Post by Corey Black on May 25, 2006 3:08:08 GMT -5
(continuation from Tort's RP)
Our scene opens up to Creeping Death and Torture still eating pizza. A waitress comes over to them. She's super super bones skinny.
Torture: Yeah, can I get a refill of my Mountain Dew?
The waitress just stands there.
Creeping Death: Uh ... me too?
Still, she stands there.
Torture: This seems all too familiar...
The waitress takes out a knife and begins cutting her head.
Creeping Death: Oh you have GOT to be kidding me.
Torture: What is with people nowadays?
The waitress continues cutting herself until a big, musclebound waitress comes over.
Musclebitch: FUCKING FUCK FORK TOMATO UNDERPANTS!
Creeping Death just stares at this crazy hoe.
Musclehooker: REMOTE CONTROL OZZY FUCK OSBOURNE YIAMTO MITSUBISHI TOYOTA FUCK YAMAGUCHI!~!@
Still, CD just stares blankly as Tort busts out laughing.
Torture: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GO-
Musclewench: FUCKFUCKFUCKCKFUCUUCUCUCJFC COOKAMUNGA FUCK BEEF AND CHEESE BOTTLE CAP FUCK PLASTIC MONKEY TURDS!~!@
Creeping Death: This is so fucking ridon-
Just then, a big 300 pound man comes into view. The little waitress stops cutting herself and goes over to him, picking him up over her head, spinning him in circles, and then throwing him over the horizon.
Creeping Death: Oh fuck this.
CD throws a twenty dollar bill on the table.
Creeping Death: Keep the change. Let's goooo.
CD and Torture slowly stand up, and back away from the crazies. Scene fades out.
Our scene opens up to Creeping Death and Torture still eating pizza. A waitress comes over to them. She's super super bones skinny.
Torture: Yeah, can I get a refill of my Mountain Dew?
The waitress just stands there.
Creeping Death: Uh ... me too?
Still, she stands there.
Torture: This seems all too familiar...
The waitress takes out a knife and begins cutting her head.
Creeping Death: Oh you have GOT to be kidding me.
Torture: What is with people nowadays?
The waitress continues cutting herself until a big, musclebound waitress comes over.
Musclebitch: FUCKING FUCK FORK TOMATO UNDERPANTS!
Creeping Death just stares at this crazy hoe.
Musclehooker: REMOTE CONTROL OZZY FUCK OSBOURNE YIAMTO MITSUBISHI TOYOTA FUCK YAMAGUCHI!~!@
Still, CD just stares blankly as Tort busts out laughing.
Torture: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GO-
Musclewench: FUCKFUCKFUCKCKFUCUUCUCUCJFC COOKAMUNGA FUCK BEEF AND CHEESE BOTTLE CAP FUCK PLASTIC MONKEY TURDS!~!@
Creeping Death: This is so fucking ridon-
Just then, a big 300 pound man comes into view. The little waitress stops cutting herself and goes over to him, picking him up over her head, spinning him in circles, and then throwing him over the horizon.
Creeping Death: Oh fuck this.
CD throws a twenty dollar bill on the table.
Creeping Death: Keep the change. Let's goooo.
CD and Torture slowly stand up, and back away from the crazies. Scene fades out.
