Post by mark on Aug 24, 2009 15:57:49 GMT -5
As the schedule gets more demanding for the reigning and defending WCF Tag Team Champions, it gets difficult to coordinate and discuss matches as a group in person. This week's schedule, with book signings, appearances, house shows and a five-minute spot on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, proved too busy for the Superfans and Tiffany Jane to gather. In lieu of appearing on WCF television, a transcript from an instant messenger conversation appeared in Seth Lerch's e-mail inbox.
The transcript is shown in its entirety below.
OnlineHost: Welcome to Superfans Superchat!
Marvelous_Marc: Do we really have to call it the Superchat? It sounds like we're hosting a kids show on Noggin.
MarkOfExcellence: I didn't call it the Superchat. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Marvelous_Marc: You didn't see Anthrax's promo against us, then.
MarkOfExcellence: orly
Marvelous_Marc: yarly it was stale as whoa. He's going to give us a nightmare.
MarkOfExcellence: I am shaking in my Hulk Hogan footie jam-jams.
Marvelous_Marc: rofl
OnlineHost: Tiffanywayyoulike has entered the chat.
Tiffanywayyoulike: sorry i'm late. i had to take care of some things for your costumes.
Marvelous_Marc: That's alright, Tiff. Better late than never.
MarkOfExcellence: Better never than Anthrax swearing up a storm in a ceaseless effort to appear cool and edgy.
Marvelous_Marc: Yeah, I don’t give a fudging farce about his motherfarming swear…words.
OnlineHost: The server automatically initiates chat filters whenever Antrhax is mentioned.
Tiffanywayyoulike: lol that’s great
Marvelous_Marc: Wow, that is all kinds of sad.
MarkOfExcellence: What’s worse is that he called us unoriginal, just like Exodus and the Breathtakers.
Tiffanywayyoulike: and we know what happened to them
Marvelous_Marc: So, so true.
MarkOfExcellence: Owned.
Marvelous_Marc: What’s less original than paying tribute to the founders of the business we deal in? Projecting your own unoriginality onto other people who are just trying to make an honest living.
Tiffanywayyoulike: anthrax reminds me of every seven-foot, brooding violent guy I’ve ever seen on television and most Broadway productions. RAWR I ARE BIG I ARE SCARY
Marvelous_Marc: We’re rubbing off on Tiff more and more each day, bro.
MarkOfExcellence: lol. Continuing on the beaten path of unoriginality, what’s with booking smashing two guys feuding together and giving them title shots against us? Will the tag titles magically end the conflict like belt-shaped Care Bears?
Tiffanywayyoulike: lol lol
Marvelous_Marc: haha, maybe they will link themselves together with the belts and be like leather-bound, conjoined twins. Reminds me of Stuck On You, but without the funny or entertaining parts.
Tiffanywayyoulike: ROFL you guys are killing me!
MarkOfExcellence: That’s how we do things around these parts.
Marvelous_Marc: You sound like Doc Henry.
MarkOfExcellence: Ah, him. I almost forgot that he was the other guy in the team, given Anthrax’s ability to completely overshadow everyone with his stale bread persona and motherhubbarding, shirt headed swears.
OnlineHost: We turned on the filters again. You mentioned Anthrax. Standard procedure.
Marvelous_Marc: haha owned
Tiffanywayyoulike: so what’s the plan for this week? I know we can’t get together so I was just curious…
Marvelous_Marc: Do what we always do: kick ass, take names and retain our gold. It is going to be pretty simple this week, given our track record.
MarkOfExcellence: Expand.
Marvelous_Marc: Well we won our in-ring debut against not one, but two teams comprised of feuding wrestlers and we’ve won each title match we’re in. I fail to see how a title match against a team comprised of two dudes fighting with each other would break that pattern.
Tiffanywayyoulike: you boys are getting ahead of yourselves a little, I think. You’ve never faced Anthrax or Doc Henry in a match…
MarkOfExcellence: That’s a good point. But we’re also undefeated against all the other teams we’ve faced for the first time.
Marvelous_Marc: Witty! Talented and witty!
Tiffanywayyoulike: well if that’s how you boys feel, I’ll support you every step of the way
MarkOfExcellence: Aww, thanks Tiff. So, uh… any ideas for who we do for this week?
Marvelous_Marc: /contemplates
OnlineHost: Marvelous_Marc has left the chat.
OnlineHost: B Minus has entered the chat.
