The 2018 WCF Of The Year Awards Show Dec 31, 2018 23:10:49 GMT -5 Teo Blaze and John Rabid like this
Post by WCF Results Account on Dec 31, 2018 23:10:49 GMT -5
Some instrumental music can be heard as The 2018 WCF Of The Year Awards comes on live from the Forrest Theater in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The lights dim as the music fades out and Zach Davis walks out onto the stage and stands in front of a podium.
Zach Davis: Hello everyone! I'm Zach Davis and I'm here as your host tonight because every big name actor we asked to do this laughed and hung up the phone.
Some polite laughter from the audience.
Zach Davis: Now then I've been told by our owner Mr. Corey Black-
Large applause for Corey Black for some reason.
Zach Davis: -that by no means am I to take forever to do this show because apparently you all find me so annoying that you mute your televisions and pay no attention to what I say during matches.
Thunderous applause for Zach Davis being kept on a short leash tonight. Zach looks quite depressed but pushes on.
Zach Davis: With that said, let's get to our first award!
Zach reaches down and pulls out an envelope.
Zach Davis: All right and our first award is for....THE PAY PER VIEW OF THE YEAR!
A drum roll can be heard as Zach slowly tears open the envelope and pulls out the card inside.
Zach Davis: And the winner is...THE WAR PAY PER VIEW!
Applause from the crowd can be heard as highlights from the WAR PPV play on the screen behind Zach. The crowd then settles as Zach continues.
Zach Davis: Now then, we can't exactly give an award to a Pay Per View itself, so instead we will be giving a trophy to the person that won the WAR Match as an added bonus to her already dubious honor of being the first woman to ever win WAR. That's right, I'm talking of course about Noble Savage!
More applause for Noble Savage as the camera pans to her in the crowd. She rises to her feet and starts to walk toward the stage.
Zach Davis: Hang on! Before you get up here, I need to make a second announcement!
Zach pulls out another envelope and holds it up. The crowd looks a bit perplexed, as does Noble.
Zach Davis: I need to make the announcement....that the 2018 Rookie Of The Year is NOBLE SAVAGE! Come on up here and get your awards.
Cheers from the crowd as Noble makes her way onto the stage.
Noble Savage sneers at the crowd while approaching the microphone.
Noble Savage: So this is... This is what you want, huh? To celebrate the fact that I came in and backed up my bark with a vicious bite instead of tucking tail at the first sign of unfairness? Well, here it is. Enjoy this moment because it is for you, not for me. Because it is to YOU that I am a Rookie. It is to YOU that I am Rookie of the Year. But to those who have had the terrible misfortune of facing me one on one in that squared circle, I am much more than that. I am their worst nightmare. The only reason I am not wrestler of the year is because when I came in, the year was more than half way over, but I have no problem with that. What I do have a problem with is being celebrated by the same faces that doubted me. But I guess I'm expected to say thanks while I'm up here so here it goes... I'd like to thank, first and foremost, the sisterhood that granted me a gateway to come forth to WCF. Your sacrifices will not be in vain, sisters... I would also like to thank Eccentrix, for showing me to never underestimate my opponents. I'd also like to thank Odin Balfore, for granting me the experience of being in the ring with a real God. It is thanks to you, Odin, that I was able to discover the fact that I have no limits. Just when I though I was reaching my limits, you opened up a new pathway in my soul and there was a vast universe of dark energy still left within me that I had no idea I could tap into until I faced you. Aside from that, I'd like to thank The Daughter of Time herself... Bonnie Blue. Where are you hashtag deep blue sea? Oh there you are. Bonnie you might not know this but working with you has awakened the Savage link between my inner diety and myself, and it is thanks to you that I have truly accepted my own evil heart, and for that I will always be greatful... Even if I did carry you into One on my back, but that's another subject. I'll see you in the ring, Time Witch. I still have plenty of love and admiration for you. And last, but most certainly not least, I'd like to thank the one and only Lady Abernathy. If it weren't for her, I'd still be little self-orphaned Brandi Noble, trying to steel ODIN Balfore toys from the news stands. If it weren't for Abernathy, I would have never befriended the Savage. So, Lady, please come up here and accept this award with me.
