Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 1, 2018 10:45:42 GMT -5
I’m not a big fan of Bawnie Bitchface, but I’ll tell ya this: I have some fuckin’ gawd damn respect for her! She’s a former UTI World Champion who’s got more talent in one pussy hair than you do in ya whole gawd damn body!
And who told you to tawk to ya elders like that? You want me to shut the fuck up? The only time I shut up is when I gawt a big cawck in my mouth, and since yours is about the size of a baby’s, you ain’t shuttin’ me up in this gawd damn lifetime, ya pin dick!
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James Wolf
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"Come fight me, bitch!"
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 14:46:01 GMT -5
Post by James Wolf on Aug 1, 2018 14:46:01 GMT -5
Buff, she'll kick your ass, and leave you for dead fool.
Mama Mustache, your lying ass is showing. Now do as you're told, and get the fuck out of here before I personally escort you back to to the gutter where you fucking belong. Keep my name out of your mouth before you get seriously hurt.
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 1, 2018 17:14:09 GMT -5
Little Jimmy, my ass is always showin', and I take a lawt of pride in that. In fact, the only person I wouldn't show my ass to is you because your about as much a man as I am an STD-free virgin! And If I won't even sleep with ya, then nobody will!
What's so special about you anyway? You're Mr. Hardcore? Well I'm Ms. Hardcore Porn, and trust me, I've done worse shit in the throes of passion than you've done with ya little weapons! Ya think I haven't had barbed wire wrap around my clit? Ya think I haven't been set on fire while all four members of The Doors had their dicks lodged in every hole in my body while Jim Morrison mawckingly sang "Light My Fire?" Ya think I haven't had thumbtacks stuck into my nipples while the guy who starred in Kung Fu wrapped an AV cord around my throat becawse he thawt I was into autoerotic assfixation? And it wasn't just me taking the bumps in the bedroom. I was dishin' it out, too! Ya think Dic Flareup only liked to bleed in the ring? That mothafucka liked to be cut with a razor blade during sex, and I was happy to oblige! I know how to cut a mothafucka! He was busted open more than all four members of The Eagles busted their fuckin' nuts on me awl at one time back in '76!
What I'm tryin' to say is ya don't intimidate me with awl ya "shut the fuck up" bullshit. This whole hardcore get up that ya workin' ain't makin' me quake in my crocs. I've seen things. I've done things. Things that you would neva want to see or do. I've been around, you know what I mean? Ya cawll yaself a gawd damn wolf, but ya just a fuckin' sheep in wolves clothing. And trust me, I've seen sheep fuck. They wouldn't fuck you either.
Maybe the one that should be shuttin' the fuck up from here on out is you, becawse you seem to be havin' problems with a lawt of gawd damn people, and based on what I've seen, it's awl of ya own gawd damn doin'. Buff is a moron, but outside of the ring, he's a harmless moron and he was just tryin' to have a little fun. But no! Ya Mr. Serious over here on the intuhnet and ya gawta cawll my son an epic fail. Why? 'Cause he tells dick jokes? Well, the only dick who's a joke is you! Ya ain't collecting all the stones and ya probably not gonna hold on to the Cairo stone for very long. Ya wanna prove me wrong? Stop spending so much time trollin' everybody on that gawd damn intanet and get in the fuckin' gym. Buff is already up to 500 cawck push-ups. I would say you should try to do one but here's the thing: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAWCK!
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 17:51:32 GMT -5
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 1, 2018 17:51:32 GMT -5
See. My mom doesn’t fight my battles.
For the record. Papa still holds the record with 101 penis pushups in one minute. I can only do 69 in one minute but I might be stopping ironically.
Butt yea. I can do 500 in a row. It takes about an hour. And that’s only because I gotta stop to orgasm 3 times during it.
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James Wolf
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 20:22:54 GMT -5
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Post by James Wolf on Aug 1, 2018 20:22:54 GMT -5
Mama Muatache your late husband should have known when to muzzle his bitch so you could have learned your place.
You don't matter and are irrelevant just like your son. Take it else where. Go back to living in your van and the rest of the world will be happy.
And yes Buff your mom does fight your battles for you. You need to learn to muzzle your old bitch.
