Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 27, 2018 18:51:08 GMT -5
"With Oden on Our Side" Hits the PA system.
Zach Davis: Looks like the former world champ is coming to pay us a visit.
Freddy Whoa: After last week, I think he's got a lot to say.
Odin walks down to the ring with a microphone in hand.
Crowd: Odin! Odin!
Odin Balfore: Last week Alex Richards came out here and tried to get the sympathy vote; the working man vote. When has Alex Richards ever been a hardworking man if that work wasnt on a cheesecake; my point exactly. He's here for you. He's going to lead for you. When has Alex Richards ever led anything a day in his life? And if he was so worried about leading and wanting to do so, he could have. He could have branched off and made his own stable or tag team. He didnt. He didnt because he's weak. Noble Savage came out and threw a fit talking about how shes getting robbed of an opportunity, even though, shes not robed of anything. Shes going to burn the house down.
* Odin pats himself down. finds a zippo and throws it on the mat. *
Odin Balfore: Here. Use mine. But i mean this is a big building and Wells Fargo is bigger than the WCF area. So you might need another lighter. Anybody got another lighter? Noble Savage needs a litle more flash in her pan.
* the fans cheer and some offer up lighters. Odin gets out of the ring and walks around the floor. *
Odin Balfore: Lets see, whose got a lighter? Theres one.. we got two.. three.. five.. Alright, I'm running out of hands. Guys if you got lighters that want to donate to the Noble Savage arsonist girlscout badge, throw them in the ring.
* the crowd pelts the ring with lighters as Odin climbs back in. *
Odin Balfore: Here you go, Brandi. We got red ones, white ones, sports teams, zippos, cheapos. Hell theres even a book of matches and I don't need to tell you what you can do with a book of matches. Here Brandi, take them all. go off to Wells Fargo and get a head start. You'll need it because you havent done anything except get used and played because you didnt want to listen to me. Now here you are, you and Alex Both talking about the poor me's, trying to be women of the people but in reality you're the enemy of the people. You said that this - all this was your area, your title, your championship your show. Look around you. Look around, look at the WCF Loyal. We're here at Reading. We're here at the WCF Area. Now guys, correct me if I'm wrong but this is the house that Odin Balfore built. I carried the granite slabs on my back. I chisled the stone with my bare hands. I've fought, I've bled. This area exists because of me; not in spite of me. I'm here because you and Bonnie cannot do it. You cannot do it alone and you cannot do it together. You both want to change WCF and alter the landscape when neither of you - Bonnie included havent even charted it yet. And don't worry Bonnie, I see you there smiling, thinking that you softened me up. I'm right here. ring fill of lighters, pocket full of dreams and -
* jingling can be heard through out the area. *
Odin Balfore: I'm coming for all of you would be Guardians of WCF because I'm the true Guardian of WCF and its way of life. When we meet in that ring next week..
* The jingling gets a little louder *
HO HO HO !!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Look up in the rafters. Its a sled.
Zach Davis: Oh MY God, its Santa and he's got an elf.. Wait a minute, thats Kaz Mazy...
Freddy WHoa: WHOA! And thats Bobby Cairo! The God Father of Pro Wrestling is here in Reading on Christmas Eve!
Zach Davis: And he's throwing Christmas gifts to the fans.
* Kaz and Cairo throw gifts and cash to the crowd as they decent from the heavens. *
Zach Davis: This is amazing. The Poondock Saints are here and they are showering the WCF loyal with gifts.
* The poondock saints land on the ramp, they hop out as 'Natural Born Killaz' hits the PA system. They highfive fans and motorboat the big tittay latina bitches before sliding into the ring. *
Crowd: POON DOCK! POON DOCK!
* Cairo takes the mic from Odin. *
Bobby Cairo: Hello my children; did you miss me?
