Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 8:44:23 GMT -5
Me and the rest of the Mustache family are on our way to the gawd damn Sixth Dimension Medical Facility because that gawd damn cawcksuckin’ mouthafuckin’ piece of shit asshole Caleb Bonin’ apparently transformed into some extra large cawcksucka and put my baby fuckin’ boy through a fuckin’ ladder from the top fuckin’ rope and put him in a fuckin’ coma. I don’t care if this hipster cawcksucka has now got a few extra muscles! We’re gonna sit by my baby boy’s side while he lies in his hospital bed but know that we’re cummin’ for you, Caleb, and for once, I ain’t tawkin’ about any discharge from our genitals. We’re gonna find you and we’re gonna gang bang you like you were backstage at a Motley Crue concert back in ‘85!
CAWCKSUCKA!
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Aug 8, 2018 8:49:53 GMT -5
@bonnie_blue
Oh, no! Poor Biff! Is there anything I can do?
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 9:33:41 GMT -5
Are you a gawd damn doctor, Bawnie? No? Then no, ya can’t do shit!
I’m sorry. I don’t mean to lose my temper. It’s just that I didn’t think I cared that much about my least favorite son but now it seems I have an inkling of love for the little shit.
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 11:39:02 GMT -5
Why the fuck is everybody liking my gawd damn comments about my comatose son?! Do you like that my little boy’s in a coma?! What’s wrong with you insensitive pricks?!
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Aug 8, 2018 12:13:23 GMT -5
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Now, I'm sure nobody is happy to see poor Biff in such a state. They're probably just trying to be supportive.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 12:52:44 GMT -5
Gawd damn, I’m not used to feeling emotions! What a year this has fuckin’ been. First, my oldest son Beef dies after spendin’ 20 years in the can, and now my youngest is in a coma! What’s next, Buff practicing monogamy?!
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Post by Papa Stache on Aug 8, 2018 12:54:24 GMT -5
Brother, I think we need to pull the plug.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 12:55:29 GMT -5
I need somebody to pull my plug.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 12:59:21 GMT -5
What the fuck is wrong with you two?!
Ernesto, he’s in a coma! He’s not a gawd damn vegetable!
And Buff, you think this is the time to make ya dick jokes?!
Maybe one of you two should be in the bed next to him! I can arrange it, if you know what I mean!!!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 8, 2018 14:20:49 GMT -5
@bonnie_blue Oh, no! Poor Biff! Is there anything I can do? I think he needs mouth to penis resescutation It’s ok even though we’re dating. I’m okay if it will help my brother. |
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Aug 10, 2018 7:34:55 GMT -5
So powerful....so much new strength...I must explore this new identity....
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 10, 2018 9:01:17 GMT -5
How ‘bout I shove your head up your asshole so you can explore your intestines!
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Post by Papa Stache on Aug 10, 2018 9:03:58 GMT -5
Brother, he’s bigger than me, he’s taller than me, I should be working a program with him. He can help me get my heat back, brother.
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 10, 2018 9:06:52 GMT -5
Get ya heat back?! Ya son’s in a fuckin’ coma and you want to promote a match between you and the guy who did it to him?! You ain't promotin’ no gawd damn match. We’re gonna go after this mothafucka and kick his ass!
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on Aug 10, 2018 11:05:22 GMT -5
Be careful...you saw what I did to your son...It would be an injustice for an elder person like yourself to provoke me...
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 10, 2018 11:07:13 GMT -5
Ya know what’s gonna be an injustice? Me stickin’ a steel dildo up yer ass!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 10, 2018 11:08:44 GMT -5
Yes please.
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 10, 2018 11:09:16 GMT -5
Not you, Buff!
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Sylvia Evergreen
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Backstage Interviewer/Reporter for The Sixth Dimension
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Post by Sylvia Evergreen on Aug 12, 2018 9:16:46 GMT -5
Hi. I was wondering if I could visit Biff today at the hospital.
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 12, 2018 9:18:01 GMT -5
Who the fuck are you?!?!
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