Post by Torture on May 23, 2006 0:56:43 GMT -5
- A white room. A wrestling ring. Three men in white coats, writing stuff down on paper attached to a clipboard. Torture enters the scene.
- Dressed in a white coat as well with a blue shirt underneath it. He's standing behind a table. He looks down at the table and then at the camera.
Torture: With the recent contract signing to bring Torture back into the World Championship Federation, some wondered, how the most under-rated, the most popular, and the most coolest Wrestler in the Federation didn't have merchandise. Well now, ladies and gentlemen, making it's great return... Cool Wear Inc!
- Holds up a shirt, with CWI on it.
Torture: These new line of shirts are even better than the original! Now Cool Wear Inc is Sweat Resistant! And to prove to you just how much sweat these shirts can take, i've brought one of the most Sweatest Wrestlers in the world. Ultimate Warrior.
- Warrior comes into the scene now.
Warrior: Hey Torture!!!!!
Torture: Here. Put this on.
- Warrior puts on the t-shirt. The three men in white coats usher Warrior into the empty wrestling ring. Without even notice, Warrior goes absolutely crazy, because, well, thats what Warrior does when he gets into the ring. Warrior goes from one side to the other shaking the top rope and yelling out to the moon. The white men in coats keep writing on the papers attached to clipboards. Probably writing down notes and numbers. Warrior slides out of the ring and runs laps around it. Torture finally stops Warrior.. Warrior rips the shirt off and goes bonkers again. While Warrior goes carzy in the ring, Torture puts a piece of the shirt under a microscope. Torture takes a magic pen and writes on a monitor as if he was John Madden.
Torture: This is sweat. See how it just beads off the poly-cotton external t-shirt? Thats what makes Cool Wear Inc, one of the best T-Shirts in the business. Next time your wondering around the concourse at the next WCF Event. Just stop by and get yourself a Cool Wear Inc. shirt. You'll probably be cool for doing so.
- The one and only winks at the camera as it fades out.
