Boudlebot Rebooted (Part 1 of 3)

[L Verez]

Piercing Through Feds

L Verez’ Headquarters - A Distant Galaxy

Lights?

Check.

Camera?

Check.

Action?

Well, that's where you come in, L.

Yes, of course! I was just testing you. Let's get this started.

Okay. Give them bloody hell.

Greetings and salutations, WCF. I am the Protector of the Universe, L Verez! For those wondering, I have come to WCF for one main reason… to stand with The Guardians. At XIII, Bonnie, Alex, and I face off against 3 members of Everest. Ethan King, Stephan Singh… and FPV. Apparently, David Sanchez was too afraid to take us on, since he tucked his tail and left. It isn't like we didn't have other members that could've been in this match. Sanchez not fighting alongside his companions already shows which of us is the stronger unit. That isn't the only reason I'm here though. A lot of WCF folk want to invade UCI and act like they run the place. At XIII, just like at War, they're getting a taste of what it feels like to be invaded.

Now, let's get to the members that are actually in this match, shall we? I've done some research, and it seems as if Everest isn't the solidified mountain that their name suggests. They're more like a fragile glass of spoiled Milk.

Let's go back to War XVI. Stephen loses his world title to one John Rabid. To top it off, he gets eliminated by his own partner, Ethan King. The cracks to the glass start to appear. FPV didn't even seem to make his presence known at War. Meanwhile, UCI members, including our Guardians leader Bonnie, make a statement to WCF during War, with many of them making the top 10. Now, Bonnie and Alex are tag team champions, unlike Everest's former tag champs. Yours truly is going to be taking our Hypermedia Championship back from that intruder, Corey Black. He can call me a hypocrite all he wants, due to my WCF arrival, but at least I'm not taking a title just to be afraid to defend it.

Of course, there's FPV. Just like Corey Black, you wanted to invade UCI to obtain the big gold belt that Bonnie Blue was holding up high. Tell me again how well that worked for you? Sure, yes, you helped Vince after Karlie Nash attacked him, but that doesn't change the fact that you only returned to the UCI ring to try and take what is rightfully ours. If I were to go for a WCF title, it would be as an ACTIVE member of the WCF roster. But… that most likely isn't going to happen. UCI is my home, and the Guardians are here to further prove why UCI is the place to be, and why we are the strongest unit in the wrestling business!

At XIII, the Guardians triumph, while the Everest glass finally shatters. Maybe Ethan finally decides he's had enough, and turns on Singh. Maybe FPV tucks his tail and runs, just like David Sanchez. Wouldn't be the first time he does that. That's what he did after he couldn't capture the UCI World Championship. The dub isn't going to be very happy when they see UCI stars making their talent look like 3rd rate side shows. But that's just inevitably what's going to happen. See you at XIII, WCF…

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Oh, and Gravedigger. Your favorite Star Trek bitch is here, and she's about to wreck shop at your home front.

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Boudlebot Rebooted Part One

Las Vegas Airport - Planet Earth

As XIII is nearing upon us, the Guardians, including L and Zima'Ion, are making their way to a fundraiser for the Las Vegas shooting that recently occurred, before making our way to Minneapolis, Minnesota.

L Verez: It's strange that our first match as a unit since the Guardians reformed is at a WCF event.

Bonnie Blue: We never actually disbanded, L. We were just on a bit of a hiatus for the time bein’. Now that we're back, we're gonna kick ass and take names. And that starts with making Everest, along with the rest of the dub, remember not to fuck with the Guardians.

Alex Richards takes a swig of his Zim-Quilla before interjecting. How he got that awful drink passed security, I will never know.

Alex Richards: You're damn right, Bonnie! If War XVI wasn't enough for them to know that the Guardians mean business, then us tearing down Everest definitely will. And then afterwards, we can come right back here to Las Vegas to party! With blackjack and hookers!

L, as usual, laughs at her oversized companion’s crude humour.

L Verez: Why don't we just do that at the Drunken Dragon, Alex? The drinks are free, and I prefer beating up robots over, um… hookers.