* The crowd roars *
Bobby Cairo: The Godfather has missed you all too. Thats Alright though, I have returned to give you all gifts at the behest of the All Father and the Godson of Pro Wrazzlin. It just would not be a Extra special Christmas Edition of Slam if the Godfather did not grace all of you with his presence. If you all look inside your gift boxes, there is a thousand dollars - each. Everyone who has a box has a thousand dollars. That is the power of communism. That is the power of the Godfather, the Godson and the All Father. Gifts from us to you. Alex Richards did not do this for you. Noble Savage did not do this for you. The Whurls Champ Bonnie Blue did not reach out to you and give you these gifts. They did not improve your quality of life. We did. The Thickness did. All things THICK brought peace on Earth and goodwill towards Nillas. The All Father did this for you, a man not only of his word but of the people. A true legend and pioneer in WCF. At ONE, things are going to change. They are going to go back to the way they should be. THICK and STRONG not SLICK and WEAK. My children, the Godfather knows you. He hears your pleas and cries. He knows what you want and what you need and that is right here with the All Father. Odin Balfore has been there with you for nearly eight long years and has never left your side. He has fought everyday for you. To preserve what you all know to be good and true in WCF. You all bleed that Neon Green. Us three, we have bleed with you. Us three have all died for you in the middle of this very ring because it was right and it was just. The Poondock Saints, the Thickness, we are here both for and because of each and every one of you. I am the Godfather because you all allow me to be. Kazward is your Godson because you took him in and believed in him as we believed in him and Odin is the All Father because you recognize and seek out his wisdom and guidance on the daily for all matters THICK. At ONE the false idols of the Guardians will be vanquished. And do you know what, we will be right here every step of the way because you all, our children will be there every step of the way. From our first step to our last. And from the bottom of our hearts, we thank you. We thank you and hope that you have a very Merry Thickmas to all... and to all a goodnight.
Zach Davis: Folks, I hate to say it but we are out of time. As we go off the air, ONE is next week LIVE at the Wells Fargo Arena. We'll have a Fatal Fourway for the WCF Championship. And right now, the collective THICKNESS is in the ring handing out presents. This is insane. I cant describe it. We'll see you all in 2019 at ONE for what can only be described as the biggest start to our calendar for quite some time. From Freddy and I and all of WCF. Thank you and goodnight.
* "Ready or Not" By the Fugees hits the PA system as the final slam of 2018 comes to a close with the THICKNESS, Cairo, Kaz and Odin Balfore, all in the ring as they start handing out more gifts to the WCF Loyal. *
Zach Davis: Looks like the former world champ is coming to pay us a visit.
Freddy Whoa: After last week, I think he's got a lot to say.
Odin walks down to the ring with a microphone in hand.
Crowd: Odin! Odin!
Odin Balfore: Last week Alex Richards came out here and tried to get the sympathy vote; the working man vote. When has Alex Richards ever been a hardworking man if that work wasnt on a cheesecake; my point exactly. He's here for you. He's going to lead for you. When has Alex Richards ever led anything a day in his life? And if he was so worried about leading and wanting to do so, he could have. He could have branched off and made his own stable or tag team. He didnt. He didnt because he's weak. Noble Savage came out and threw a fit talking about how shes getting robbed of an opportunity, even though, shes not robed of anything. Shes going to burn the house down.
* Odin pats himself down. finds a zippo and throws it on the mat. *
Odin Balfore: Here. Use mine. But i mean this is a big building and Wells Fargo is bigger than the WCF area. So you might need another lighter. Anybody got another lighter? Noble Savage needs a litle more flash in her pan.
* the fans cheer and some offer up lighters. Odin gets out of the ring and walks around the floor. *
Odin Balfore: Lets see, whose got a lighter? Theres one.. we got two.. three.. five.. Alright, I'm running out of hands. Guys if you got lighters that want to donate to the Noble Savage arsonist girlscout badge, throw them in the ring.
