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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 6:53:38 GMT -5
This thread is reserved for the Internet Title posts between William the Behemoth, Stephen Singh, and Gravedigger. Everyone else can suck it and stay out of the thread, please.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 7:04:36 GMT -5
@gravedigger oh shit here we go. The chance to win yet another belt here in WCF. The Internet has not quite been the same since I pinned David Sanchez and made him the Internet Champion nearly 3 months ago.
@gravedigger I'm the only real champion here. I'm the one that the people have wanted for nearly 3 months now. I mean oh how the mighty have fallen that Singh goes from world champion to now fighting for a gimmick title. I may have a gimmick title, too, but I didn't actually go for it.
@gravedigger Yeah I did go for the Internet title once, but it was to get into Ultimate Showdown. I mean why the fuck did you go for the Internet title? Did Seth just book you there because he feels your world title reign was a fluke? Did you go for it because you know it's the only title you had the talent to win?
@gravedigger then there's the fucking Melissa McCarthy of WCF, William the Behemoth. How you doing you fat fuck? You look like you're bulking up some. You getting ready for Thanksgiving? You going to be eating the turkey or is your fat ass going to be the centerpiece and everyone's going to get a slice?
@gravedigger that's what it's going to be like this week though dude, everyone is going to get a slice out of you in the ring because you're out of your element, you're out of your league. Just like last time you were in the ring with me, you're going to fall like a fat fucking sack of potatoes.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 7, 2017 12:29:56 GMT -5
tl; dr: Me digger, me do thing: good! You do same thing: bad! Me logic good! Jajaja, me got you now! I was going to tell you this isn't the place for your borderline illiterate ramblings and logical fallacies but then I realized we're on the Internet. So carry on I guess you fucking mongoloid. Why I went for the IT Title: Go back and watch Helloween again, I explain it all rather succinctly before I put you to sleep and got you eliminated from the main event. Only Title I have the talent to win? Come now, you clearly remember Ultimate Showdown because that's where you earned* that precious People's Title. You know, the same place where I bested you, the current World Champ, the current number one contender and everybody else worth a damn in this federation. *Earned in this context means "taking fifth place." FIFTH! It's basically a participation trophy at that point. Alright Vato Tonto, feel free to fire back with more inanities and non-sensical claims. I'll wait, refute those, then go about my day. Are we doing the winks yet?  |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Nov 7, 2017 13:43:07 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!!
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THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!!
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IF Y'ALL WATCH SLAM TO SEE SOME SOVIET PARTICLE COST THE MOST BIGGEST GUY IN THE WCF HIS TITLE THEN YOU AIN'T GONNA WANNA MISS LAST WEEK'S SHOW!!
So much BULLSHIT has happened to me in the last week.
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First fucking Gravedigger hits me in the face with a chair costing me my IT title and giving me a stupid fricking Cocnussion or whatever the fuck!!
THEN! Since nobody came to help me I go to walk backstage to medical, I decide to have a little bit of shut eye for a few minutes so afterwards I walk to the doctors office AND SINCE APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 3 HOURS NOBODY'S FUCKING THERE!!
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So I decide that I'm gonna have to drive to the hospital, since Ainsley's bitchass went home and wasn't answering his phone. So I walk to my car, and as I'm driving onto the motorway some fucker fuckering forgets to turn on his turn sig-thingies so I ram the fucker out of spite! But I forgot I was also in the car and got doubled doubled conkmussion OR SOME SHIT!!
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Now! I'm in a hospital bed, an AMERICAN hospital bed, not a British one! And all these nurses and stuff are saying things like:
"Get off your phone, Mister Cunningham"
"Stop trying to stab the doctors with your keys Mister Cunningham"
"Stop headbutting the wall, Mister Cunningham" LIKE
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! I DO WHAT I WANT!!
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GRAVEDIGGER! YOU CHEAP FUCKING CATERPILLAR THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
AND STEPHEN SINGH! THIS IS WRESTLING NOT PAYDAY: THE FUCKING HEIST, GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK!