Alex Richards: Don't knock it 'til you try it, L! Though, you make a good point on the free drinks…

Zima'Ion puts her arm around L’s shoulders.

Zima'Ion: I don't think L will be needing any “hookers”. Besides, don't you also have a partner, Alex?

Alex Richards: Rebecca will enjoy the hookers as much as I do!

Bonnie Blue: Alright guys, we're in Vegas. You know how flooded this place can get in a matter of seconds. We gotta stay close and lay low. Last thing we want is a bunch of paparazzi circling us.

L Verez: I feel as if that will be a difficult task, Bonnie…

Bonnie turns to look at her fellow Guardian members, and is instantly reminded of why “laying low” is not exactly their MO. Between the large ginger bearded alcoholic drinking out of a boot, a short transgender “femalien” with an odd glow to her skin, and the obvious alien with a strange suit and and a mask with tubings, all being led by a woman with both tag titles around her shoulder, she instantly realizes how flawed her plan was.

Bonnie Blue: Okay. Plan B. Expect the inevitable and brace for impact. And let's please try not to lose each otha’.

Alex Richards: Just stay close to the big guy with the beard!

The group laughs at the big man, as they take his advice and circle around him.

Bonnie Blue: So how's the training goin’ for you guys?

Bollocks…

L Verez: They're both learning pretty well! I think they'll do well at New Blood Wrestling!

Before Bonnie could reply, the group notices the swarm coming their way. It's… a much bigger swarm than I imagined it'd be.

Bonnie Blue: Brace fa’ impact!

Bloody hell, they ravaged here like wild animals, the lot!

Reporter 1: Bonnie Blue! Is it true that this is your last match at WCF?

Reporter 2: Alex Richards! Is it true that you were at New Blood Wrestling to pursue Sam Kidsgrove?

Reporter 3: L Verez! Don't you feel hypocritical about making your WCF debut after antagonizing Corey Black and FPV for invading UCI?

Soon, the questions multiply, and the questions become more and more difficult to make out. Wait, where did Bonnie and Alex go? How did we lose such a big person!?

Report 1: L Verez, L Verez! This is your first shot at redemption after taking your first pinfall loss to the undefeated Avery Miles III. How do you plan on recovering?

L Verez: Well, unlike Everest, Avery was competent and proficient. Everest are reaching their slippery slope. Unlike the Guardians, Everest is a group filled with ego. That right there is going to be their downfall.

Reporter 2: How do you feel about being in the same ring as FPV? You seem to have quite a bit of beef with him.

L Verez: I have “beef” with anyone that invades my home of UCI. FPV did that, and tried to run with our title. Well now, the tides have turned, as we remind FPV why he should, and *does* fear UCI! I want everyone in WCF to know what it feels like to be invaded. Especially Corey Black and FPV.

Reporter 2: Speaking of Corey Black, you are challenging him for a second time for the UCI Hypermedia Championship at Killing Floor. Your first confrontation led to a draw as you were both counted out. How do you plan on preventing that outcome for your rematch?

L Verez: Stipulations can make all the difference…

As L continues speaking to the reporters, a voice calls over Zima'Ion. You're not actually going to answer him, are you?

Random Milk: Please. I need your help. See, there's this device that I seem to have lost. I'm thinking someone might have possibly stolen it. Do you think you could help me?

Zima'Ion: A device? What type of device?

Random Milk: It's a bit confidential. You have to agree before I can tell you.

Zima, I don't like the sound of this…

Zima'Ion: Yes, I can help. Could this device be dangerous in the wrong hands?

Of course, she ignores me… bloody hell, this just gets worse and worse.

Random Milk: Most definitely. It's a matter of life and death!

This is unbelievable. She's actually entertaining this. We're losing sight of L.

Zima'Ion: How exactly? What does it look like?

Random Milk: Describing what the device looks like could take hours, baby girl.You've heard of Androids before, yes?

Zima'Ion: Of course. Only an incompetent Bosh'tet wouldn't know about androids. Though, I've only ever seen L’s androids.

