John Rabid
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My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2018 14:04:33 GMT -5
Today: Jason O’Neal Promo, “Wake Up Call” "THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: Dynamo... you marginalized bitch. You tout the Television hot potato like a proud four year old with a nickel. He has five pennies and he is very fucking happy. You have the TV Title and you are very fucking happy. I want you to think about it victim. Will you ever be the longest reigning champion? No, because you actually face people week in and week out who are stiff competition. Rabid didn't.” Cut to: last year on Slam... “Jason O’Neal looks furious on the outside as Rabid is given his Television Championship; this fury only heightened by the pop this gets from the crowd as John and Andre shrug the forgone result of this match off with relative ease. Crystal Castles is queued to play through the PA; just as the ring announcer makes it official.” Rabid retains...again. ---- I didn’t face real talent for the title? So true, Jason. So very true.  |
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 10, 2018 14:19:35 GMT -5
Today: Jason O’Neal Promo, “Wake Up Call” "THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: Dynamo... you marginalized bitch. You tout the Television hot potato like a proud four year old with a nickel. He has five pennies and he is very fucking happy. You have the TV Title and you are very fucking happy. I want you to think about it victim. Will you ever be the longest reigning champion? No, because you actually face people week in and week out who are stiff competition. Rabid didn't.” Cut to: last year on Slam... “Jason O’Neal looks furious on the outside as Rabid is given his Television Championship; this fury only heightened by the pop this gets from the crowd as John and Andre shrug the forgone result of this match off with relative ease. Crystal Castles is queued to play through the PA; just as the ring announcer makes it official.” Rabid retains...again. ---- I didn’t face real talent for the title? So true, Jason. So very true. Today: Jason O’Neal Promo, “Wake Up Call” "You are fucking awesome. You are great. Why are you sitting with a sub-par gimmicked title that does not prepare you to face Dune for the World Title. It's not a fucking stepping stone it is a ball and chain which is why I don't fucking want it you piece of shit. Fix your perspective before you jump in the water with guys like Sanchez." ------------- Context is a bitch right? Also, Rabid if you couldn't beat a first year rookie, I'd say you were a hoe. I offer you the same cookie that I offered Sanchez. Funny how a bitch from Pantheon jumps to the rescue of Everest, sworn enemy.... Point proven... inside job. Nough said. ------------- Also in recent news: 1 year in and a whole career... who got there first? Ball and chain... never held it never wanted it. 03/12/17: Jason O'Neal pins Joey Flash to become the WCF World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career. 10/01/17: John Rabid pins Stephen Singh to win the World Title in a Triple Threat at War; also in the match was Teo del Sol. |
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John Rabid
Mid-Carder
My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
Posts: 521
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2018 14:27:11 GMT -5
Today: Jason O’Neal Promo, “Wake Up Call” "THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: Dynamo... you marginalized bitch. You tout the Television hot potato like a proud four year old with a nickel. He has five pennies and he is very fucking happy. You have the TV Title and you are very fucking happy. I want you to think about it victim. Will you ever be the longest reigning champion? No, because you actually face people week in and week out who are stiff competition. Rabid didn't.” Cut to: last year on Slam... “Jason O’Neal looks furious on the outside as Rabid is given his Television Championship; this fury only heightened by the pop this gets from the crowd as John and Andre shrug the forgone result of this match off with relative ease. Crystal Castles is queued to play through the PA; just as the ring announcer makes it official.” Rabid retains...again. ---- I didn’t face real talent for the title? So true, Jason. So very true. Today: Jason O’Neal Promo, “Wake Up Call” "You are fucking awesome. You are great. Why are you sitting with a sub-par gimmicked title that does not prepare you to face Dune for the World Title. It's not a fucking stepping stone it is a ball and chain which is why I don't fucking want it you piece of shit. Fix your perspective before you jump in the water with guys like Sanchez." ------------- Context is a bitch right? Also, Rabid if you couldn't beat a first year rookie, I'd say you were a hoe. I offer you the same cookie that I offered Sanchez. Funny how a bitch from Pantheon jumps to the rescue of Everest, sworn enemy.... Point proven... inside job. Nough said. ------------- Also in recent news: 1 year in and a whole career... who got there first? Ball and chain... never held it never wanted it. 03/12/17: Jason O'Neal pins Joey Flash to become the WCF World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career. 10/01/17: John Rabid pins Stephen Singh to win the World Title in a Triple Threat at War; also in the match was Teo del Sol. You're having a meltdown, Jason. I get it. I'm back. Sanchez is back. And that means you're slipping away from view. Carry on though, I'll just be standing here in the corner laughing a sweet lullaby. "Fun times"  |
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 10, 2018 14:50:45 GMT -5
Best way to ignore the truth is to trivialize it. Characterize it as a melt down while ignoring the facts. Shows a weak stance. Nice try. That era is gone.
