Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Oct 6, 2017 10:48:48 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
Hey y'all, William of the Behemoths here. Owner of everything that's ever been om the internet (which since Google maps exists that means I own the entire world but NATO keep blanking my emails)
Now as y'all know, me and Ainsley have been chosen as the Special guest referees for the main event of slam. You guys know I work for Singh so I may be a bit bias. Since we need to keep order during the match I've made a set of rules so that me, the spectators and the competitors can all enjoy the match.
VERY BIG RULESET:
Rule 1: Verify your gender before entering, I know this match was booked by people who know you all male but I know for a fact that one of you acts REALLY femenine and I don't wanna take any chances
Rule 2: Evaluate on how you speak to me. If you talk to me, and you're not Stephen Singh or above 6 foot 5 I'm just gonna- I'm gonna crack your head open. Also no pamphlets. BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING FAT SIDNEY!!
Rule 3: Realise that I'm not gonna be unconsious for 10 minutes if you accidentely bump into me. Unless you try and bribe, which won't work. In fact I'm gonna be in the male toilets 2 hours amd 15 minutes before the match to ensure you guys can't bribe me. I also deny Food Bribes. (I don't)
Rule 4: Y'all better not bring no rabid bears into the match. Looking at you John, ya guilty by association.
Rule 5: Be cool with me and Ainsley. There's a high chance I'm gonna be bias during the match, I may even stop officiating to insult you, but as long as you guys act chill you ain't got nothing to worry about.
Rule 6: Realise that I take food bribes. Give me food bribes, I'll accept them.
Rule 7: Isolate yourself from all indy midgets before the match. This hasn't got that much to do with the match but if I catch midget-itus I'm gonna be pissed.
Rule 8: Talk to me before the match and I'm gonna ignore you. Unless your Stephen, or have food bribes. Again I accept food bribes.
Rule 9: If I try and put you all in a shark cage and then later you lower said shark cage I'm gonna beat you the fuck up. Also Gemeni Battle sucks, shark cage hater.
Rule 10: Spiders are not permitted to be held in opponents hair during matches. Ainsley's scared of them.
Rule 11: Hate the game not the player. 20 minutes after VBS were named the special guest referees for the main event I was contacted by a secret cult of referees who said if I didn't make at least 2 screw ups bad things would happen to me.
So that's it basically. Stay Very Big and if you see a local Shark Cage just trying to get through the day give it a hand.
Hey y'all, William of the Behemoths here. Owner of everything that's ever been om the internet (which since Google maps exists that means I own the entire world but NATO keep blanking my emails)
Now as y'all know, me and Ainsley have been chosen as the Special guest referees for the main event of slam. You guys know I work for Singh so I may be a bit bias. Since we need to keep order during the match I've made a set of rules so that me, the spectators and the competitors can all enjoy the match.
VERY BIG RULESET:
Rule 1: Verify your gender before entering, I know this match was booked by people who know you all male but I know for a fact that one of you acts REALLY femenine and I don't wanna take any chances
Rule 2: Evaluate on how you speak to me. If you talk to me, and you're not Stephen Singh or above 6 foot 5 I'm just gonna- I'm gonna crack your head open. Also no pamphlets. BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING FAT SIDNEY!!
Rule 3: Realise that I'm not gonna be unconsious for 10 minutes if you accidentely bump into me. Unless you try and bribe, which won't work. In fact I'm gonna be in the male toilets 2 hours amd 15 minutes before the match to ensure you guys can't bribe me. I also deny Food Bribes. (I don't)
Rule 4: Y'all better not bring no rabid bears into the match. Looking at you John, ya guilty by association.
Rule 5: Be cool with me and Ainsley. There's a high chance I'm gonna be bias during the match, I may even stop officiating to insult you, but as long as you guys act chill you ain't got nothing to worry about.
Rule 6: Realise that I take food bribes. Give me food bribes, I'll accept them.
Rule 7: Isolate yourself from all indy midgets before the match. This hasn't got that much to do with the match but if I catch midget-itus I'm gonna be pissed.
Rule 8: Talk to me before the match and I'm gonna ignore you. Unless your Stephen, or have food bribes. Again I accept food bribes.
Rule 9: If I try and put you all in a shark cage and then later you lower said shark cage I'm gonna beat you the fuck up. Also Gemeni Battle sucks, shark cage hater.
Rule 10: Spiders are not permitted to be held in opponents hair during matches. Ainsley's scared of them.
Rule 11: Hate the game not the player. 20 minutes after VBS were named the special guest referees for the main event I was contacted by a secret cult of referees who said if I didn't make at least 2 screw ups bad things would happen to me.
So that's it basically. Stay Very Big and if you see a local Shark Cage just trying to get through the day give it a hand.