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 21:37:12 GMT -5
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Post by Dean Wolf on Aug 1, 2018 21:37:12 GMT -5
From one Wolf to another, don’t underestimate her, James.
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Mama Mustache
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It’s okay to fuck my family, but it’s not okay to fuck WITH my family!
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 21:40:50 GMT -5
Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 1, 2018 21:40:50 GMT -5
Mama Muatache your late husband should have known when to muzzle his bitch so you could have learned your place. My husband is still alive, ya gawd damn dipshit!
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 21:48:19 GMT -5
Post by BiffBot 69 on Aug 1, 2018 21:48:19 GMT -5
Hey, Buff! I’ve got a game! It’s called “Guess what James Wolf is going to say next!” Here goes:
“Buff, you’re going to get beat up. You are stupid.
Mama, you should shut up and go away.”
Oh yeah! 100% correct-o-mundo!
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Wolf
Aug 1, 2018 22:07:49 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2018 22:07:49 GMT -5
thesaviorY'all give the kid a break... he is just sensitive
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Mama Mustache
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 4:59:27 GMT -5
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Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 2, 2018 4:59:27 GMT -5
Ya know what else is sensitive? My nipples!
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 7:05:05 GMT -5
Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 2, 2018 7:05:05 GMT -5
Mama Muatache your late husband should have known when to muzzle his bitch so you could have learned your place. My husband is still alive, ya gawd damn dipshit! No ma, he means that he's pregnant. WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE BROTHER!!!
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 7:05:39 GMT -5
Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 2, 2018 7:05:39 GMT -5
Hey, Buff! I’ve got a game! It’s called “Guess what James Wolf is going to say next!” Here goes: “Buff, you’re going to get beat up. You are stupid. Mama, you should shut up and go away.” Oh yeah! 100% correct-o-mundo! He's gonna say "I'm gonna cum over there and lick your ass!"
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 7:07:35 GMT -5
Post by Papa Stache on Aug 2, 2018 7:07:35 GMT -5
My husband is still alive, ya gawd damn dipshit! No ma, he means that he's pregnant. WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE BROTHER!!! WHAT, BROTHER!?!? I need to go to the urologist!
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James Wolf
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 9:28:35 GMT -5
Post by James Wolf on Aug 2, 2018 9:28:35 GMT -5
So, there is a pool going on to see what I will say next huh? Well here is something you didn't see coming. I simply don't give a fuck about any of you. So go have one big circle jerk while I move on to bigger, and better things.
I won't be back to comment on your horse shit because there is simply nothing left to say, and its not like you fuckers actually pay attention to the truth.
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Post by Ulysses Nabrow on Aug 2, 2018 10:04:57 GMT -5
I HAD "I simply don't give a fuck about any of you. So go have one big circle jerk while I move on to bigger, and better things.
I won't be back to comment on your horse shit because there is simply nothing left to say, and its not like you fuckers actually pay attention to the truth."
I WIN!!!!
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 10:06:10 GMT -5
Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 2, 2018 10:06:10 GMT -5
Now Mama gets to give you a lap dance covered in KY Kelly! What a prize!
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Wolf
Aug 2, 2018 14:22:57 GMT -5
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Post by BiffBot 69 on Aug 2, 2018 14:22:57 GMT -5
Nobody told me there was gonna be a circle jerk! Oh yeah!
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Wolf
Aug 6, 2018 10:03:53 GMT -5
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Post by Bonnie Blue on Aug 6, 2018 10:03:53 GMT -5
@bonnie_blue I have to admit that I was totally wrong about the entire Mustache clan. Y'all are all right, in spite of being weird perverts.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 6, 2018 10:49:22 GMT -5
@bonnie_blue I have to admit that I was totally wrong about the entire Mustache clan. Y'all are all right, in spite of being weird perverts. Did...did we just have sex?
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Post by BiffBot 69 on Aug 6, 2018 13:24:47 GMT -5
If I wasn't currently trying to get that hot babe from the Sixth Dimension Sylvia Evergreen in the sack- or "dating" as she has ordered me to refer to it- then I would be "dating" Bonnie Blueballs all-night-long!
Oh yeah!
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