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John Rabid
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2018 14:56:10 GMT -5
03/12/17: Jason O'Neal pins Joey Flash to become the WCF World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career....
Flash’s prone body lays on the floor, blood pooling around his cranium. The three members of Everest take stock as David Sanchez motions toward the referee, then toward Jason O’Neal. Sanchez rouses the referee with a couple of slaps around the face as Singh grabs his old nemesis The Real Deal and flops him on top of the unconscious World Champion.
Zach Davis: Oh no. Please god.
Stanley Moser groggily makes his way toward the pinfall, dropping to the canvas…
Freddy Whoa: No!
1…
Freddy Whoa: This can’t be happening, somebody...stop this.
2…
Zach Davis: Not like this..
3!!!!!!!
*DING DING DING*
#insidejob.
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Context, Jason?
So true. So very true.
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Post by BiffBot 69 on Jun 10, 2018 15:00:35 GMT -5
@davetherevelator: The only thing you could offer me that I would accept is Hara-kiri. Hara-kiri? Is that what it’s called when the Asian babes give you a rub and tug at the end of the massage? Why would you want another dude to do that? I know a great establishment right next to a Boston Market that’ll give you a happy ending for half off on Sunday- and it’s from a female! |
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 10, 2018 15:15:23 GMT -5
03/12/17: Jason O'Neal pins Joey Flash to become the WCF World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career.... Flash’s prone body lays on the floor, blood pooling around his cranium. The three members of Everest take stock as David Sanchez motions toward the referee, then toward Jason O’Neal. Sanchez rouses the referee with a couple of slaps around the face as Singh grabs his old nemesis The Real Deal and flops him on top of the unconscious World Champion. Zach Davis: Oh no. Please god. Stanley Moser groggily makes his way toward the pinfall, dropping to the canvas… Freddy Whoa: No! 1… Freddy Whoa: This can’t be happening, somebody...stop this. 2… Zach Davis: Not like this.. 3!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* #insidejob. ---- Context, Jason? So true. So very true. Never claimed it was legitimate. I actually claim that Joey Flash took a crowbar to deligitamize my reign. Context. Couldn't and wouldn't expect any reasonable engagement of you to my life beside a tired ass gag of ressurection man last year. If not that then nothing. I get it. Once again slapstick bullshit era is dead. Let it rest. In a deep grave under six tons of concrete please. |
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John Rabid
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My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2018 15:23:10 GMT -5
" I actually claim that Joey Flash took a crowbar to delegitimize* my reign"
*spelling corrected for dramatic purposes...
....That's an interesting hypothesis, Jason. Please, explain in greater detail why Joey Flash would do such a thing. Seems very odd for such a celebrated champion as Joey to stoop to such levels. Do you have any proof?
