Post by Odin Balfore on Feb 17, 2019 15:05:30 GMT -5
RP 1
Slam
The Enforcers
Vs
Jaice Wilds/Robert Simmons
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PART ONE: 2 GIRLS 1 BELT
ODIN (VO):
“ I owe it to WCF and the WCF Championship to touch upon this; the main event at Till Death. Bonnie Blue verse Noble Savage in a match that truthfully they both deserve. Having been in WCF for as long as I have, I do not think that I have seen two single ladies secure the main event of a pay per view for the WCF Championship. A strong nod to the talent and less of a nod regarding the times. WCF has always been all-inclusive when it came to who got in the ring with who. So, before I fight Johnny Rabid, that steaming pile of cuck jizz, girls, enjoy the moment because sooner rather than later, I am coming for the both of you and it will be the loudest thing that I do. “
PART TWO: F-C-C. With 2 F’s and 2 C’s.
LA. Sony Towers. 4th floor. The Office of Jonah Falcon.
Enter the office Jonah Falcon. Tall, slim, neurotic and currently shaking with two black eyes and a dried up bloody lip. His office was immaculate. Picture perfect furniture, ‘Affrikaan artifacts with place cards that name and describe the dated piece. In the background, the windows shown the brillant city behind him. With everything so clean, it was surprising to see Jonahs desk in such a clutter. Stacks of paper, a spilled cup of designer pens and a large ashtray mounted over with spent cigarettes. Ironicly, Jonah didnt smoke or drink. Clean cut, the same as his office.
A little background on Jonah, he used to work for the FCC and was the lead investigator and case worker for WCF ( yah, WCF was bad ). Jonah was fired from the FCC for a very public meltdown regarding WCF. Jonah then went to work at Sci-fy Jonah was laid off and got his job back thanks to WCF Alum, Zombie McMorris. However that was short lived as Jonah got a job with Sony in their marketing division and you guessed it, WCF came calling again. Now, after Odins black face tirade, it seems as though Jonah is not taking it to well. Odin was mandated to report to Jonah for a discussion regarding the matter. This is that discussion. Odin walks into the office in dark blue jeans, black leather shoes and a dark green polo. He keeps his chin up high as he walks up to Jonahs desk.
ODIN:
“ Jonah, long time no see.”
Jonah shakenly looks up from his stack of papers and back down, speaking into his desk.
JONAH
“ What is with you wrestling - PEOPLE. I swear, you’re all a bunch of animals. Do you want me to get fired?”
ODIN
“ Jonah, I had no idea you worked for Sony, let alone with us, again.”
JONAH
“ I can never escape you people. I mean look, look at my desk. I have a greater chance of finding Pepe Silvia in all this mess then I do a way out of it all. I scheduled an apology tour on the View, how’d that go?”
Flash back to Odin stomping out Joy Beyheart behind the scenes.
ODIN
“ It went well, although, I lost a good pair of gators that days. “
JONAH
“ You need to send in a written apology to the network, these are troubled times we live in. The Troubles, I call em’. Now every Gen X’er from here to Cape Cod has to go through all their old year books and make sure they aint got no shoe polished skeletons in their closet.
ODIN
“Jonah, I’m an entertainer and this is WCF. Christ, Oblivion raped Joey Flashes wife on TV like two years ago. Joey Flash got pissed on while wearing a mask made of lunch meat. Jay Omega lives and breaths on WCF TV and for some god damn reason, Teddy Blaze still has a job and yet I’m the affront to sensibility? Jaice Wilds goes unchecked in his waxed chest faggotry his boy lover, Rob Simmons. I make no apologies or wishy washies ‘ I’m sowwies’ because one dumb cunt out there cant tell the difference between racism and hyperbole. You won’t lose your job because I’ll make sure that you always have one. You’re a good guy and while, sure, I’ll apologise for causing you grief, I do not make any such concessions to anyone out there with a twitter and a pair of thumbs. “
Jonah, slams his pen and looks up at Odin.
JONAH
Odin, that's ablist, its insensitive to people with physical conditions that may or may not limit their physical abilities.
Odin spots the black eyes.
ODIN
Jonah, what happened to your eyes? Are you a victim of spousal abuse?
Odin pulls out a sexual assault doll from no where.
