Post by johnnyanthrax on Jul 23, 2009 18:12:13 GMT -5
Where are the Tacos? Where are they? I know I asked him for some.
Anthrax: Colton. Where are the Tacos that I ordered?
Colton: I didn't get you tacos.
Anthrax: What? I ordered Tacos, Colton. I just got done working out and I want Tacos.
Colton: You're sloppy, you don't perform enough moves and you get weaker by the second the longer a match lasts. Tacos you shant have, but a salad you will.
Fucker. I want the fuckin' tacos from Taco Tico but this mother fucker gets me a salad. I could have swore this salad was for him. Either way. He's right. That tag match was over before we knew it and I was out of breath. Could have been because Apollo gave me one of his finisher in the middle of the ring but whatever.
Anthrax: I guess I'll eat this salad. By the way, you hear anymore from Apollo?
Colton: No. This forum I was on talked about how Apollo was just mad that I disqualified us, but to be honest dude. Tank was on a roll, and he could have hurt us. We can't be hurt before Ultimate Showdown. We need to be healthy so we can squash that bug Chris Avery.
Anthrax: Fuckin' A, Colton. Fuckin' A.
Colton: And this Sunday that's what we're going to do. Squash him. I want you to perform moves that he's never seen. I don't want you to just stop after one finisher either. I want you to deliver it over and over and over and over again. I want Chris Avery to understand that justice doesn't need to be given to us but needs to be given to him!
Anthrax: Justice is what I will bring.
Colton: Acting like he's all high and mighty. My ass! Chris Avery is the laughing stock of Wrestling Championship Federation and at Ultimate Showdown we're going to show him up just for the joke he is. Avery will wish he never accepted a no-DQ match from us!
Anthrax: You're right.
I took another bite of my fuckin' gross salad. I had to eat it though because I was right in saying Colton was right. You see, I hate to say it because I'm not a prideful man, but ever since Colton started managing me, I've been on a nice little streak. Sure the wins aren't clear, and yeah, the fans don't like us but fuck them. I don't need fans, and I don't need losses. I want wins. That's why Colton helps out so much. Colton probably knows more about Chris Avery than Chris himself. Oh, that reminds me, the Television Title Tournament is coming up and Colton was just discussing it a few minutes before we got food.
Anthrax: Hey, finish up on the TV Title Tournament.
Colton: Well it's simple. The rumor is that there's going to be eight wrestlers in it. That's just the rumor though. It could be twelve, it could even be sixteen. It might even be four. All we know is that once you're in the tournament, you can't lose. You have to win. You keep winning till the final round where they crown the new WCF Television Championship.
Anthrax: Yeah? Rules or guidelines?
Colton: Simple. According to the WCF Rule Book, the Television Champion and his challenger for the match just have to show up for one segment during the week, then wrestle in a regular sanctioned match. Basically, if you were the Champ and you were in trouble, I probably couldn't help you. Though, I could try, I mean Championship Gold don't change hands on a disqualification! Am I right?
Anthrax: I don't know? I guess so.
Colton: Of course I'm right. It was rhetorical.
He was right. He's never really said anything that was wrong. Well, he did tell me Rush wasn't a real rock band and made horrible music. That he was wrong about, but in wrestling. Colton knew his shit and I believed in him. Fuck. Talking about belief. I haven't believed in anything since 1992 when I believed the crack rock was going to save me. What a dumbass back then. I believed almost anything but this? This seems fuckin' real to me. Don't know why but I'm tired of fighting it. Only fighting I like to do now a days is beating up on poor Chris Avery and defeating the weak minded. Hey. I don't need to be cheered. I just want to win. And at Ultimate Showdown. That's what I'll do.
Colton: Here is Chris Avery's video segment he posted. Want to see it?
Anthrax: Is it better than this salad?
Colton: Shush up nancy and eat it. Here, here is Avery's video.
Anthrax: Colton. Where are the Tacos that I ordered?
Colton: I didn't get you tacos.
Anthrax: What? I ordered Tacos, Colton. I just got done working out and I want Tacos.
Colton: You're sloppy, you don't perform enough moves and you get weaker by the second the longer a match lasts. Tacos you shant have, but a salad you will.
Fucker. I want the fuckin' tacos from Taco Tico but this mother fucker gets me a salad. I could have swore this salad was for him. Either way. He's right. That tag match was over before we knew it and I was out of breath. Could have been because Apollo gave me one of his finisher in the middle of the ring but whatever.
Anthrax: I guess I'll eat this salad. By the way, you hear anymore from Apollo?
Colton: No. This forum I was on talked about how Apollo was just mad that I disqualified us, but to be honest dude. Tank was on a roll, and he could have hurt us. We can't be hurt before Ultimate Showdown. We need to be healthy so we can squash that bug Chris Avery.
Anthrax: Fuckin' A, Colton. Fuckin' A.
Colton: And this Sunday that's what we're going to do. Squash him. I want you to perform moves that he's never seen. I don't want you to just stop after one finisher either. I want you to deliver it over and over and over and over again. I want Chris Avery to understand that justice doesn't need to be given to us but needs to be given to him!
Anthrax: Justice is what I will bring.
Colton: Acting like he's all high and mighty. My ass! Chris Avery is the laughing stock of Wrestling Championship Federation and at Ultimate Showdown we're going to show him up just for the joke he is. Avery will wish he never accepted a no-DQ match from us!
Anthrax: You're right.
I took another bite of my fuckin' gross salad. I had to eat it though because I was right in saying Colton was right. You see, I hate to say it because I'm not a prideful man, but ever since Colton started managing me, I've been on a nice little streak. Sure the wins aren't clear, and yeah, the fans don't like us but fuck them. I don't need fans, and I don't need losses. I want wins. That's why Colton helps out so much. Colton probably knows more about Chris Avery than Chris himself. Oh, that reminds me, the Television Title Tournament is coming up and Colton was just discussing it a few minutes before we got food.
Anthrax: Hey, finish up on the TV Title Tournament.
Colton: Well it's simple. The rumor is that there's going to be eight wrestlers in it. That's just the rumor though. It could be twelve, it could even be sixteen. It might even be four. All we know is that once you're in the tournament, you can't lose. You have to win. You keep winning till the final round where they crown the new WCF Television Championship.
Anthrax: Yeah? Rules or guidelines?
Colton: Simple. According to the WCF Rule Book, the Television Champion and his challenger for the match just have to show up for one segment during the week, then wrestle in a regular sanctioned match. Basically, if you were the Champ and you were in trouble, I probably couldn't help you. Though, I could try, I mean Championship Gold don't change hands on a disqualification! Am I right?
Anthrax: I don't know? I guess so.
Colton: Of course I'm right. It was rhetorical.
He was right. He's never really said anything that was wrong. Well, he did tell me Rush wasn't a real rock band and made horrible music. That he was wrong about, but in wrestling. Colton knew his shit and I believed in him. Fuck. Talking about belief. I haven't believed in anything since 1992 when I believed the crack rock was going to save me. What a dumbass back then. I believed almost anything but this? This seems fuckin' real to me. Don't know why but I'm tired of fighting it. Only fighting I like to do now a days is beating up on poor Chris Avery and defeating the weak minded. Hey. I don't need to be cheered. I just want to win. And at Ultimate Showdown. That's what I'll do.
Colton: Here is Chris Avery's video segment he posted. Want to see it?
Anthrax: Is it better than this salad?
Colton: Shush up nancy and eat it. Here, here is Avery's video.
