Post by Logan on Jul 3, 2009 13:13:40 GMT -5
Read Me! Now! On AIM, I've asked Madd Dogg to joint RP with me. I've yet to get a response while writing this. Does he like me? Could he be busy looking at nekkid images? Where are you Madd Dogg?
Greg Quinn: As you once roughly put it, Logan, you deny all accusations of having anything sexually to do with the wife of Brad Kane.
Logan: I'm not roughly denying anything.
We've come into scene of chairs and office tables. Logan, Greg, and a Madd Dogg.
Logan: Before we go any further..
Shifting his tushi on the chair directing attention to the camera.
Logan: Madd Dogg has yet to speak a word. He's here, though.
Nodding.
Logan: Can we get a shot of Madd Dogg?
The camera turns into the direction of Madd Doggie which turns out to be a stuffed animal of an angry pooch.
Logan: Really, he's just late, but, till he arrives for this interview that Madd Dogg will do just fine. Yes? No? Shut up? M'hm.
Greg Quinn, man of a thousand questions, speaks.
Greg Quinn: Why are you even doing a promo?
Puzzled look hangs on the Face of Treachery like curtains?
Logan: Why am I.. what?
Greg Quinn: You've retired. Yes?
Logan: Retired? That's such an awful word. You use that word for people like Brad Kane, or Gravedigger. I've never once, ONCE, retired WCF.
Greg Quinn: Why are you here?
Logan: Well, usually, around this time of the year when things starting heating up.. I get fired. But, as you see.. no matter what I do I can't seem to get fired. Anally rape someone? Why aren't I in jail? Did that really happen..? I can't get fired. It's impossible.
Greg Quinn: So, what you're saying is that you want to leave WCF but you'd feel guilty for leaving on your own free will? You'd rather have the excuse of saying you were canned.
Logan: Can we ask Madd Dogg a question? He's the star.
The cameraman shuffles over to the stuffed angry animal. Logan gladly dives behind the chair of the stuffed mate, creating a fake mocking voice for him.
Greg Quinn: 'Madd Dogg' do yo--
Madd Dogg: That's me.
A sigh escapes Greg.
Greg Quinn: Okay. 'Madd Dogg', did a love interest for Logan motivate you to stalk him over the course of two months?
Read Me! Now! The Dogg has yet to reply, I'm beginning to think he's away from keyboard? Shaving, perhaps? I would like to continue. I can't. My Mom is urging me on to drive her to a nursing home to visit gramps, I wouldn't mind leaving her there with gramps. I'd saved this and continue on later but I was currently in the 'moment'. So, I post now!