ODIN
Show me on the doll where they touched you.
JONAH
Why do you have that?
ODIN
By the State of California, I am legally obligated to inform you that..
Odin thinks for a moment.
ODIN
You know what, it doesnt matter.
JONAH
Its just a boo-boo.
ODIN
Nilla, somebody put they fist in your eye.
Jonah motions for Odin to come closer and begins whispering his secrets.
JONAH
Meet me at Griffins Tavern tonight, I’ll explain there.
ODIN
If you’re being assaulted by your partner, remember, no means no.
JONAH
Its not that at all. Just meet me there and work on that apology.
ODIN
No, Jonah, who ever hit you is going to have to work on that apology.
We do a 360 pan around as we watch odin head for the door and the scene fades.
PART THREE: F/ROM AUSTISMO WITH LOV/E
I suppose this is what the world is coming too. I have to walk a penance mile but ‘high functioning autistics’ get to hold a job in my career. Do not get me wrong, Rob Simmons has the right to work - just not in my industry. It is not that I do not want him here, I just won’t be held responsible when he’s chasing his tail in the middle of the ring and licking up his own splattered brain matter. The Stone Crow might be competitive and he might enjoy wrestling but he is NOT a wrestler. Clearly, that has been shown. He might be a rising star but I have been an established, unwavering star since you were eating your own poop. I know that's not correct but I’m awfully tierd of being politically correct. I am a man of my times; man is the operative word. I have been through real challenge and real trying times, not just people telling me that I can’t do it. Such Wow, such strength, you can defy common sense and logic. I am not going to bully you from this company but I am going to make you regret it. I am going to make your autismo-self re-evaluate your life goals. May I suggest dog walking or cat fishing men online and having weird gay sex with them. May I suggest a cookie stand.
Bah, you cerebrally septic fool, may you drown in the inebriated fantasies that you have created for yourself. You have a thousand yard stare because you cannot see the right here and the right now. I am the right here and right now. Alex Richards, unfortunately is the right here and right now. Jaice Wilds, the Guardian, may you see why that group has dissolved in the acidic wildfire that it really is. That is where you sit right now. You lost to Bonnie, you lost to Teddy Blaze and now you hold your chips in the hand of Jaice Wilds. Jaice Wilds, known for his cool hand Luke type of demeanor. Spoilers; he’s not.
I do not have faith in you. I do not have faith in your partner. This is where your WCF Career comes to an end. You have been gifted high profile matches against established WCF talent for doing little more than being more with a few extra or less chromosomes I can see it now, Jiace needs a hot tag and you’re busy eating your feet because the fairy in your toenails said so. Look, you do you but in that ring, MY RING, its all different. You have to really compete, which you haven shown that you cannot do. You cannot look across the ring, see Jaice and think that its all ok. None of it is OK. Me and Alex have been on a steam rolling and now we go on an adventure in Autismo Toyland. Alex and I are about to break your fantasy. Alex is going to get sweet revenge on Jaice, the other, other, Guardian. Clear that last chapter of his life right out of existence. We’re going to rough you up, blacken your eyes, cheapen your soul. Chip your teeth and break your nose. We are big and we are bold and most importantly we are out of your league. Jaice Wilds, I cannot begin to imagine the hate teeming forth from Alex on your behalf. The betrayal, the anguish; where were you when the Guardians imploded? Far from here, I bet. Well, far from home no longer. Consider this your home coming and we are going to burn it down and go into Till Death with all the momentum to carry us into being crowned the Team Team League champions.
PART FOUR: THE ENFORCERS
Griffens Tavern. LA. 9 PM
Griffens Tavern was a cramped, small hole in the wall type of bar. Unassuming but you can tell anyone who went there drank whiskey. Filled with ‘regulars,’ those blue collar types who marry the bar stool. Odin and Jonah walk in as the camera zig zags towards them from the back of the building.
JONAH
“Oh look, Alex Richards is here too, lets go sit with him.”
Odin groans.
ODIN
“Yah, lets do that.”
Odin and Jonah sit at a large semi circle booth with Alex Richards and Rebecca Thatch. Odin is good to stay quiet as they greet each other. The exchange goes like this:
Jonah! / Hey Alex.
Hi Rebecca! / Hey Jonah, how are you.