Lady Abernathy walks down the aisle and up to the stage. Once she gets to the podium, she is greeted with a hug by Noble Savage.
Noble Savage: I know you don't like to talk, Lady, but this is a special occasion, so please take the mic.
Lady Abernathy approaches the microphone with a smirk.
Lady Abernathy: We have not even begun...
The lights flicker and suddenly the auditorium is pitch black. When the lights return to normal, Lady Abernathy and Noble Savage are no longer on the stage. Zach steps back up to the podium, looking a bit mystified as to how they disappeared, but he presses on.
Zach Davis: All right then! Let's get to our next award!
Zach pulls up an envelope.
Zach Davis: And now we have....the MATCH OF THE YEAR!
Applause from the crowd as Zach opens the envelope.
Zach Davis: And our winner is.....THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN MATCH!
More applause as footage from the Ultimate Showdown Match plays.
Zach Davis: Now much like with Pay Per View Of The Year, we can't just give a match an award. But we can give it to the man who won Ultimate Showdown. That's right, Michael X come on down!
Applause for Michael X as the camera pans around the theater, but Michael seems to be absent.
Zach Davis: Oh! I'm being told Michael X couldn't be here tonight, he's having travel issues, but he will be here in time for One. And that's a shame because, as I'm being told through my ear piece that I need to go even faster, it would seem that you've also won...HARDCORE CHAMPION OF THE YEAR!
More applause as Zach holds up Hardcore Champion Of The Year and Match Of The Year trophies, both with Michael X on them.
A stage hand arrives to take them off stage. The crowd settles as Zach pulls out the next envelope.
Zach Davis: Now we are going to announce the....TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR!
Applause as Zach fumbles with the envelope, drawing some jeers that suspiciously sound like Corey Black.
Zach Davis: And the winners are....THE CHURCH OF SINGH! Now we already know that Michael X is not here, but is Stephen Singh.
Zach Davis: Well...shoot. Congratulations to The Church!
A stage hand runs up to take the trophies off stage.
Zach Davis: Now then, it's time for our next award....TELEVISION CHAMPION OF THE YEAR!
Zach rips the envelope open and pulls the card out.
Zach Davis: AND THE WINNER IS TEO BLAZE!
Applause as Teo Blaze is seen walking to the stage. He takes his place at the microphone and holds up his trophy.
Teo Blaze: "First off, I want to say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you. I know that I've called myself King of All Media, and while I like to think that I've earned the title ten times over, this award, while not only a tremendous honor, serves as a sobering reminder.
It is the dream of each and every WCF roster member to stand on this stage and declare themselves to be the greatest to have ever done something, and if we're being honest...if you'd have told me I was standing up here accepting an award for champion of the year, I am not sure I would have believed you at the start of 2018.
The fact is, no matter how much I want to stand up here and tell you that I am the greatest in the world, and this award serves only as validation of what everyone already knew, that I am and continue to be the King of All Media, and now hold the distinct honor of being both best internet champion of 216 and best television champion of 2017... no matter how I try to slice it, I keep coming back to that same sobering truth.
I can not do what I do without the WCF Galaxy.
Each and every person watching around the world who continued to have faith in me, continued to challenge me, every member of the roster who forced me to push myself to limits that I thought I had long lost, they are the ones who hold the credit for relighting my flame.
My passion, my drive, my everything is for you, and to be rewarded by the same people who I fight and bleed each and every week for in the center of that ring? Who I sacrifice, push, and get my heart broken for time and time again? For those people, those treasured souls to tell me that I am the greatest Television Champion of 2018?
To each and every person who continues to watch, week-in, week-out, to every person who believed in me, who kept faith in me when I hit some pretty low points this year,
To anyone who has ever felt lost, or adrift, or unsure of themselves?
Seek out the WCF galaxy, seek out this roster.
It's the greatest in the world.
I may be accepting this award, but I want to accept it on behalf of all of you. Because without you, everything that we've accomplished this year, all the ups, and all the downs that led me to this stage tonight?
