny how someone takes things and because it was written in a book, or covered by the news, and they believe themselves experts. Sure in the south, the evil of the KKK reared it's head for the first time, rednecks are prevelent, and it was the place where men like MLK, and JFK were killed.
What people forget under these atrocities is the fact that chivalry made it's last stand in the great south. Wasn't it chivalry that codified the actions of the Nobles and knights of the mid ages? Yes, and it is a way of life all but lost to these times. Because I like to wine and dine, seduce, and court the women I encounter does that make me some sort of pussy, nope, try again. The greatest warriors were all chivalrous and gentlemanly. Something these 'Big Dicked Superstars' don't understand. The fastest way to get a woman in bed and please her isn't in being endowed. The truth is, a woman only has nerve endings in the lower third of her vagina. Which I guess is good news for our dear friends the 'overcompensating for small dicked superstars'.
Evans, you may have lots to say in your promos, and that is just fine. Heed this warning though, the squared circle is but a construction of wood, rope, canvas and steel. See, you don't realize that you were spot on, there is more at stake at Ten than just the Tag Titles. Your stepping into OUR arena, or home, and it is a mistake. If there's one thing you need to learn and learn fast, it's that the New Confederacy is here to stay, and these belts will stay right around our waists...
