Post by Logan on May 5, 2009 18:21:20 GMT -5
Tip toeing inside a local malls television shop carrying an little arm load of tapes. A camera man sneaks behind him.
Logan: I have here a number of tapes which has.. shh..
Ducking low behind an video stand, tuning his voice down to a whisper.
Logan: Films of last weeks promos. Ya' see.. I was hiding last week, like a mob boss in fear of his life. Actually. I rented out Saddam Hussein's spider hole..
Staring into the camera lens.
Logan: Don't look at me like that. It was cheap.
Sneaking off to a reasonable resting spot, a danger free zone. He takes a knee and the camera man does the same.
Logan: You could say I have a bit of catching up to do. Okay.. coast is clear.
The two stay low scrambling their way to one of those televisions that has VCR built into it. Sitting the tapes down, he randomly selects one and pops it in. After hitting the play button an image of Dake Ken appears on the screen, however, little does he know the television he picked to catch up on the soap makes all the other televisions show the same thing. Yes, he doesn't notice that.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us for a special interview segment! It was just a week ago that the team of WCF Legends, Logan, Torture, Corey Black and Dake Ken defeated the Dark Side to give control of the WCF back to Seth Lerch.
Gasp!
Logan: Okay. You might be wondering why Davis named those guys, legends. I have many explanations. Dake paid Zach to say that, only, because that tickles his ego like winning heart attack hotdog contests used to tickle mine.
Looking around a bit checking for voyeurs. Still not noticing Ken's promo on every television in the store.
Logan: Or maybe.. Zach secretly plans to coax us all into dinner this holiday season.
Ape Shit Wearing Blue Collar Shirt: Excuse me!
Shocked. He falls backwards from his comfortable viewing position, the films scattering from his hands in all directions.
Logan: Jesus!
Ape Shit Wearing Blue Collar Shirt: If you need help purchasing an item I'd be more than happy to provide assistants. However, I'm afraid you can't use our equipment for viewing pleasure.
Brushing himself off and standing to his feet.
Logan: You'll have to forgive me, "sir". I left my home entertainment in a spider hole last weekend.
Ape Shit Wearing Blue Collar Shirt: What..?
Logan: How much for this television?
The two work out a fine deal and the promo ends.
Logan: I have here a number of tapes which has.. shh..
Ducking low behind an video stand, tuning his voice down to a whisper.
Logan: Films of last weeks promos. Ya' see.. I was hiding last week, like a mob boss in fear of his life. Actually. I rented out Saddam Hussein's spider hole..
Staring into the camera lens.
Logan: Don't look at me like that. It was cheap.
Sneaking off to a reasonable resting spot, a danger free zone. He takes a knee and the camera man does the same.
Logan: You could say I have a bit of catching up to do. Okay.. coast is clear.
The two stay low scrambling their way to one of those televisions that has VCR built into it. Sitting the tapes down, he randomly selects one and pops it in. After hitting the play button an image of Dake Ken appears on the screen, however, little does he know the television he picked to catch up on the soap makes all the other televisions show the same thing. Yes, he doesn't notice that.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us for a special interview segment! It was just a week ago that the team of WCF Legends, Logan, Torture, Corey Black and Dake Ken defeated the Dark Side to give control of the WCF back to Seth Lerch.
Gasp!
Logan: Okay. You might be wondering why Davis named those guys, legends. I have many explanations. Dake paid Zach to say that, only, because that tickles his ego like winning heart attack hotdog contests used to tickle mine.
Looking around a bit checking for voyeurs. Still not noticing Ken's promo on every television in the store.
Logan: Or maybe.. Zach secretly plans to coax us all into dinner this holiday season.
Ape Shit Wearing Blue Collar Shirt: Excuse me!
Shocked. He falls backwards from his comfortable viewing position, the films scattering from his hands in all directions.
Logan: Jesus!
Ape Shit Wearing Blue Collar Shirt: If you need help purchasing an item I'd be more than happy to provide assistants. However, I'm afraid you can't use our equipment for viewing pleasure.
Brushing himself off and standing to his feet.
Logan: You'll have to forgive me, "sir". I left my home entertainment in a spider hole last weekend.
Ape Shit Wearing Blue Collar Shirt: What..?
Logan: How much for this television?
The two work out a fine deal and the promo ends.
