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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 10, 2017 19:07:57 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
Yeah that's right you Luke Force. You managed to construct a devious plan that it outsmarted a British Albert Einstein like myself despite not being British and therefore not having a brain that functions properly so I'll give you that.
But your schemes are over now, Lil' Luke. Thanks to a training exercise dreamt up by the genius mind of World Champ John Rabid I've grown into an even better man then before. I'm a morales and responsibilities man, now. I've grown smarter and more intelligent. So you're plans to make me eat trickery food filled with laxatives by literally just asking me to won't work anymore, my lad!
Now I'll admit, my head's not been in the game 100%. Probably due to a mix between me partying over my ultimate win over Two legendary WCF stars to win the People's and IT belt and the concussion I suffered a in said match but the fact is I want your Lil' Pump brain to acknowledge that come One I am not coming to prove I am better than you due to the fact that your size prohibits you from doing anything productive, worthwile or even not completely stupid,
I'm not coming to prove that I am better than you because your nom british heritage prevents you from being anything except a bottom-feeding hooker for gay turtles,
I am simply going to grab my leg and then jump and then land my leg on to your throat and then do that a bunch of times until you stop moving. And then I'll prove to everyone that both the IT and people's titles belong to me because I am the only man that has the correct size, the correct amount of muscles, the correct caring and tolerant personality and the correct amount talent. (minus Rabid, Ainsley and Moutain Dew Bob)
And then afterwards I'm gonna make fun of your because of your size and heritage because geeeeez man 225 pounds? That's lighter than a freaking Bee. Are you a bee Luke Force? He's a fucking Bee. We got a fucking bee ladies and gentlemen. A freaking American Bee. They're the worst kind of bees.
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Post by Justice Arkady on Dec 10, 2017 21:35:11 GMT -5
@theamazon Is this wise? There was another American referred to as a bee once... other insects too... In the end they call him The Greatest... So... Leon is potentially the Greatest?? |
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 11, 2017 19:58:04 GMT -5
@_LukeForce
Did I read this right? You felt the need to take to the internet to brag about only falling for the laxative trick once? You know Tubbs, 99.99% of people never fall for it. Don’t be too proud, you fat fuck.
You’re getting smarter? Great, here’s your problem, it’s basic math really. Your level of smarts has always been zero. You could get one million times smarter and you would still be a big fat zero, you’ll always be a big fat zero. You're what's called a zero multiplier. Deal with it big boy.
You’re a complete idiot, but I agree with you about one thing. 225 pounds is small. Probably too small to do anything to a fat slob like you. Which is why I’m glad I go about 255 and will have no problem kicking the crap out your garage filled fat ass.
Next time you need to know some basic facts about me, just ask your mentor John Rabid to read them to you.
You getting your ass kicked at One is happening. It’s the way of the Force. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 11, 2017 20:04:27 GMT -5
@theamazon Is this wise? There was another American referred to as a bee once... other insects too... In the end they call him The Greatest... So... Leon is potentially the Greatest?? @_LukeForce No, it wasn't smart. But neither was you jumping in with no sense of what the fuck it is you're talking about. But I will still humor you with an answer to your ridiculous question. No, Leon is not potentially the greatest. I am the greatest, it's been decided. You are welcome to continue to interject, I just insist that you be smarter about it. |
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Post by Justice Arkady on Dec 11, 2017 20:21:09 GMT -5
@theamazon
This is the internet. everyone has an opinion and everyone is entitled to one.
Even if they are stuffed shirt, swaggering pea cocks like you.Really my jab was at the other guy... being compared to Ali? That's generally considered a GOOD thing. But hey, your opinion... aren't opinions wonderful?
Welcome to the World Wide Web, it's here to stay so get smart about it!
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 11, 2017 20:36:12 GMT -5
@theamazon This is the internet. everyone has an opinion and everyone is entitled to one. Even if they are stuffed shirt, swaggering pea cocks like you.Really my jab was at the other guy... being compared to Ali? That's generally considered a GOOD thing. But hey, your opinion... aren't opinions wonderful? Welcome to the World Wide Web, it's here to stay so get smart about it! I get it, you’re excited to get the chance to interact with me. But trust me when I say you need to be smarter. I understand your ‘attempted’ jab was at Fat William. But you refer to a Leon in your post. Could be that your lazy, could be that your stupid. Either way, tighten up clown. |
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Post by Justice Arkady on Dec 11, 2017 21:41:03 GMT -5
@theamazon
Oh... Luke... I see... Luuuuke... Luke, got it. Now I know who you are!
