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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Aug 30, 2018 15:05:12 GMT -5
My sources tell me that James Wolf's wife is actually named Morgan but for some reason he keeps adding "ri" to the middle of her name.
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 31, 2018 8:39:52 GMT -5
What a gawd damn moron!
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Aug 31, 2018 8:44:07 GMT -5
James Wolf reportedly believed the Iron Penis Match against Buff Mustache on the upcoming Slam was a penis measuring contest and wanted to forfeit before he was told that it was a wrestling match. He was still considering forfeit but his wife, Morgan, threatened to withhold sex.
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 1, 2018 4:17:45 GMT -5
Buff Mustache’s penis is actually made of iron.
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 11, 2018 14:34:06 GMT -5
According to James Wolf’s third grade teacher, he could never count past the number 1, so I can’t see him wanting to win his “Loser Enters War at #1” Match against Buff Mustache this week.
By the way, when I say “James Wolf’s third grade teacher,” I’m talking about his current third grade teacher. Yes, he has been left back 25 times.
Admittedly, Buff only passed third grade (and all of his grades) because his mother went down on his teacher, but graduation is graduation nonetheless.
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Post by James Wolf on Sept 11, 2018 16:10:33 GMT -5
My wife's name is actually spelled Morrigan. Not Morgan. So Dave you need to get your information correct instead of posting rumors that are incorrect. Also contrary to your little statement about my third grade teacher I am a college graduate. But of course you stick your little dirt sheet rumors and fairy tales that are incorrect. It just shows what a complete ignoramus you are!
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 12, 2018 18:12:14 GMT -5
Also contrary to your little statement about my third grade teacher I am a college graduate. James, University of Phoenix doesn’t count. |
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Post by James Wolf on Sept 13, 2018 8:33:07 GMT -5
Dave, and being the Senior editor for "The Onion" doesn't make you a credible journalist either. I would never lower myself to the University of Phoenix. That school is about as reputable as Trump University. In other words its not worth a fuck and you shouldn't waste your time on it! I graduated from an actual college so when my wrestling career is over I can make a living as a heating, and air technician. But hey some time we have a unique talent, and Dave failing at life is your unique talent.
Try not to humiliate yourself the next time!
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 13, 2018 12:30:50 GMT -5
The top HVAC schools in the nation- actually, the sub-standard ones, too- have all contacted me to inform me that they have never conferred a degree or certificate upon anybody named James Wolf. I didn’t even ask for this information. These schools felt the need to call me preemptively to disavow this poor guy before he claims one of them as his alma mater.
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 15, 2018 19:33:19 GMT -5
James Wolf couldn’t understand why he was being detained at the border between Washington and what he called “the 51st state,” Canada. The Canadian Border Patrol realized someone that dumb couldn’t be a threat and let him pass.
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 15, 2018 22:39:41 GMT -5
I think Bonnie Blueballs has a crush on me.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Sept 16, 2018 6:11:41 GMT -5
I think Bonnie Blueballs has a crush on me. @bonnie_blue Well, the way you keep intellectually decimating Wolfie is kinda hot.  |
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 16, 2018 8:02:51 GMT -5
I just report the news as it’s given to me first-hand. And second-hand. And third-hand...
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 16, 2018 8:18:47 GMT -5
Jake Throberts always told me it felt like he was gettin’ it from a third hand.
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Post by James Wolf on Sept 17, 2018 17:15:56 GMT -5
Dave, you're trying so hard to make me look bad when your credibility is all ready shot. Why would any school contact you about what I accomplish in my private life? That shows right there you're a goddamn liar! Keep on talking out of your ass! The only people who pay attention to you are people of the same ilk. You're a pathological liar, and there's no need in paying attention to any more of your reports.
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Sept 17, 2018 17:50:39 GMT -5
@bonnie_blue
Maybe you should threaten to sue him. I'm sure that will make him stop being mean to little Wolfie pup.
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Post by Dave Felt-Her on Sept 17, 2018 20:05:49 GMT -5
After hearing about his encounter with the Canadian Border Patrol, the U.S. Border Patrol is considering not letting James Wolf back into the country. Even President Donald Trump himself weighed in on this issue.
"How am I supposed to #MAGA when James Wolf, who is a total loser, claims to be an American citizen?" the President tweeted.
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Post by Alex Richards on Sept 17, 2018 21:32:25 GMT -5
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James.. Youre in a twitter war with a guy named dave felt her.. Reassess your prorities dude
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Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 18, 2018 9:52:20 GMT -5
This just in
My penis
Because I’m having sex
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Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 18, 2018 9:52:35 GMT -5
It’s out again
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