Random Milk: Well, this device can be the cause of the most spectacular hot do--- Iiii mean, android! But if it goes over to the wrong hands, then who knows what this android could do!?

Zima'Ion: Oh my… that does sound like a bit of a sticky situation.

Come on, Zima. We have to go back with L. She looks towards her partner before walking away with the sleeze-bag. Bloody fucking hell… Zima, wait! Why are they going to Auntie Anne’s!?

Random Milk: Would you like a hot dog?

Zima'Ion: Umm… I can't exactly take this mask off.

Random Milk: Oh, come on, darlin’. Who can resist a perfectly good hot dog?

Auntie Anne Employee: Hello. How may I help you?

Random Milk: Two hot dogs with mustard, please!

Employee: Umm… we have pretzel dogs and cheese dip.

Random Milk: What!? No! I said two hot dogs with mustard!

Zima, come on. We have to find the others. They could be anywhere at this point.

Employee: The best we could do is give you plain hot dogs. We don't have mustard, or regular hot dog bread.

Oh my… he just slammed his hand on the counter.

Random Milk: Useless!

Zima'Ion: Calm down. We can find another hot dog place. I could've told you they didn't have what you wanted here… Now, we were talking about the android.

Random Milk: You mean robot?

Zima'Ion: You said android before…

Random Milk: I did? I mean… of course I did! Yes! A superhuman android! One that is capable of bringing us to Stage One Civilization much faster than Michio Kaku could ever predict! Isn't that exciting!?

Zima'Ion: Well, I currently live in Stage Two Civilization, but helping Earth make it to Stage One would be a large accomplishment. Though, are you sure this one android could be what brings Earth to this path?

Random Milk: Has Marc Hogan ever steered anyone wrong, baby girl?

Zima'Ion: You never told me your name until now…

Marc Hogan: Shut up, boudle! We must move the nearest hot dog stand!

Zima'Ion: Boudle…? Wait. What if this goes wrong? We've already had a lot of natural disasters as of late. Shootings like the one here doesn't help either. That's why we're in Las Vegas in the first place. If this goes wrong, it could be catastrophic!

Marc Hogan: Nonsense, trashcan! We must move! The hot dog stand awaits!

Zima'Ion! Oh bollocks. They're leaving the airport. Zima, wait! Don't get in that car!

Marc Mayhem: Hahaha! I lied!

Bollocks. They’ve driven off. No license plate either. How could this have happened? How did Zima fall victim to such an obvious con artist? Well, I guess all I can do now is go back to the airport and find… L! There she is! Over here!

L Verez: There you are, Vinny! Where's Zima? I thought she was with you?

Well… you see… um…

L Verez: Don't tell me…

She may or may not have followed a sleeze-bag con artist that's convinced her about some sort of technology he claims to have uncovered…

L Verez: Oh no, Vin. This isn't good at all! What type of technology was he saying he uncovered?

I'm not sure… I didn't exactly get all the details. I was mainly looking for you, whilst trying to get Zima's attention towards finding you. Obviously, that didn't work.

L Verez: Well, come on, Vinny. You can tell me more while we look for Bonnie and Alex. Then the four of us can find Zima and this spoiled milk bag, and take him down!

Right… just look for the big guy with the ginger beard.

L Verez: Exactly! Knowing Bonnie, she made sure to stay with him. I'm disappointed that we weren't able to do the same… Now, do you remember what this guy looked like at all?

Not exactly… just very sleezy. He had this strange obsession with hot dogs. Specifically with mustard, for some reason. He also seemed a bit eccentric.

L Verez: What about a name? Did you get a name at all?

Yes, he said his name by accident… but, uh… I can't quite put my finger on it.

L Verez: You're a terrible investigator, Vin.

I'm sorry. Everything all at once just got to me. It was hard to focus. Wait. I think that's Bonnie and Alex. They're just now escaping the paparazzi! Bloody hell, those blokes seemed to have teleported to follow those two.

L Verez: Well, come on, Vince! Let's go talk to them and get Zima'Ion back!

Continued at Part Two...

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