One

[Jayson Price]

@realjaysonprice

Despite my current residence in the black hole that is my darlings vagina, I will be at One for the wedding of the millennium as I join my slutty soulmate Mama Mustache in holy but kinky matrimony.


@realjaysonprice

But I will not be at One just for that. No, I'm going for the full Fuck Marry Kill experience and with Mama Stache taking care of the first two, I need a victim for the third.


@realjaysonprice

Logan was going to be it but he's disappeared again. So who the fuck wants to be famous for losing to a guy that's been drowning in pussy...quite literally?

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 2:02:23 GMT -5 Jayson Price said:

@realjaysonprice

Despite my current residence in the black hole that is my darlings vagina, I will be at One for the wedding of the millennium as I join my slutty soulmate Mama Mustache in holy but kinky matrimony.


@realjaysonprice

But I will not be at One just for that. No, I'm going for the full Fuck Marry Kill experience and with Mama Stache taking care of the first two, I need a victim for the third.


@realjaysonprice

Logan was going to be it but he's disappeared again. So who the fuck wants to be famous for losing to a guy that's been drowning in pussy...quite literally?

@theserpent

Hello, Jayson

Let's have some fun. 

[Jayson Price]

@realjaysonprice

Bachelor #1 has made his introduction. Now let's see who else wants to play before I make a date.

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 2:32:05 GMT -5 Jayson Price said:

@realjaysonprice

Bachelor #1 has made his introduction. Now let's see who else wants to play before I make a date.

@theserpent

That's an awkward way of phrasing, "Oh shit, John Rabid...he's gonna fucking kill me!"

[The Archbishop of Banterbury]

@roastmastergeneral

How about instead, you actually draw some money for this company and get your face caved in by Action Wrestlings tag team of the year.

Just a thought you set of dossers.

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 4:20:12 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

@roastmastergeneral

How about instead, you actually draw some money for this company and get your face caved in by Action Wrestlings tag team of the year.

Just a thought you set of dossers.

@theserpent

Wrong door, mate. This is main event. You're looking for "Useless tossers to be feed to Adam Yung", on the ground floor. 

[The Archbishop of Banterbury]

Dec 5, 2018 6:07:06 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

Dec 5, 2018 4:20:12 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

@roastmastergeneral

How about instead, you actually draw some money for this company and get your face caved in by Action Wrestlings tag team of the year.

Just a thought you set of dossers.

@theserpent

Wrong door, mate. This is main event. You're looking for "Useless tossers to be feed to Adam Yung", on the ground floor. 

@roastmastergeneral

Stop chatting shit you silly haired bellend.

I'll bang you out mate, don't mouth off unless you want to settle it in the ring. So run on son.

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 6:51:11 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

Dec 5, 2018 6:07:06 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

@theserpent

Wrong door, mate. This is main event. You're looking for "Useless tossers to be feed to Adam Yung", on the ground floor. 

@roastmastergeneral

Stop chatting shit you silly haired bellend.

I'll bang you out mate, don't mouth off unless you want to settle it in the ring. So run on son.

@theserpent

Bang me out mate? Are u havin' a fuckin' laff? Ya tag team is gash. Ya fed is gash. Ya face is gash.

Seriously though, Is this the shit they raise over at Attention Whore? How utterly disappointing. 

[The Archbishop of Banterbury]

Dec 5, 2018 7:28:35 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

Dec 5, 2018 6:51:11 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

@roastmastergeneral

Stop chatting shit you silly haired bellend.

I'll bang you out mate, don't mouth off unless you want to settle it in the ring. So run on son.

@theserpent

Bang me out mate? Are u havin' a fuckin' laff? Ya tag team is gash. Ya fed is gash. Ya face is gash.

Seriously though, Is this the shit they raise over at Attention Whore? How utterly disappointing. 

@roastmastergeneral

AW is shite, WCF is shite.

We would smash any combination of wrestlers you could put together tho.

#pwksquad

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 8:07:34 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

Dec 5, 2018 7:28:35 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

@theserpent

Bang me out mate? Are u havin' a fuckin' laff? Ya tag team is gash. Ya fed is gash. Ya face is gash.

Seriously though, Is this the shit they raise over at Attention Whore? How utterly disappointing. 

@roastmastergeneral

AW is shite, WCF is shite.

We would smash any combination of wrestlers you could put together tho.

#pwksquad

@theserpent

Didn't you just get your face walloped by that minstrel, Spencer Adams? 

Back of the que, lad. 

[The Archbishop of Banterbury]

Dec 5, 2018 8:10:51 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

Dec 5, 2018 8:07:34 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

@roastmastergeneral

AW is shite, WCF is shite.

We would smash any combination of wrestlers you could put together tho.

#pwksquad

@theserpent

Didn't you just get your face walloped by that minstrel, Spencer Adams? 

Back of the que, lad. 

@roastmastergeneral

I took a dive because I was bored of defending against shit. WCF prove to me you aren't the dribbling shite I think you are.

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 8:20:56 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

Dec 5, 2018 8:10:51 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

@theserpent

Didn't you just get your face walloped by that minstrel, Spencer Adams? 

Back of the que, lad. 

@roastmastergeneral

I took a dive because I was bored of defending against shit. WCF prove to me you aren't the dribbling shite I think you are.

@theserpent

And your opinion matters because? 

Anyway, your gripe is meaningless. I don't have a tag partner available. Maybe if you keep crying, you'll find some chumps talent who will acquiesce your plea. 

I hear V.B.S are keen. 

[The Archbishop of Banterbury]

@roastmastergeneral

Don't give a fuck mate. Tag with Singh or some other wanker, lose and then you can get on with your career here. Ta.

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 8:29:36 GMT -5 The Archbishop of Banterbury said:

@roastmastergeneral

Don't give a fuck mate. Tag with Singh or some other wanker, lose and then you can get on with your career here. Ta.

@theserpent

You're on the wrong side of the counter, Muppet. I don't take orders. 

Now run along and find two fat gentlemen with comedy Spanish accents.

There's a good chap.

[Corey Black]

@black

Price hasn't been main event since 2012, let's get real.

[John Rabid]

Dec 5, 2018 9:30:57 GMT -5 Corey Black said:

@black

Price hasn't been main event since 2012, let's get real.

@theserpent

I can elevate him. He doesn't have to be a comedy act forever. 

[Mama Stache]

hey, what's so funny about him having to spelunk in my vagina for the ring so we can get married per the rules of my family!?!?

[Jayson Price]

Dec 5, 2018 9:30:57 GMT -5 Corey Black said:

@black

Price hasn't been main event since 2012, let's get real.

@realjaysonprice

Never for a second think that just because I've become more fun and crazy that I'm not still THAT guy. You don't win 100+ matches and every god damn title under the sun if you aren't "real".

[Corey Black]

@black

Shut up, people that can win a match in the last 5 years are taking.

[Jayson Price]

Dec 5, 2018 16:05:29 GMT -5 Corey Black said:

@black

Shut up, people that can win a match in the last 5 years are taking.

@realjaysonprice

I'd tell you to take an L for that attempted troll job, but it looks like you already took it from "talking".