Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 16, 2017 18:34:51 GMT -5
The day is November 16, 2017, and the last oranges of fall can be seen falling from the trees, the blanket of winter beginning to set in.
Teo del Sol: But you're not interested in that!
The viewer is greeted by a rather small set, somewhere deep in WCF's corporate offices. Standing proudly is one half of the tag team champions, Teo del Sol, wearing the mask which is slowly becoming known as his new symbol.
Hi! Teo del Sol here, representing the WCF! I'm here! Live! On WCF.com to introduce....
The latest line of merchandise here from the WCF galaxy!
Teo reaches behind a table and retrieves a cardboard box, placing it with a smile....a smile that is all but obscured by the mask.
Teo del Sol: That's right! Now most of this merchandise is still in the prototype phase, but you all know me as a man of the people, and I wanted to reward the WCF galaxy with a sneak peak of the products that may or may not be available for this Black Friday!
Teo reaches into the box, retrieving a very large beer Stein with an elaborate pair of M's stretched across it.
Teo del Sol: Would you look at this? What better way to honor the memory of the former tag team champions than with this Mushroom Mandingo shotglass? Have you ever wanted to try a Jayson Price sized shot of Vodka? Well now you can!
Fast Voiceover: WCF legal does not claim any responsibility for any liver damage that may result in emulating its stars.
Teo del Sol: Whoa! Did anyone else hear that? It sounded like legal boilerplate, or possibly a Busta Rhymes lyric....
Eh, whatever.
Teo continues fishing down into the box, throwing out a Seth Lerch branded mop and a Joey Flash puppet.
Teo del Sol: Ah, here's something special! We have a XIII snowglobe!
Teo holds up a snowglobe with a small wrestling ring and what appears to be shards of glass floating inside of it.
Teo del Sol: These limited release items contain shards from the very light tubes used in yours truly's match with WCF icon and possible ghost Gemini Battle! If you were interested, you could probably break open the snowglobe and find some of our DNA in the water. You know, if you wanted to clone us.
Fast Voiceover: WCF legal is not responsible for any invasion of the bodysnatcher-esque rampages caused by cloning its wrestlers.
Teo del Sol: Who keeps doing that??
Nobody told me that this would have voiceovers! Geez.
Teo fishes into the box once more, this time removing a Teddy Bear in the shape of John Rabid.
Teo del Sol: Whoops! I think this one belongs to Seth. I'll return it to him later.
He continues fishing, and pulls out a Blank White T-shirt
Teo del Sol: Ah yes, the new Sidney Warwick line! Guaranteed not to offend the sensibilities of anyone you encounter. Now, you may be wondering, if the safety of the lack of logos guarantees that I won't accidentally cause someone to be triggered, then how will anyone recognize a Sidney J Warwick fan holding the T-shirt?
My answer is, don't worry about it! Nobody likes Warwick enough to buy his T-shirts anyway.
Fast Voiceover: WCF Legal would like to apologize to any fans of Sidney J. Warwick. Teo's opinions do not represent those of the WCF, nor any rational human being.
Teo del Sol: Hey! I heard that! Lousy voiceover, insulting me without actually existing. One of these days...
Teo reaches into the cardboard box and pulls out what appears to be a T-shirt with an empty arena plastered across it.
Teo del Sol: Now look at what we have here! It's a shot of last week's show, the full house where we saw Kyle Kemp claim the Omega title!
Teo places his head down next to the shirt, as though listening to it.
Teo del Sol: The pomp! The circumstance! The cheers emanating from that building were unmatched! You can practically hear them coming off the shirt! This black Friday, get the chance to own a piece of WCF history!
Teo suddenly is interrupted by the sound of a ringing telephone, he looks around in confusion.
Teo del Sol: I didn't realize they made this a call-in show...uh... go ahead caller?
Kyle Kemp's voice echoes over the voiceover through a cellular phone.
Kyle Kemp: Teo, what the hell are you doing? I've been looking for you all morning.
Teo del Sol: I'm sorry Kyle, but my secretary called me with the chance to do something nice for the people. Check with Seth, I'm sure it's all pro-bono.
Kyle Kemp: What secretary?? Teo, you left me a note saying "Gone to Internet, check website at noon." I thought you were going to Zombie's house or something.
Teo del Sol: Silly Kyle, Zombie doesn't live on the internet, don't talk crazy. He lives on a spaceship.
Kyle Kemp: .....I'm not going to dignify that with a response. Just get back to the gym by noon.
Teo del Sol: Don't worry, I'm headed there next. I scheduled us a meet n' greet with the fans while we work out.
Kyle Kemp: You wha-
A loud click echoes throughout the arena. Teo chuckles to himself. It is at this point he notices that Seth Lerch has walked into frame behind him, and stands with his arms crossed.
Seth Lerch: Teo...what are you doing in my building?
Teo del Sol: Oh, hi boss! Uh...sorry WCF.com, I'm going to have to cut this exclusive short. Remember to keep your eye on WCFshop.com for all new product information and Tune into Slam on Sunday!