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Come slam Ima be more pissed than ever and by the end of it you both gonna be stains of my shoe-boot-whatever the fuck, fuck you guys!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 13:52:24 GMT -5
@gravedigger Speaking of illiterate, my talent comment was me talking about why you went for the IT title this past week. Ultimate Showdown has nothing to do with last week. Need something else explained?
@gravedigger Shoutout to Stephen Singh for reminding me I'm People's Champ like I didn't know despite just mentioning it in the series of tweets he's responding to. Is this how you won the Internet title last week? By being a retarded parrot?
@gravedigger You talk about participation trophies, but I just have to say that I'm glad you were able to make it through a pay-per-view without being pinned three times in one night. A participation trophy is a step up from that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 13:53:14 GMT -5
@gravedigger Stephen Singh after Slam this week when he's once again without a title  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 13:57:48 GMT -5
@gravedigger Jesus, William already starting his fat man rants. William shooting like  |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 7, 2017 14:14:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 14:33:00 GMT -5
@gravedigger A gif or a tribute to Singh's last night as a "talented" world champion?  @gravedigger Leaked footage of William's days as a backyard wrestler  |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Nov 7, 2017 14:35:47 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
IMNOTEVENFATOHMYGAWD
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Nov 7, 2017 14:47:04 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
GOBACKTOGARBAGEYOUDICKHEADSTOPITIHAVECONCUSSIINYOUSUCKWHYYYY
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 7, 2017 20:51:04 GMT -5
Oh digs, you are truly one Loco Vato. I do need something else you said explained to me. You asked why I went after the IT title, asking if it was the "only title <I> know <I> had the talent to win." I responded by pointing out that I bested you and so many others for the World Title. Without outrightly saying it, I was clearly implying that it's obvious I have the TALENT necessary to take any title I can from any of you paper champions. I shouldn't have been coy, I apologize. I remember now who I'm speaking to, explanations absolutely obvious and it's best if words are monosyllabic. But could you explain to me then why my Ultimate Showdown victory has "nothing to do" with my talent level that you were referencing? Now from here you could say that was then, this is now and my talent has disappeared quicker than your hairline citing the aforementioned PPV-that-shall-not-be-named. Then I'd argue that talent cannot simply "disappear" making your argument again porous to the point of invalidity etc. But let's just not okay? It's pure tedium. Let's do better. Let's be better. Let's take some other route. Maybe go back to the "you killed your brother" well that so many have mined before you? That worked at TUS right? Ugh. Even engaging in pretend discourse with you is exhausting. I'll tell you what, why don't you just check out this cool picture I downloaded from the future for a few minutes while I close my eyes, rub my temples, and regain the patience it takes to teach logic to the monkeys.  |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 7, 2017 21:05:46 GMT -5
Alright. That was just the break I needed. The professor's back my putrid pupils. Memehemoth, I know I'm essentially ignoring you. It's not because I don't like you and it's definitely not because I don't see you. (c'mon) It's because you're terrible. Even more than usual. You're clearly concussed and I almost feel bad about talking down to someone who I clearly gave CTE last week, just like I said I would. So maybe just take this opportunity to sit back and take note of how I break down Digger for a bit. For example, I'll now address his prediction of me sobbing after leaving without a title this week. Digger has attempted to make predictions about matches he and I took part in once before. Let's check Ye Ole Browsing History.... porn.....porn......porn....icanhazcheeseburger....porn....Ahh here we are: @gravedigger that moment when @surethingsingh realizes he'll forever be a tag team wrestler  Followed up, of course with: @gravedigger Steven Singh - Failed World Title Shot Part 3 aftermath  Now class, can anyone tell me what happened in that very same match where El Anciano made these predictions?  (That's your cue, William. C'mon, participation points count!) |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2017 8:05:14 GMT -5
@gravedigger So essentially, Singh says he has the talent to take any title yet here he is, and I'll use his own logic here, he decides to go after the 6th place title from Ultimate Showdown. @gravedigger Singh calls himself talented, but yet he's one of the only world champions this year who failed to secure a demanded rematch that world champions get. A talented world champion wouldn't have that issue. @gravedigger Maybe you should just stick to the winking gifs or join Oblivion on the dance circuit.  |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Nov 8, 2017 12:58:34 GMT -5
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UUUUGUFUFUFUHAJAJAJKAKSJSNSKSJSJSJSJSJSFUGUGUFUDJDJJDNSKSKSKSKEJENENEJEKEJEJEJEJEJEJDJDUFUUFUGUGUFUGUGUG!