* the crowd pelts the ring with lighters as Odin climbs back in. *
Odin Balfore: Here you go, Brandi. We got red ones, white ones, sports teams, zippos, cheapos. Hell theres even a book of matches and I don't need to tell you what you can do with a book of matches. Here Brandi, take them all. go off to Wells Fargo and get a head start. You'll need it because you havent done anything except get used and played because you didnt want to listen to me. Now here you are, you and Alex Both talking about the poor me's, trying to be women of the people but in reality you're the enemy of the people. You said that this - all this was your area, your title, your championship your show. Look around you. Look around, look at the WCF Loyal. We're here at Reading. We're here at the WCF Area. Now guys, correct me if I'm wrong but this is the house that Odin Balfore built. I carried the granite slabs on my back. I chisled the stone with my bare hands. I've fought, I've bled. This area exists because of me; not in spite of me. I'm here because you and Bonnie cannot do it. You cannot do it alone and you cannot do it together. You both want to change WCF and alter the landscape when neither of you - Bonnie included havent even charted it yet. And don't worry Bonnie, I see you there smiling, thinking that you softened me up. I'm right here. ring fill of lighters, pocket full of dreams and -
* jingling can be heard through out the area. *
Odin Balfore: I'm coming for all of you would be Guardians of WCF because I'm the true Guardian of WCF and its way of life. When we meet in that ring next week..
* The jingling gets a little louder *
HO HO HO !!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Look up in the rafters. Its a sled.
Zach Davis: Oh MY God, its Santa and he's got an elf.. Wait a minute, thats Kaz Mazy...
Freddy WHoa: WHOA! And thats Bobby Cairo! The God Father of Pro Wrestling is here in Reading on Christmas Eve!
Zach Davis: And he's throwing Christmas gifts to the fans.
* Kaz and Cairo throw gifts and cash to the crowd as they decent from the heavens. *
Zach Davis: This is amazing. The Poondock Saints are here and they are showering the WCF loyal with gifts.
* The poondock saints land on the ramp, they hop out as 'Natural Born Killaz' hits the PA system. They highfive fans and motorboat the big tittay latina bitches before sliding into the ring. *
Crowd: POON DOCK! POON DOCK!
* Cairo takes the mic from Odin. *
Bobby Cairo: Hello my children; did you miss me?
* The crowd roars *
Bobby Cairo: The Godfather has missed you all too. Thats Alright though, I have returned to give you all gifts at the behest of the All Father and the Godson of Pro Wrazzlin. It just would not be a Extra special Christmas Edition of Slam if the Godfather did not grace all of you with his presence. If you all look inside your gift boxes, there is a thousand dollars - each. Everyone who has a box has a thousand dollars. That is the power of communism. That is the power of the Godfather, the Godson and the All Father. Gifts from us to you. Alex Richards did not do this for you. Noble Savage did not do this for you. The Whurls Champ Bonnie Blue did not reach out to you and give you these gifts. They did not improve your quality of life. We did. The Thickness did. All things THICK brought peace on Earth and goodwill towards Nillas. The All Father did this for you, a man not only of his word but of the people. A true legend and pioneer in WCF. At ONE, things are going to change. They are going to go back to the way they should be. THICK and STRONG not SLICK and WEAK. My children, the Godfather knows you. He hears your pleas and cries. He knows what you want and what you need and that is right here with the All Father. Odin Balfore has been there with you for nearly eight long years and has never left your side. He has fought everyday for you. To preserve what you all know to be good and true in WCF. You all bleed that Neon Green. Us three, we have bleed with you. Us three have all died for you in the middle of this very ring because it was right and it was just. The Poondock Saints, the Thickness, we are here both for and because of each and every one of you. I am the Godfather because you all allow me to be. Kazward is your Godson because you took him in and believed in him as we believed in him and Odin is the All Father because you recognize and seek out his wisdom and guidance on the daily for all matters THICK. At ONE the false idols of the Guardians will be vanquished. And do you know what, we will be right here every step of the way because you all, our children will be there every step of the way. From our first step to our last. And from the bottom of our hearts, we thank you. We thank you and hope that you have a very Merry Thickmas to all... and to all a goodnight.
Zach Davis: Folks, I hate to say it but we are out of time. As we go off the air, ONE is next week LIVE at the Wells Fargo Arena. We'll have a Fatal Fourway for the WCF Championship. And right now, the collective THICKNESS is in the ring handing out presents. This is insane. I cant describe it. We'll see you all in 2019 at ONE for what can only be described as the biggest start to our calendar for quite some time. From Freddy and I and all of WCF. Thank you and goodnight.
* "Ready or Not" By the Fugees hits the PA system as the final slam of 2018 comes to a close with the THICKNESS, Cairo, Kaz and Odin Balfore, all in the ring as they start handing out more gifts to the WCF Loyal. *
