Post by Deleted on May 6, 2006 16:39:20 GMT -5
[After Bobby's arrest for disturbing the peace there were very few people that he could contact to bail him out of jail. He didn't want to call the WCF front office out of fear that this incident would hurt his standing within the company. He certainly couldn't contact his ex-girlfriend Lucy, not after the way that they parted. And as for his friends Jasper, Zeke and Bolts? Let's just say that Bobby thinks he's too good to hang out with them now that he's the champ. This left only one person in the entire world that Bobby could turn to: Perry Rogers. You're probably asking yourself who is Perry Rogers? Perry Rogers is a lackey. He's the type of guy whose sole ambition in life is to be friends with celebrities. When he couldn't find a celebrity he settled for Bobby. Perry frequently annoys Bobby, but in this situation Perry's blind loyalty is exactly what Bobby needed.]
Bobby: "Hey, is this Perry?"
Perry: "Bobby? Is that you? Are you in trouble? I sense that you're in trouble!"
Bobby: "Actually, I'm in jail."
Perry: "Jail? Oh, my God! Bobby, what have they done to you?!"
Bobby: "It's no big deal, man. I just need you to drive down here and bail me out."
Perry: "Don't you worry, Perry's here for you! I will be down there as soon as humanly possible, Bobby! "
Bobby: "That's great. Thanks."
[10 minutes later Perry arrived at the police station to bail Bobby out. After Perry filled out some paperwork and paid $500, Bobby was released.]
Bobby: "Thanks again for bailing me out, Perry. You're a pretty cool dude sometimes."
Perry: "Really?!"
Bobby: "Yeah, just calm down a little bit, man. You don't need to be so jumpy and hyper all the time."
Perry: "Sorry!"
Bobby: "By the way, I'll pay you back that $500 as soon as WCF sends me my next paycheck."
Perry: "Don't worry about it, Bobby. I'm happy to help."
Bobby: "Man, I'm starving. They didn't give me anything to eat in that fucking jail."
Perry: "I know a great grinder place on Park Street."
Bobby: "Oh yeah? That sounds cool, man."
Perry: "We can hop into my Mazda Miata and take a drive over there!"
[So they went to the grinder shop. Bobby ordered meatball, Perry ordered tuna and they each ordered a beer.]
Bobby: "This is good, man. I really needed this. Those bastards at the jail tried to starve me!"
Perry: "They're just jealous of you, Bobby, because you're the best. Everyone's jealous of you!"
Bobby: "That's true and that's why I have to be careful. I have to be aware of my surroundings at all times. Make sure that I'm hanging out with the right people and not a bunch of blood-sucking leeches."
Perry: "You can always trust me, Bobby. I've got your back!"
Bobby: "That's good to know, even if you are built like Screech from Saved by the Bell."
Perry: "Hahahahaha! That's a good one, Bobby."
[And thus a new friendship has been born. What will this mean for Bobby's match at Slam? Probably nothing at all. But I'm sure this isn't the last time that we'll be hearing of Mr. Perry Rogers.]
Bobby: "Hey, is this Perry?"
Perry: "Bobby? Is that you? Are you in trouble? I sense that you're in trouble!"
Bobby: "Actually, I'm in jail."
Perry: "Jail? Oh, my God! Bobby, what have they done to you?!"
Bobby: "It's no big deal, man. I just need you to drive down here and bail me out."
Perry: "Don't you worry, Perry's here for you! I will be down there as soon as humanly possible, Bobby! "
Bobby: "That's great. Thanks."
[10 minutes later Perry arrived at the police station to bail Bobby out. After Perry filled out some paperwork and paid $500, Bobby was released.]
Bobby: "Thanks again for bailing me out, Perry. You're a pretty cool dude sometimes."
Perry: "Really?!"
Bobby: "Yeah, just calm down a little bit, man. You don't need to be so jumpy and hyper all the time."
Perry: "Sorry!"
Bobby: "By the way, I'll pay you back that $500 as soon as WCF sends me my next paycheck."
Perry: "Don't worry about it, Bobby. I'm happy to help."
Bobby: "Man, I'm starving. They didn't give me anything to eat in that fucking jail."
Perry: "I know a great grinder place on Park Street."
Bobby: "Oh yeah? That sounds cool, man."
Perry: "We can hop into my Mazda Miata and take a drive over there!"
[So they went to the grinder shop. Bobby ordered meatball, Perry ordered tuna and they each ordered a beer.]
Bobby: "This is good, man. I really needed this. Those bastards at the jail tried to starve me!"
Perry: "They're just jealous of you, Bobby, because you're the best. Everyone's jealous of you!"
Bobby: "That's true and that's why I have to be careful. I have to be aware of my surroundings at all times. Make sure that I'm hanging out with the right people and not a bunch of blood-sucking leeches."
Perry: "You can always trust me, Bobby. I've got your back!"
Bobby: "That's good to know, even if you are built like Screech from Saved by the Bell."
Perry: "Hahahahaha! That's a good one, Bobby."
[And thus a new friendship has been born. What will this mean for Bobby's match at Slam? Probably nothing at all. But I'm sure this isn't the last time that we'll be hearing of Mr. Perry Rogers.]