#genuineinterest
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 10, 2018 15:30:13 GMT -5
There was a certain podcast where he spoke to it sir. No need to dwell in the past. It's all good my good man. You are the brass, you will defend the establishment. It's all good
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John Rabid
Mid-Carder
My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
Posts: 521
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Post by John Rabid on Jun 10, 2018 15:35:28 GMT -5
There was a certain podcast where he spoke to it sir. No need to dwell in the past. It's all good my good man. You are the brass, you will defend the establishment. It's all good Yes, I suppose I am the brass...wise retort. Good. Day. |
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Post by Joey Flash on Jun 10, 2018 15:43:13 GMT -5
There was a certain podcast where he spoke to it sir. No need to dwell in the past. It's all good my good man. You are the brass, you will defend the establishment. It's all good @mrflash wtf ive never been on a podcast u silly bald twat this guy is losing it folks, sum1 call the mental police plz smfh |
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 10, 2018 15:47:50 GMT -5
Greatness personified in the trio. Thank you all for gracing us with your presence.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 10, 2018 17:22:18 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
You think Dune is a fuckin' face on an ice-cream bar kinda guy. Like the dude appears on fuckin' Leno plugging 'Eau de Beckman' fragrance for dogs, or whatever.
Youu don't get to talk about delusions.
Your time here is a series of mental blackouts that are probably linked to an underlying mental health problem. The world you see and the people in it aren't real. You're making it all up as you go.
Get help Jason.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 10, 2018 17:37:10 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
Come to think of it, I don't think you ever did thank me for that championship.
I take back what I said earlier.
Dumb luck didn't make you a star, I did. Then you made yourself a midcarder all by yourself.
Now though, in a WCF with us in it?
You're nothing.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jun 10, 2018 19:01:42 GMT -5
@davetherevelator: Come to think of it, I don't think you ever did thank me for that championship. I take back what I said earlier. Dumb luck didn't make you a star, I did. Then you made yourself a midcarder all by yourself. Now though, in a WCF with us in it? You're nothing. @surethingsingh He was rather rude about our gift back then, Dave. I had to ask him directly for some gratitude but I did eventually get it... And there is the rest of the peanut gallery. Save #establishment. Singh... thanks. @surethingsingh Man, it looks like I took credit for the whole team's hard work though...That doesn't seem right, I mean, that really doesn't sound like something I'd do. Anyways, congrats on those tag titles, Davey. It's a shame about the current make up of the tag division though, it's in nearly as bad of shape as when I carried Ethan King's haircut to an undefeated reign. A real dearth of competition, ya know? Hmph. |
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 10, 2018 20:23:45 GMT -5
Once again, you guys are great. Thank you for existing.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 11, 2018 3:02:41 GMT -5
@daveherevelator:
No Jason, thank you.
Not for anything of any actual substance, no. That would involve you actually doing somehing-- which, let's face it. Isn't really your strong suit.
No-- I'd like to thank you for serving your true purpose and sneaking back in the back door like a scolded dog, the minute you thought the coast was clear. Hey, it ain't a gratifying job, but somebody's gotta pick up the scraps, amirite?
You also provide a distinctive cut-off point between the talented and the hapless. Seeing as you're pretty much sitting on that fence, forever alone and apparently happy about it... Or you'd guess that was the case considering you've never tried to do a single thing to better yourself.
People have tried to help you Jason.
People don't want to see your car crash calibre promotional works and tepid in-ring antics.
It's weak shit, and us being here highlights that. Which in turn, aggravates your PTSD from last time.
However, you do also serve as 'the ugly friend' effect. Which I welcome with open arms.
You're that ugly chick, standing next to the girl who's maybe a 6 on an average day... But looks like a 9 standing next to to you.
You make us look better by contrast and proximity. Keep it up!
Fuckin' bald-ass scavenger motherfucker.
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 11, 2018 3:05:46 GMT -5
*slow clap and another cookie?* all I got buddy. Good job at being you.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 11, 2018 3:19:03 GMT -5
Davetherevelator:
Horrific job at being alive, apt and informed as always.
Please go play in traffic.
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Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jun 11, 2018 3:40:09 GMT -5
Your third rate fifth grade bald jokes and character attack pale in comparison to you suggesting suicide. Once again way to be awesome. Have a nice day.
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