Post by wblstudios on May 4, 2006 15:03:30 GMT -5
Director's note: apologies to Mitch Hedberg for using a bit of his material.
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Fade in on Josephine's hotel room. Since she's flying solo now, her inhibitions are pretty much gone, as about one in the morning, she's already surrounded by bottles of sake, drunk as fuck, watching porn on the hotel television, lying underneath the sheets and obviously pretty plastered already. No little Kikyo chan to talk to, her sister's on a plane back to Hokkaido, nothing to do except watch porn and drink... her free hand stumbles over to the phone, gripping it loosely as she takes another swig. She goes through a handful of phone numbers written on napkins, dails up one, and waits for the other end to pick up as she stares at a hamburger brought in by room service.
*ring ring... ring ring... *
Ace (on the other line): Hello
Jojo: Heyyyyy Ace, how the fuck ya doin'? It's Jojo. I know it's like one in the fuckin' morning, but I gotta know something. This is important shit. This could... affect our careers. And I need your input.
Ace: Urgh yeah what ever your selling i don't...... Oh its you Jojo what can i do you for?
Jojo: Yeah... look, now listen carefully... fuck. Now... ya go into a restaraunt. One of those classy places, not some shitbox like Burger God. Ya go there... ya get a burger... and ya get a bun with seeds on it. Those sesame seeds. Right? How the fuck do they get the sesame seeds to stick to the bun?
Ace: I have no clue and really i couldn't care less
Jojo: Yeah, alright. Night Ace.
Jojo hangs up, still staring at the hamburger for a second before turning back to the television, watching what apparently has to be one of the good parts, judging by the sound. The covers slip down a bit and one can almost see something that might get the WCF fined by the FCC as she reaches for the phone again, dialing the same number.
Ace: Yo
Jojo: Yeah, Ace. Jojo again. I fucking... I think I got it. Ya see... it's one of two things, right. One... there's like, some sesame glue out there. Or two, those little fucking things are adhesive, Like, you take off the tape off the back, stick them to the bun, your bun looks fucking great. Which one is it?
Ace: Yeah um.... they stick them to the bun using double sided tape. Then they just serve it to you with the tape still on.
Jojo: Yeah... That's what I thought to. You're fucking smart for a Canadian guy. G'night.
Jojo hangs up again, then almost immediately reaches and calls again, more of the sheet falling off and revealing her insane cleavage.
Ace: Howdy
Jojo: Yeah, it's Jojo again. Look... those fucking sesame seeds. What happens when ya plant one? What... would like, grow there? Would ya grow a Sesame?
Ace (obviously pissed off): Yes Jojo you would grow a sesame. What do you think happens when you eat it? You've probably got about a hundred plants growing inside you right now.
Jojo: Yeah.. umf... hey... ya know where South Ashfield Heights is? I'm... kinda fucking horny right now.
Ace (tone changing immediately): No but i wish i did, you want to tell me where it is?
Jojo: Yeah... I"m just wearing a bra right now... ya could probably get there... fucking 10 minutes... my room number is...
At this point, Josephine drops the phone and falls asleep, her powerful snoring drowning out the television, and almost the phone dangling from the bedside table.
Ace: For fuck sake.
Fade out.
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Fade in on Josephine's hotel room. Since she's flying solo now, her inhibitions are pretty much gone, as about one in the morning, she's already surrounded by bottles of sake, drunk as fuck, watching porn on the hotel television, lying underneath the sheets and obviously pretty plastered already. No little Kikyo chan to talk to, her sister's on a plane back to Hokkaido, nothing to do except watch porn and drink... her free hand stumbles over to the phone, gripping it loosely as she takes another swig. She goes through a handful of phone numbers written on napkins, dails up one, and waits for the other end to pick up as she stares at a hamburger brought in by room service.
*ring ring... ring ring... *
Ace (on the other line): Hello
Jojo: Heyyyyy Ace, how the fuck ya doin'? It's Jojo. I know it's like one in the fuckin' morning, but I gotta know something. This is important shit. This could... affect our careers. And I need your input.
Ace: Urgh yeah what ever your selling i don't...... Oh its you Jojo what can i do you for?
Jojo: Yeah... look, now listen carefully... fuck. Now... ya go into a restaraunt. One of those classy places, not some shitbox like Burger God. Ya go there... ya get a burger... and ya get a bun with seeds on it. Those sesame seeds. Right? How the fuck do they get the sesame seeds to stick to the bun?
Ace: I have no clue and really i couldn't care less
Jojo: Yeah, alright. Night Ace.
Jojo hangs up, still staring at the hamburger for a second before turning back to the television, watching what apparently has to be one of the good parts, judging by the sound. The covers slip down a bit and one can almost see something that might get the WCF fined by the FCC as she reaches for the phone again, dialing the same number.
Ace: Yo
Jojo: Yeah, Ace. Jojo again. I fucking... I think I got it. Ya see... it's one of two things, right. One... there's like, some sesame glue out there. Or two, those little fucking things are adhesive, Like, you take off the tape off the back, stick them to the bun, your bun looks fucking great. Which one is it?
Ace: Yeah um.... they stick them to the bun using double sided tape. Then they just serve it to you with the tape still on.
Jojo: Yeah... That's what I thought to. You're fucking smart for a Canadian guy. G'night.
Jojo hangs up again, then almost immediately reaches and calls again, more of the sheet falling off and revealing her insane cleavage.
Ace: Howdy
Jojo: Yeah, it's Jojo again. Look... those fucking sesame seeds. What happens when ya plant one? What... would like, grow there? Would ya grow a Sesame?
Ace (obviously pissed off): Yes Jojo you would grow a sesame. What do you think happens when you eat it? You've probably got about a hundred plants growing inside you right now.
Jojo: Yeah.. umf... hey... ya know where South Ashfield Heights is? I'm... kinda fucking horny right now.
Ace (tone changing immediately): No but i wish i did, you want to tell me where it is?
Jojo: Yeah... I"m just wearing a bra right now... ya could probably get there... fucking 10 minutes... my room number is...
At this point, Josephine drops the phone and falls asleep, her powerful snoring drowning out the television, and almost the phone dangling from the bedside table.
Ace: For fuck sake.
Fade out.