* death stare *
Odin / yo.
* awkward fidget hand movements. *
Heeey, you. / Becca.
Then Alex gets fed up and opens the flood gates.
ALEX RICHARDS
Alright, that's it. WHatever this is, it needs to stop. We are a week away from winning the Tag Team League and this has been bothering me since the start. We gotta squash this. Odin, what the hell happend between you and Rebecca?
ODIN
I’m sure she told you. Like ten years ago or so she was supposed to marry my best friend. They didnt go through with it. He left her and that left her a wreck. So we gravitated, things happened
Raspy batman voice
ODIN
She sucked my dick. And she loved it.
Odins voice returns to normal
ODIN
I took her to church, to school, to heaven and then to Jay Prices Stair Emporium for unwanted children.
ALEX RICHARDSON
Becca, you had an abortion.
REBECCA THATCH
NO! Absolutely not.
ODIN
No, I made that part up. Its part of my new off color comedy gimmick. I mean, it happend years ago, I don’t think I talked to her since 2009. Like, its wrestling, you fuck everyones girlfriend. Adam Copeland and Phil Brooks are gang banging that freeto pie under the table as we speak.
Alex looks under the table as Adam Copeland and Phil Brooks look up at him like the filthy tall hobitsess that he is before returning to munching on Rebeccas slick. He looks back up to see Rebecca not reacting then back under the table to see that nothings there
ODIN
Alex, your paranoia is getting the best of you. I don’t want your girl, or else she wouldnt be your girl no more. I’m not here for her, I’m here because Jonah has two blacks eye, to which, I assume will be made clear to me.
JONAH
“ I - uh, I owe some bad people a lot of money.”
ODIN
You hear that, Alex, he owes bad people money. No, Jonah, I am bad people. I AM the Bad Mother Fucker. When they come back today, I’ll take care of it. What did you do?
JONAH
I bet on the Rams, like a lot , a lot.
ODIN
This goofy child that I see before me bet against WCFs own White Steven? The nerve. Have you learned nothing in twenty years of Tom Brady football. Psycho Tom is a thing and that thing wins championships.
JONAH
I know, I know, I thought the Rams were due.
ODIN
The only things certain in life are Tom Bradys seventh ring and my sixth wcf Championship. If these guys come back to day, tell them that things are squared.
JONAH
Good because here they come. The guy in the white shirt, Hugo. He’ll shake me down.
ODIN
Just sit tight between me and Alex, you’ll be fine. Rebecca, please excuse yourself.
Alex nods in agreement as Rebecca gets up and hurries to the bathroom as Hugo walks up to the table.
HUGO
Hey, Jonah, you have my hundred grand?
ODIN
Jonah has been settled. I took care of it.
HUGO
Oh yah, because my pockets stll feel light. I should be walking out of here with a duffle bag full of money.
ODIN
As I said, his debts been settled. Unless you want two hundred K, to go fuck yourself.
HUGO
WHo the fuck do you think you are?
ALEX
We’re his Enforcers.
Alex and Odin look at each other and nod.
ODIN
Yah, we’re the Enforcers.
HUGO
Well, you boys about to be done in.
ODIN
I’m sorry, I know I’m sitting down but do I look like I’m five foot tall in this booth but Jonah how tall am I?
JONAH
Seven feet tall.
ODIN
And as the realist G in the room once said, you - cant - teach - that. Now I dunno about you but -
Odin stands up.
ODIN
I’m inclined to believe him.
Alex stands up too.
ALEX
I gotta agree.
Hugo swings, a bar fight breaks out as Disturbed “Indestructible” plays over the bars speaker system. The fight spills out into the street between Alex, Odin, Hugo and some of the guys that Hugo brought with him. Alex and Odin worked well together, setting each other up for attacks, having each others back and even trying to out do the other. Odin knows one guy out, Alex knocksa out two. Alex breaks a nose, Odin crushes and orbital bone. Both men are masters of throwing hay makers and elbows. Their nature provides great benefit as they body slam guys into the ground. Getting sandbagged by some average dudes, don’t even phase them as throw the attackers around the pavement. Finally, the police arrive and arrest everybody. Both Alex and Odin get handcuffed and put into the same police car as Odin shouts out the window.
ODIN
You remember who did this to you. You remember that My will is law.