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 12, 2017 12:21:18 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
Don't pay attention to this guys ramblings Whatever you name is. Luke Force is nothing but a disrespectful dick. He's a dick to his friends, He's a dick to his enemies, I bet every time he tries to give himself a pep talk he ends up insulting himself because of his hilarious insecurity probably due to the fact that deep down he knows he's nothing but a miniscule microorganism that I can beat while blindfold.
Me on the other hand? Well I've gone through a great transformation. And I kinda predicted you guys wouldn't believe me but seriously I've had a great transformation. I realised that although I was the biggest guy in the entire world probably, emotionally I was still small.
Look, I'll even prove it by complimenting the guys who beat me. The Risen are cool dudes and have great potential and will surely go far in the WCF. Unfortunately you guys are small so I have to call you both faggots but since Canada and Britian are mates sort of I don't have to go through the insect naming stuff.
So yeah you're both GigaFaggots but like, no offense. It's not your fault. Well not being tall AND not being big is kinda your fault but don't get mad at me for it, I'm just the messenger.
Wow Luke you picked the worst time to piss me off, I'm being nice now and you missed it, too bad for you. So fuck you and go fuck yourself.
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 12, 2017 19:00:51 GMT -5
@_LukeForce
William, I hope that half of your ginormous ass understands the other half, because no one else does. The fact is, I did you a favor by pissing you off. You are a complete bore. When you talk about me, you are slightly less boring, slightly.
I’ve seen this transformation you’re going through. You appear to be going from dumb to dumber. At One, I will complete your transformation. When I cause you to go from Champion to loser, understand that it's the way of the Force. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 13, 2017 12:16:38 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
No! Seriously, Risen I meant that as a compliment. I've honestly changed for the better. It's probably just the midget in you saying all the bad stuff. If you have 2 Mcdonalds big mac's and 3 KFC large chicken buckets you'll be on your way in no time.
You know you two should be thanking me. I've just finished going through absolutely grueling but necessary training in a west Virginian barn, My boss just got screwed out of his TV title by my other boss and a dumbass cockroach of an SJW in the most disgusting way I can imagine and I just got my teeth kicked out by a pair of NO GOOD FUCK-BOIS FROM FUCKING ANTARTICA!
AND THEN THIS STUPID SOUNDCLOUD ASSHOLE STARTS CHALLENGING ME?! HIS STUPID BEE ARMS COULDN'T EVEN LIFT UP TWO TITLES IF HIS FUCKING LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY I DON'T SHOVE AN ADULT CROCODILE DOWN YOUR THROATS AND THEN LAUGH AS IT EATS YOUR ENTIRE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM-
In a.. complimentary way. To show that despite your size you and me are eq- well..sort of equal, sort of not really, I mean come on. If you guys aren't as tall as me you can't be as good as me, It's basic algebra.
You dudes gotta realise that I have the utmost respect for all of you pieces of shit. Not pieces of shit. I mean you are pieces of shit but- you know what? I'll find a better way to explain this gimme a sec.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 13, 2017 18:16:34 GMT -5
@rhmariuskfd @6foot11behemoth If YOU have two Big Macs and 3 KFC buckets, will it necessitate your much needed gastric bypass surgery? I mean, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone but damn son. Respect yo self before you depress yo self. @rhmariuskfd @6foot11behemoth btw, how does the Irish national anthem go again?? @6foot11behemoth See Luke? These guys get it. I'm a new man all about spreading happyness and joy and making friends and stuff. 1. I'm never gonna have 2 Big Macs and 3 KFC because I'm not an anoerexic dwarf, so much as think that thought again and I will personally slap the crap out of both of you. And 2. Ireland isn't actually in Britian, pretty sure it's in Asia or somewhere im the east anyway but I believe the chorus goes something like: Sinne Fianna Fáil, atá faoi gheall ag Éirinn, Buíon dár slua thar toinn do ráinig chugainn, Faoi mhóid bheith saor Seantír ár sinsear feasta, Ní fhágfar faoin tíorán ná faoi- Oh for fucks sake, this is my entrance theme isn't it? |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 13, 2017 18:22:11 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
Btw quick shout out to Ainsley for picking our entrance theme which is definetely what he did and if he denies he probably forgot it or something. Just you know quick shout out, nothing to do with any of this. Also Jason Applebrick is a liar and if he tries to say that I picked the song don't believe him.
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