Post by TheMythKilla on Apr 4, 2018 20:33:47 GMT -5
Everything in this world needs to be tested before it's value can be truly assessed. It is quite easy to succeed when there is no challenge. When no pressure is applied there is nothing to fear.
Before we get to that it might not be a horrible idea to learn why the return of the single most controversial entity to every lace up a pair of boots was necessary. The last time the black and green hit the ring was six years ago. Now it is time to raise a bit of hell and show people what controversy is all about.
Too many people in today's world are coddled and spoiled. A person says one thing and they cry about it for days. Now there is a man who will give you something to cry about. That man is The Fucking Myth Killer.
The time had come to walk the fuck away. There was simply nothing left to prove. No myths left to destroy. Each time this mouth comes open, shit gets fucking wrecked. That is no boast. That is simple fact in a world where facts, truths, and laws get clouded by the opinions of those that never mattered.
“Dude it is cold as shit!”
Ralphie is an annoying little shit who never knows when to shut up. He is a walking, talking metaphor for what the wrestling business has become. The most egregious offender are the men and women who bitch slap each other in the WCF.
“Stand by the fire.”
“Why the fuck we always have to be in the middle of nowhere all the time? Why can't we be in the city with the good porn and Taco Bell? And why the fuck am I holding a camera?”
“Ralphie, there is a simple truth you are not getting. I do not like people. When it was time to walk the fuck away I knew I wanted to be left alone. But there is one more Myth left to kill. This is why you are holding that fucking camera.”
This is the simplest truth of them all. Anytime my company is shared with people the blood pressure rises because they tend to do and say stupid shit. Then they get smacked the fuck up.
Seems to be a lot about truth. That is what killing a myth is all about. Think about the greatest myths in modern history. The world was once known to be flat. This was a documented fact taken to be truth by everyone. Not debated upon like the bullshit going on today. 100% fact. Then it was proven to be complete bullshit. This is the world you idiots are now living in. What you people think is truth will soon be proven to be complete bullshit.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“First of all, don't ever raise your voice to me or I will break off my foot in your hindparts. The horses shoe is damaged and it needs to be fixed so we can ride to your civilization as you call it.”
“There is nowhere around that can fix it.”
This is the dilemma for the WCF, now isn't it? The product is broken like your mother's uterus. You have a world title being passed around like a two dollar whore. You have every so called piece of talent saying the same tired fucking shit over and over. You have the same bullshit matches fought by the same untalented uncreative performers. Well that shit is over, bitch.
These second tier losers think they are great. They think the same tired overdone garbage is working. They have convinced themselves the world is flat. My ass is the one that will prove it is not.
GAME ON!
Before we get to that it might not be a horrible idea to learn why the return of the single most controversial entity to every lace up a pair of boots was necessary. The last time the black and green hit the ring was six years ago. Now it is time to raise a bit of hell and show people what controversy is all about.
Too many people in today's world are coddled and spoiled. A person says one thing and they cry about it for days. Now there is a man who will give you something to cry about. That man is The Fucking Myth Killer.
The time had come to walk the fuck away. There was simply nothing left to prove. No myths left to destroy. Each time this mouth comes open, shit gets fucking wrecked. That is no boast. That is simple fact in a world where facts, truths, and laws get clouded by the opinions of those that never mattered.
“Dude it is cold as shit!”
Ralphie is an annoying little shit who never knows when to shut up. He is a walking, talking metaphor for what the wrestling business has become. The most egregious offender are the men and women who bitch slap each other in the WCF.
“Stand by the fire.”
“Why the fuck we always have to be in the middle of nowhere all the time? Why can't we be in the city with the good porn and Taco Bell? And why the fuck am I holding a camera?”
“Ralphie, there is a simple truth you are not getting. I do not like people. When it was time to walk the fuck away I knew I wanted to be left alone. But there is one more Myth left to kill. This is why you are holding that fucking camera.”
This is the simplest truth of them all. Anytime my company is shared with people the blood pressure rises because they tend to do and say stupid shit. Then they get smacked the fuck up.
Seems to be a lot about truth. That is what killing a myth is all about. Think about the greatest myths in modern history. The world was once known to be flat. This was a documented fact taken to be truth by everyone. Not debated upon like the bullshit going on today. 100% fact. Then it was proven to be complete bullshit. This is the world you idiots are now living in. What you people think is truth will soon be proven to be complete bullshit.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“First of all, don't ever raise your voice to me or I will break off my foot in your hindparts. The horses shoe is damaged and it needs to be fixed so we can ride to your civilization as you call it.”
“There is nowhere around that can fix it.”
This is the dilemma for the WCF, now isn't it? The product is broken like your mother's uterus. You have a world title being passed around like a two dollar whore. You have every so called piece of talent saying the same tired fucking shit over and over. You have the same bullshit matches fought by the same untalented uncreative performers. Well that shit is over, bitch.
These second tier losers think they are great. They think the same tired overdone garbage is working. They have convinced themselves the world is flat. My ass is the one that will prove it is not.
GAME ON!