B Minus: /changes avatar to a picture of Mike Sanders
MarkOfExcellence: You want to do the Natural Born Thrillers? Seriously? I’d rather to Jindrak and O’Haire if we’re gonna do that.
B Minus:[/b]
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OnlineHost: B Minus has left the chat.
OnlineHost: Indeeeeed has entered the chat.
Indeeeeed:[/b] /changes avatar to a picture of Funaki
Indeeeeed: /moves lips without talking[/color]
Tiffanywayyoulike: wow, kaientai??
MarkOfExcellence: I don’t think anymore needs to be said about that choice. Plus I’m not willing to wear tape on my eyes to make them all slanty.
OnlineHost: Indeeeeed has left the chat.
OnlineHost: Marvelous_Marc has entered the chat.
Marvelous_Marc: Fine, if you have a better idea, I’m open to it.
MarkOfExcellence: I have a pretty good idea, actually.
OnlineHost: MarkOfExcellence has left the chat.
OnlineHost: KingBookah has entered the chat.
KingBookah: /changes avatar to a picture of a crown and scepter
Tiffanywayyoulike: hahahahahahaha
Marvelous_Marc: hmmz
Marvelous_Marc: /tomfoolery
OnlineHost: Marvelous_Marc has left the chat.
OnlineHost: GoldenGlobes has entered the chat.
GoldenGlobes: /inhales, bites the air
KingBookah: We got a big gold freak and a /stares at hand
Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! WCW champion!
GoldenGlobes: I’d call our team more than iconic, Book. I’d call us…
/inhales deeply
A golden oldie. /bites the air again
Tiffanywayyoulike: weeeird, but if you can’t beat them then join them
OnlineHost: Tiffanywayyoulike has left the chat.
OnlineHost: ThreeMarlenas has entered the chat.
ThreeMarlenas: How do we like my new gold dress, boys?
OnlineHost: I don’t mind it.
KingBookah: Doc Henry and Anthrax are gonna respect us, dawg! If there’s two guys who know gold, it’s this team.
GoldenGlobes: Just consider retaining our WCF Tag Titles a part of their golden legacy.
OnlineHost: I can dig that.
ThreeMarlenas:
GoldenGlobes:
OnlineHost: ThreeMarlenas, KingBookah and GoldenGlobes have left the chat.
OnlineHost: Huh. Those guys were pretty coo--
OnlineHost: KingBookah has entered the chat.
KingBookah: SUCKAAAAA!!!
OnlineHost: KingBookah has left the chat.
The transcript is shown in its entirety below.
OnlineHost: Welcome to Superfans Superchat!
Marvelous_Marc: Do we really have to call it the Superchat? It sounds like we're hosting a kids show on Noggin.
MarkOfExcellence: I didn't call it the Superchat. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Marvelous_Marc: You didn't see Anthrax's promo against us, then.
MarkOfExcellence: orly
Marvelous_Marc: yarly it was stale as whoa. He's going to give us a nightmare.
MarkOfExcellence: I am shaking in my Hulk Hogan footie jam-jams.
Marvelous_Marc: rofl
OnlineHost: Tiffanywayyoulike has entered the chat.
Tiffanywayyoulike: sorry i'm late. i had to take care of some things for your costumes.
Marvelous_Marc: That's alright, Tiff. Better late than never.
MarkOfExcellence: Better never than Anthrax swearing up a storm in a ceaseless effort to appear cool and edgy.
Marvelous_Marc: Yeah, I don’t give a fudging farce about his motherfarming swear…words.
OnlineHost: The server automatically initiates chat filters whenever Antrhax is mentioned.
Tiffanywayyoulike: lol that’s great
Marvelous_Marc: Wow, that is all kinds of sad.
MarkOfExcellence: What’s worse is that he called us unoriginal, just like Exodus and the Breathtakers.
Tiffanywayyoulike: and we know what happened to them
Marvelous_Marc: So, so true.
MarkOfExcellence: Owned.
Marvelous_Marc: What’s less original than paying tribute to the founders of the business we deal in? Projecting your own unoriginality onto other people who are just trying to make an honest living.
Tiffanywayyoulike: anthrax reminds me of every seven-foot, brooding violent guy I’ve ever seen on television and most Broadway productions. RAWR I ARE BIG I ARE SCARY
Marvelous_Marc: We’re rubbing off on Tiff more and more each day, bro.
MarkOfExcellence: lol. Continuing on the beaten path of unoriginality, what’s with booking smashing two guys feuding together and giving them title shots against us? Will the tag titles magically end the conflict like belt-shaped Care Bears?
