Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 9, 2018 18:05:57 GMT -5
@trailblazer
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES....and John Rabid, please allow me but a moment of your time, for I bear here the greatest announcement, the most wonderful gift you are likely to receive all year, and that's including Christmas.
COMING SOON to Slam, exactly when you least expect it, will be the most eye-catching spectacle this side of Seth Lerch's underwear drawer.
It WILL be controversial.
It WILL be questionable.
It WILL be unforgettable, even scarring.
And YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SAY YOU WERE THERE!
IT'S NEW, IT'S FRESH, IT'S A REVOLUTION ON THE AIRWAVES AND YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT THAT IT'S TELEVISED, IT'S...
Starring your one and only King of All Media! That's right WCF Faithful, coming soon to Slam expressly without the written consent of a single higher up, will be the first edition of the greatest pirate broadcast the world has ever seen and will ever see again!
Join me, your king of all media, as well as a very special guest, when I invite them onto the PEOPLE'S NETWORK, MUST-SEE TV!
BE THERE OR BE LEFT BEHIND!!!
Details to follow, warning parental advisory, Must-See TV is not reccomended for adults over the age of 45. Please consult a doctor if any feeling of elation or fascination lasts more than three hours, if you are thinking about taking Must-See TV with alchohol, please share some with our producers. In addition, anyone who is offended, put off, or otherwise confused by the content of Must-See TV shares complete and total responsibility for getting over themselves. Must-see TV is rated R for brief-nudity and scenes of puppet mutilation, parental caution is reccomended. If you come into contact with a steel chair as a result of guest appearance on Must-See TV, please contact our producers at 1-800-LOO-KOUT, WCF does not associate itself with Must-see TV nor the lunatic who will be comandeering the airwaves soon, please look for Must-See TV in local stores on the cereal aisle. Must-see TV is produced in Taiwan under the watchful eye of the Teo Blaze corporation. Must-see TV was recorded in front of a live studio audience, and bears no responsibility for anyone who is in the splash zone. Tune in soon, thanks for watching, and have a wonderful Easter.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES....and John Rabid, please allow me but a moment of your time, for I bear here the greatest announcement, the most wonderful gift you are likely to receive all year, and that's including Christmas.
COMING SOON to Slam, exactly when you least expect it, will be the most eye-catching spectacle this side of Seth Lerch's underwear drawer.
It WILL be controversial.
It WILL be questionable.
It WILL be unforgettable, even scarring.
And YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SAY YOU WERE THERE!
IT'S NEW, IT'S FRESH, IT'S A REVOLUTION ON THE AIRWAVES AND YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT THAT IT'S TELEVISED, IT'S...
Starring your one and only King of All Media! That's right WCF Faithful, coming soon to Slam expressly without the written consent of a single higher up, will be the first edition of the greatest pirate broadcast the world has ever seen and will ever see again!
Join me, your king of all media, as well as a very special guest, when I invite them onto the PEOPLE'S NETWORK, MUST-SEE TV!
BE THERE OR BE LEFT BEHIND!!!
Details to follow, warning parental advisory, Must-See TV is not reccomended for adults over the age of 45. Please consult a doctor if any feeling of elation or fascination lasts more than three hours, if you are thinking about taking Must-See TV with alchohol, please share some with our producers. In addition, anyone who is offended, put off, or otherwise confused by the content of Must-See TV shares complete and total responsibility for getting over themselves. Must-see TV is rated R for brief-nudity and scenes of puppet mutilation, parental caution is reccomended. If you come into contact with a steel chair as a result of guest appearance on Must-See TV, please contact our producers at 1-800-LOO-KOUT, WCF does not associate itself with Must-see TV nor the lunatic who will be comandeering the airwaves soon, please look for Must-See TV in local stores on the cereal aisle. Must-see TV is produced in Taiwan under the watchful eye of the Teo Blaze corporation. Must-see TV was recorded in front of a live studio audience, and bears no responsibility for anyone who is in the splash zone. Tune in soon, thanks for watching, and have a wonderful Easter.