ALEX
And we enforce that law!
Slam
The Enforcers
Vs
Jaice Wilds/Robert Simmons
--------------------------------------------
PART ONE: 2 GIRLS 1 BELT
ODIN (VO):
“ I owe it to WCF and the WCF Championship to touch upon this; the main event at Till Death. Bonnie Blue verse Noble Savage in a match that truthfully they both deserve. Having been in WCF for as long as I have, I do not think that I have seen two single ladies secure the main event of a pay per view for the WCF Championship. A strong nod to the talent and less of a nod regarding the times. WCF has always been all-inclusive when it came to who got in the ring with who. So, before I fight Johnny Rabid, that steaming pile of cuck jizz, girls, enjoy the moment because sooner rather than later, I am coming for the both of you and it will be the loudest thing that I do. “
PART TWO: F-C-C. With 2 F’s and 2 C’s.
LA. Sony Towers. 4th floor. The Office of Jonah Falcon.
Enter the office Jonah Falcon. Tall, slim, neurotic and currently shaking with two black eyes and a dried up bloody lip. His office was immaculate. Picture perfect furniture, ‘Affrikaan artifacts with place cards that name and describe the dated piece. In the background, the windows shown the brillant city behind him. With everything so clean, it was surprising to see Jonahs desk in such a clutter. Stacks of paper, a spilled cup of designer pens and a large ashtray mounted over with spent cigarettes. Ironicly, Jonah didnt smoke or drink. Clean cut, the same as his office.
A little background on Jonah, he used to work for the FCC and was the lead investigator and case worker for WCF ( yah, WCF was bad ). Jonah was fired from the FCC for a very public meltdown regarding WCF. Jonah then went to work at Sci-fy Jonah was laid off and got his job back thanks to WCF Alum, Zombie McMorris. However that was short lived as Jonah got a job with Sony in their marketing division and you guessed it, WCF came calling again. Now, after Odins black face tirade, it seems as though Jonah is not taking it to well. Odin was mandated to report to Jonah for a discussion regarding the matter. This is that discussion. Odin walks into the office in dark blue jeans, black leather shoes and a dark green polo. He keeps his chin up high as he walks up to Jonahs desk.
ODIN:
“ Jonah, long time no see.”
Jonah shakenly looks up from his stack of papers and back down, speaking into his desk.
JONAH
“ What is with you wrestling - PEOPLE. I swear, you’re all a bunch of animals. Do you want me to get fired?”
ODIN
“ Jonah, I had no idea you worked for Sony, let alone with us, again.”
JONAH
“ I can never escape you people. I mean look, look at my desk. I have a greater chance of finding Pepe Silvia in all this mess then I do a way out of it all. I scheduled an apology tour on the View, how’d that go?”
Flash back to Odin stomping out Joy Beyheart behind the scenes.
ODIN
“ It went well, although, I lost a good pair of gators that days. “
JONAH
“ You need to send in a written apology to the network, these are troubled times we live in. The Troubles, I call em’. Now every Gen X’er from here to Cape Cod has to go through all their old year books and make sure they aint got no shoe polished skeletons in their closet.
ODIN
“Jonah, I’m an entertainer and this is WCF. Christ, Oblivion raped Joey Flashes wife on TV like two years ago. Joey Flash got pissed on while wearing a mask made of lunch meat. Jay Omega lives and breaths on WCF TV and for some god damn reason, Teddy Blaze still has a job and yet I’m the affront to sensibility? Jaice Wilds goes unchecked in his waxed chest faggotry his boy lover, Rob Simmons. I make no apologies or wishy washies ‘ I’m sowwies’ because one dumb cunt out there cant tell the difference between racism and hyperbole. You won’t lose your job because I’ll make sure that you always have one. You’re a good guy and while, sure, I’ll apologise for causing you grief, I do not make any such concessions to anyone out there with a twitter and a pair of thumbs. “
Jonah, slams his pen and looks up at Odin.
JONAH
Odin, that's ablist, its insensitive to people with physical conditions that may or may not limit their physical abilities.
Odin spots the black eyes.
ODIN
Jonah, what happened to your eyes? Are you a victim of spousal abuse?
Odin pulls out a sexual assault doll from no where.
ODIN
Show me on the doll where they touched you.