Seth Lerch: Hello, security? Uh-huh...Yeah, out the front gate. Just make sure you don't toss him too hard. He has to defend that belt on Sunday.
Teo del Sol: But you're not interested in that!
The viewer is greeted by a rather small set, somewhere deep in WCF's corporate offices. Standing proudly is one half of the tag team champions, Teo del Sol, wearing the mask which is slowly becoming known as his new symbol.
Hi! Teo del Sol here, representing the WCF! I'm here! Live! On WCF.com to introduce....
The latest line of merchandise here from the WCF galaxy!
Teo reaches behind a table and retrieves a cardboard box, placing it with a smile....a smile that is all but obscured by the mask.
Teo del Sol: That's right! Now most of this merchandise is still in the prototype phase, but you all know me as a man of the people, and I wanted to reward the WCF galaxy with a sneak peak of the products that may or may not be available for this Black Friday!
Teo reaches into the box, retrieving a very large beer Stein with an elaborate pair of M's stretched across it.
Teo del Sol: Would you look at this? What better way to honor the memory of the former tag team champions than with this Mushroom Mandingo shotglass? Have you ever wanted to try a Jayson Price sized shot of Vodka? Well now you can!
Fast Voiceover: WCF legal does not claim any responsibility for any liver damage that may result in emulating its stars.
Teo del Sol: Whoa! Did anyone else hear that? It sounded like legal boilerplate, or possibly a Busta Rhymes lyric....
Eh, whatever.
Teo continues fishing down into the box, throwing out a Seth Lerch branded mop and a Joey Flash puppet.
Teo del Sol: Ah, here's something special! We have a XIII snowglobe!
Teo holds up a snowglobe with a small wrestling ring and what appears to be shards of glass floating inside of it.
Teo del Sol: These limited release items contain shards from the very light tubes used in yours truly's match with WCF icon and possible ghost Gemini Battle! If you were interested, you could probably break open the snowglobe and find some of our DNA in the water. You know, if you wanted to clone us.
Fast Voiceover: WCF legal is not responsible for any invasion of the bodysnatcher-esque rampages caused by cloning its wrestlers.
Teo del Sol: Who keeps doing that??
Nobody told me that this would have voiceovers! Geez.
Teo fishes into the box once more, this time removing a Teddy Bear in the shape of John Rabid.
Teo del Sol: Whoops! I think this one belongs to Seth. I'll return it to him later.
He continues fishing, and pulls out a Blank White T-shirt
Teo del Sol: Ah yes, the new Sidney Warwick line! Guaranteed not to offend the sensibilities of anyone you encounter. Now, you may be wondering, if the safety of the lack of logos guarantees that I won't accidentally cause someone to be triggered, then how will anyone recognize a Sidney J Warwick fan holding the T-shirt?
My answer is, don't worry about it! Nobody likes Warwick enough to buy his T-shirts anyway.
Fast Voiceover: WCF Legal would like to apologize to any fans of Sidney J. Warwick. Teo's opinions do not represent those of the WCF, nor any rational human being.
Teo del Sol: Hey! I heard that! Lousy voiceover, insulting me without actually existing. One of these days...
Teo reaches into the cardboard box and pulls out what appears to be a T-shirt with an empty arena plastered across it.
Teo del Sol: Now look at what we have here! It's a shot of last week's show, the full house where we saw Kyle Kemp claim the Omega title!
Teo places his head down next to the shirt, as though listening to it.
Teo del Sol: The pomp! The circumstance! The cheers emanating from that building were unmatched! You can practically hear them coming off the shirt! This black Friday, get the chance to own a piece of WCF history!
Teo suddenly is interrupted by the sound of a ringing telephone, he looks around in confusion.
Teo del Sol: I didn't realize they made this a call-in show...uh... go ahead caller?
Kyle Kemp's voice echoes over the voiceover through a cellular phone.
Kyle Kemp: Teo, what the hell are you doing? I've been looking for you all morning.
Teo del Sol: I'm sorry Kyle, but my secretary called me with the chance to do something nice for the people. Check with Seth, I'm sure it's all pro-bono.
Kyle Kemp: What secretary?? Teo, you left me a note saying "Gone to Internet, check website at noon." I thought you were going to Zombie's house or something.
Teo del Sol: Silly Kyle, Zombie doesn't live on the internet, don't talk crazy. He lives on a spaceship.
Kyle Kemp: .....I'm not going to dignify that with a response. Just get back to the gym by noon.
Teo del Sol: Don't worry, I'm headed there next. I scheduled us a meet n' greet with the fans while we work out.
Kyle Kemp: You wha-
A loud click echoes throughout the arena. Teo chuckles to himself. It is at this point he notices that Seth Lerch has walked into frame behind him, and stands with his arms crossed.
Seth Lerch: Teo...what are you doing in my building?
Teo del Sol: Oh, hi boss! Uh...sorry WCF.com, I'm going to have to cut this exclusive short. Remember to keep your eye on WCFshop.com for all new product information and Tune into Slam on Sunday!
Seth Lerch: Hello, security? Uh-huh...Yeah, out the front gate. Just make sure you don't toss him too hard. He has to defend that belt on Sunday.