They'd have been snuffed out long ago.
So from the bottom of this fiery heart, from behind these rose colored lenses, let me take the opportunity to express beyond a shadow of a doubt this one sentiment.
No matter who you are, thank you.
Because these kinds of things don't happen overnight."
Teo holds up the trophy a last time and then walks off to tremendous applause after his passionate speech. Zach walks back up, wiping a tear.
Zach Davis: And now, it's time to move on to our final awards. I say that because the 2018 Wrestler Of The Year and the 2018 World Champion Of The Year are the same person. The same...All Father.
The crowd goes nuts clapping as the camera finds Odin Balfore in the crowd, a smile on his face.
Zach Davis: That's right, Odin Balfore, please come to the stage.
Odin Balfore takes to the stage to address the crowd
Odin Balfore: Wow, a clean sweep of Wrestler and World Champion of the year. As if there was any other logical choice. I’ve seen it, I know it. I know how disappointing everything looks. How bleak it looks. How hopeless it all looks. You all wanted me gone to try and carve out something of your own but in the end, none of that mattered because you had no choice but to recognize the Living Legend and all that I have accomplished. A glorious 2018 return. Five star match after five star match. Three world championships; not to mention Promo of the year. Heh, The Book of 903. That's what I call the clean sweep. This tells me that no matter what any of you all say, all the whining and crying - the bitching and the complaining. From the tough talk to the run it - this proves that no matter what happens, the All Father is A- number one. To all the fans out there, the WCF Loyal, without you, none of this is possible. You all wanted me back. You all cheered for me. You all believed in me and helped make this a reality. We all kept WCF running. Now, we will continue to keep it going into 2019. As big as this year was, next year will be even bigger and better. Just you wait and see because my will is law and that law is absolute.
Odin holds up his trophies for Wrestler, World Champion and Promo Of The Year to a standing ovation before he walks off the stage. Zach walks back up to the microphone clapping as well.
Zach Davis: All right, congratulations to all of our winners once again. You were all part of making WCF so successful in 2018 and are a major reason why 2019 is going to be even better.
The crowd nods in agreement as a few "DUB SEE EFF" chants are heard.
Zach Davis: BUT as we celebrate the year we've had, it's important to remember how we got here. It's important to remember those that paved the way for those like Teo Blaze, Noble Savage, Michael X and so many others in attendence tonight and watching at home. So with that said, I am proud to announce that tonight we have a special surprise for all of you. For the first time in several years now, the Wrestling Championship Federation is opening it's doors to the Hall Of Fame!
Shock from the crowd that quickly turns to cheers.
Zach Davis: Tonight we will be inducting someone that, without them, the WCF would not be here today. Someone that not only paved the way for the stars of today, but helped start the careers of Legends. Someone who is, by all means, single handedly the most important person to ever be a part of the WCF. Ladies and Gentlemen it is my great honor to introduce the most deserving inductee into the WCF Hall Of Fame ever-
"Explosia" by Gojira hits as the crowd explodes into applause. Jayson Price steps out from the back, arms raised in celebration.
Jayson Price: THANK GOD YOU FINALLY LISTENED! MAMA I DID IT YOU WHORE! I DID IT!
Price does a victory lap around the stage as Zach looks on baffled. Price shoves him from behind the podium and takes his place behind the microphone.
Jayson Price: I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, that I did all of this without any of you. I never needed you and I proved that day in and day out. So all of you can suck my d-
Price is cut off as he's hit with a low blow from behind. He falls to his knees and then over as the assailant is revealed to be....SETH LERCH!
The crowd cheers as Seth takes his place behind the microphone. A "THANK YOU SETH" chant breaks out as an emotional Seth smiles.
Seth Lerch: ...fuck you Price. And I'll see all of you at One!
Seth holds up his Hall Of Fame plaque, kicks Price in the nuts for good measure, then walks off the stage head held high. The 2018 WCF Of The Year Awards fades out with a shot of Hall Of Famer Seth Lerch standing at the edge of the stage, waving to the crowd.