JONAH
Why do you have that?
ODIN
By the State of California, I am legally obligated to inform you that..
Odin thinks for a moment.
ODIN
You know what, it doesnt matter.
JONAH
Its just a boo-boo.
ODIN
Nilla, somebody put they fist in your eye.
Jonah motions for Odin to come closer and begins whispering his secrets.
JONAH
Meet me at Griffins Tavern tonight, I’ll explain there.
ODIN
If you’re being assaulted by your partner, remember, no means no.
JONAH
Its not that at all. Just meet me there and work on that apology.
ODIN
No, Jonah, who ever hit you is going to have to work on that apology.
We do a 360 pan around as we watch odin head for the door and the scene fades.
PART THREE: F/ROM AUSTISMO WITH LOV/E
I suppose this is what the world is coming too. I have to walk a penance mile but ‘high functioning autistics’ get to hold a job in my career. Do not get me wrong, Rob Simmons has the right to work - just not in my industry. It is not that I do not want him here, I just won’t be held responsible when he’s chasing his tail in the middle of the ring and licking up his own splattered brain matter. The Stone Crow might be competitive and he might enjoy wrestling but he is NOT a wrestler. Clearly, that has been shown. He might be a rising star but I have been an established, unwavering star since you were eating your own poop. I know that's not correct but I’m awfully tierd of being politically correct. I am a man of my times; man is the operative word. I have been through real challenge and real trying times, not just people telling me that I can’t do it. Such Wow, such strength, you can defy common sense and logic. I am not going to bully you from this company but I am going to make you regret it. I am going to make your autismo-self re-evaluate your life goals. May I suggest dog walking or cat fishing men online and having weird gay sex with them. May I suggest a cookie stand.
Bah, you cerebrally septic fool, may you drown in the inebriated fantasies that you have created for yourself. You have a thousand yard stare because you cannot see the right here and the right now. I am the right here and right now. Alex Richards, unfortunately is the right here and right now. Jaice Wilds, the Guardian, may you see why that group has dissolved in the acidic wildfire that it really is. That is where you sit right now. You lost to Bonnie, you lost to Teddy Blaze and now you hold your chips in the hand of Jaice Wilds. Jaice Wilds, known for his cool hand Luke type of demeanor. Spoilers; he’s not.
I do not have faith in you. I do not have faith in your partner. This is where your WCF Career comes to an end. You have been gifted high profile matches against established WCF talent for doing little more than being more with a few extra or less chromosomes I can see it now, Jiace needs a hot tag and you’re busy eating your feet because the fairy in your toenails said so. Look, you do you but in that ring, MY RING, its all different. You have to really compete, which you haven shown that you cannot do. You cannot look across the ring, see Jaice and think that its all ok. None of it is OK. Me and Alex have been on a steam rolling and now we go on an adventure in Autismo Toyland. Alex and I are about to break your fantasy. Alex is going to get sweet revenge on Jaice, the other, other, Guardian. Clear that last chapter of his life right out of existence. We’re going to rough you up, blacken your eyes, cheapen your soul. Chip your teeth and break your nose. We are big and we are bold and most importantly we are out of your league. Jaice Wilds, I cannot begin to imagine the hate teeming forth from Alex on your behalf. The betrayal, the anguish; where were you when the Guardians imploded? Far from here, I bet. Well, far from home no longer. Consider this your home coming and we are going to burn it down and go into Till Death with all the momentum to carry us into being crowned the Team Team League champions.
PART FOUR: THE ENFORCERS
Griffens Tavern. LA. 9 PM
Griffens Tavern was a cramped, small hole in the wall type of bar. Unassuming but you can tell anyone who went there drank whiskey. Filled with ‘regulars,’ those blue collar types who marry the bar stool. Odin and Jonah walk in as the camera zig zags towards them from the back of the building.
JONAH
“Oh look, Alex Richards is here too, lets go sit with him.”
Odin groans.
ODIN
“Yah, lets do that.”
Odin and Jonah sit at a large semi circle booth with Alex Richards and Rebecca Thatch. Odin is good to stay quiet as they greet each other. The exchange goes like this:
Jonah! / Hey Alex.
Hi Rebecca! / Hey Jonah, how are you.
* death stare *
Odin / yo.