STOP!
The doctor stopped me from leaving the hospital so now I'm stuck here until friday. I should also note that none of you dudes are giving me any comfort or food or treats or nuthin, assholes.
I mean Gravedigger with your communistic beliefs you don't care about anything but tanks and shooting fireworks at football games, so I get that. But Stephen you're being such a MEAN DUDE.
You should atleast come to the hospital with the IT title, and then ehile you're there I punch you in the face, and then I kick you in the face, and then I punch your face un the jaw and then I kick your jaw in the face and then I stab you in the chest and the face and then the chest again and then I throw a bed at you and throe you around like a basketsball ANF THSN I HIT YOU IN THE BALLS AND THEN OUT THE WINDOW AND YOUR LIKE FLOATING IN THE AIR AND THEN I GO FOR A PUNCHANDYOUTRUNAROUNFANDTHENTHENIMJUSTTHERELIKE
SUUUUUUUUUUUUPERKIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
And then you just explode and shit, I dunno.
I AINT FAT.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Nov 8, 2017 13:01:03 GMT -5
He said it, he said it y'all he's gay, He said it. That's what he said, I'm not lying. He said that. I'm right. Putin goin be mad at you for going against the communist lifestyle GD LOLOLOLOLO! Britian for life!! |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 8, 2017 13:31:40 GMT -5
First of all Digs, I called on William. You really should give the guy a chance to participate. Even if it's a...fat chance. Sure, that joke's a little easy but low-hanging fruit isn't any less sweet. Fruit, William, is probably better known to you as those things they name candy flavors after. But I'll indulge your out-of-turn taunting, Digs. Dance paaaartay!  Get it, Grandpa Singh! That's him right? You remember, the LAST Time I had to spend any time here in the logic-vexed valleys of Internetistan when you posted that photo right? What is it with you and the dancing gifs? Let me see something ACTUALLY new next. So that means no audio posts where you repeat the 40 words in your vocabulary over and over for two minutes either. Either way, I appreciate the dancing gif. It's way better than I am IRL, I didn't really inherit Gramps' moves, see below.  You though? You were born to dance! LET THE RHYTHM TAKE YOU OVER, BAILAAAAMOS!  |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 8, 2017 18:50:55 GMT -5
Shit! I almost forgot to invite William "Drop the" Beathemoth to our dance party! Get him in here before he gets all blubbery. (blubbery get it? Golden Goddamn, this is actually fun)  There ya go! Get into Willie!
 Uh oh, he's really going now...  OH NO! EVERYONE GET BACK! THIS DANCE MACHINE IS GONNA BLOW!  Nevermind, looks like he's all blubbery either way.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2017 6:13:39 GMT -5
@gravedigger Singh says please Gravedigger, show me something new while spending the whole week thus far talking about Ultimate Showdown and everything I said about him that week, including re-using the same gifs. @gravedigger Singh, you make fun of the limited vocabulary I use, yet to use your own words, where does your overcompensating vocabulary get you? Fighting for the 5th and 6th place titles.  @gravedigger Fans everywhere thank you for keeping them so well-rested whenever you have a mic. I could give a fuck less if they get sleep and just get my point across. @gravedigger oh and shoutout to William  |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 9, 2017 11:42:54 GMT -5
Wait a second... I think I recognize that guy in the front row...  Digger, wake up! Abuelo! DESPIERTATE ABUELO! Oh no, that liver and onions early bird special must be sitting heavy; he's dozing off. Somebody wake him up, I've got three more days of punchlines before one night of punches. |
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