Tiffanywayyoulike: lol lol
Marvelous_Marc: haha, maybe they will link themselves together with the belts and be like leather-bound, conjoined twins. Reminds me of Stuck On You, but without the funny or entertaining parts.
Tiffanywayyoulike: ROFL you guys are killing me!
MarkOfExcellence: That’s how we do things around these parts.
Marvelous_Marc: You sound like Doc Henry.
MarkOfExcellence: Ah, him. I almost forgot that he was the other guy in the team, given Anthrax’s ability to completely overshadow everyone with his stale bread persona and motherhubbarding, shirt headed swears.
OnlineHost: We turned on the filters again. You mentioned Anthrax. Standard procedure.
Marvelous_Marc: haha owned
Tiffanywayyoulike: so what’s the plan for this week? I know we can’t get together so I was just curious…
Marvelous_Marc: Do what we always do: kick ass, take names and retain our gold. It is going to be pretty simple this week, given our track record.
MarkOfExcellence: Expand.
Marvelous_Marc: Well we won our in-ring debut against not one, but two teams comprised of feuding wrestlers and we’ve won each title match we’re in. I fail to see how a title match against a team comprised of two dudes fighting with each other would break that pattern.
Tiffanywayyoulike: you boys are getting ahead of yourselves a little, I think. You’ve never faced Anthrax or Doc Henry in a match…
MarkOfExcellence: That’s a good point. But we’re also undefeated against all the other teams we’ve faced for the first time.
Marvelous_Marc: Witty! Talented and witty!
Tiffanywayyoulike: well if that’s how you boys feel, I’ll support you every step of the way
MarkOfExcellence: Aww, thanks Tiff. So, uh… any ideas for who we do for this week?
Marvelous_Marc: /contemplates
OnlineHost: Marvelous_Marc has left the chat.
OnlineHost: B Minus has entered the chat.
B Minus: /changes avatar to a picture of Mike Sanders
MarkOfExcellence: You want to do the Natural Born Thrillers? Seriously? I’d rather to Jindrak and O’Haire if we’re gonna do that.
B Minus:[/b]
[/color]OnlineHost: B Minus has left the chat.
OnlineHost: Indeeeeed has entered the chat.
Indeeeeed:[/b] /changes avatar to a picture of Funaki
Indeeeeed: /moves lips without talking[/color]
Tiffanywayyoulike: wow, kaientai??
MarkOfExcellence: I don’t think anymore needs to be said about that choice. Plus I’m not willing to wear tape on my eyes to make them all slanty.
OnlineHost: Indeeeeed has left the chat.
OnlineHost: Marvelous_Marc has entered the chat.
Marvelous_Marc: Fine, if you have a better idea, I’m open to it.
MarkOfExcellence: I have a pretty good idea, actually.
OnlineHost: MarkOfExcellence has left the chat.
OnlineHost: KingBookah has entered the chat.
KingBookah: /changes avatar to a picture of a crown and scepter
Tiffanywayyoulike: hahahahahahaha
Marvelous_Marc: hmmz
Marvelous_Marc: /tomfoolery
OnlineHost: Marvelous_Marc has left the chat.
OnlineHost: GoldenGlobes has entered the chat.
GoldenGlobes: /inhales, bites the air
KingBookah: We got a big gold freak and a /stares at hand
Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! WCW champion!
GoldenGlobes: I’d call our team more than iconic, Book. I’d call us…
/inhales deeply
A golden oldie. /bites the air again
Tiffanywayyoulike: weeeird, but if you can’t beat them then join them
OnlineHost: Tiffanywayyoulike has left the chat.
OnlineHost: ThreeMarlenas has entered the chat.
ThreeMarlenas: How do we like my new gold dress, boys?
OnlineHost: I don’t mind it.
KingBookah: Doc Henry and Anthrax are gonna respect us, dawg! If there’s two guys who know gold, it’s this team.
GoldenGlobes: Just consider retaining our WCF Tag Titles a part of their golden legacy.
OnlineHost: I can dig that.
ThreeMarlenas:
GoldenGlobes:
OnlineHost: ThreeMarlenas, KingBookah and GoldenGlobes have left the chat.
OnlineHost: Huh. Those guys were pretty coo--
OnlineHost: KingBookah has entered the chat.
KingBookah: SUCKAAAAA!!!
OnlineHost: KingBookah has left the chat.