* awkward fidget hand movements. *
Heeey, you. / Becca.
Then Alex gets fed up and opens the flood gates.
ALEX RICHARDS
Alright, that's it. WHatever this is, it needs to stop. We are a week away from winning the Tag Team League and this has been bothering me since the start. We gotta squash this. Odin, what the hell happend between you and Rebecca?
ODIN
I’m sure she told you. Like ten years ago or so she was supposed to marry my best friend. They didnt go through with it. He left her and that left her a wreck. So we gravitated, things happened
Raspy batman voice
ODIN
She sucked my dick. And she loved it.
Odins voice returns to normal
ODIN
I took her to church, to school, to heaven and then to Jay Prices Stair Emporium for unwanted children.
ALEX RICHARDSON
Becca, you had an abortion.
REBECCA THATCH
NO! Absolutely not.
ODIN
No, I made that part up. Its part of my new off color comedy gimmick. I mean, it happend years ago, I don’t think I talked to her since 2009. Like, its wrestling, you fuck everyones girlfriend. Adam Copeland and Phil Brooks are gang banging that freeto pie under the table as we speak.
Alex looks under the table as Adam Copeland and Phil Brooks look up at him like the filthy tall hobitsess that he is before returning to munching on Rebeccas slick. He looks back up to see Rebecca not reacting then back under the table to see that nothings there
ODIN
Alex, your paranoia is getting the best of you. I don’t want your girl, or else she wouldnt be your girl no more. I’m not here for her, I’m here because Jonah has two blacks eye, to which, I assume will be made clear to me.
JONAH
“ I - uh, I owe some bad people a lot of money.”
ODIN
You hear that, Alex, he owes bad people money. No, Jonah, I am bad people. I AM the Bad Mother Fucker. When they come back today, I’ll take care of it. What did you do?
JONAH
I bet on the Rams, like a lot , a lot.
ODIN
This goofy child that I see before me bet against WCFs own White Steven? The nerve. Have you learned nothing in twenty years of Tom Brady football. Psycho Tom is a thing and that thing wins championships.
JONAH
I know, I know, I thought the Rams were due.
ODIN
The only things certain in life are Tom Bradys seventh ring and my sixth wcf Championship. If these guys come back to day, tell them that things are squared.
JONAH
Good because here they come. The guy in the white shirt, Hugo. He’ll shake me down.
ODIN
Just sit tight between me and Alex, you’ll be fine. Rebecca, please excuse yourself.
Alex nods in agreement as Rebecca gets up and hurries to the bathroom as Hugo walks up to the table.
HUGO
Hey, Jonah, you have my hundred grand?
ODIN
Jonah has been settled. I took care of it.
HUGO
Oh yah, because my pockets stll feel light. I should be walking out of here with a duffle bag full of money.
ODIN
As I said, his debts been settled. Unless you want two hundred K, to go fuck yourself.
HUGO
WHo the fuck do you think you are?
ALEX
We’re his Enforcers.
Alex and Odin look at each other and nod.
ODIN
Yah, we’re the Enforcers.
HUGO
Well, you boys about to be done in.
ODIN
I’m sorry, I know I’m sitting down but do I look like I’m five foot tall in this booth but Jonah how tall am I?
JONAH
Seven feet tall.
ODIN
And as the realist G in the room once said, you - cant - teach - that. Now I dunno about you but -
Odin stands up.
ODIN
I’m inclined to believe him.
Alex stands up too.
ALEX
I gotta agree.
Hugo swings, a bar fight breaks out as Disturbed “Indestructible” plays over the bars speaker system. The fight spills out into the street between Alex, Odin, Hugo and some of the guys that Hugo brought with him. Alex and Odin worked well together, setting each other up for attacks, having each others back and even trying to out do the other. Odin knows one guy out, Alex knocksa out two. Alex breaks a nose, Odin crushes and orbital bone. Both men are masters of throwing hay makers and elbows. Their nature provides great benefit as they body slam guys into the ground. Getting sandbagged by some average dudes, don’t even phase them as throw the attackers around the pavement. Finally, the police arrive and arrest everybody. Both Alex and Odin get handcuffed and put into the same police car as Odin shouts out the window.
ODIN
You remember who did this to you. You remember that My will is law.
ALEX
And we enforce that law!
