I'm Drunk

[Dean Wolf]

No no no no no. You two are not doing this. I'm just trying to have a simple OOC conversation in the old 'Fed. Don't turn this into a thing where you two and all your little supporting family members take over someone else's thread and make weird sex jokes that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Please. Leave that shit in Spencer's e-fed. PLEASE.

[Damian Simmons]

Aug 10, 2017 20:43:13 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

The good news is i have to work a 14 hour day.

Wait that's not the good news.

My brain must be shutting down faster than I thought.

this last 3 hours should be fun.

Well now I'm invested. What's the good news??

[Buff Mustache]

Aug 10, 2017 20:43:23 GMT -5 Dean Wolf said:

No no no no no. You two are not doing this. I'm just trying to have a simple OOC conversation in the old 'Fed. Don't turn this into a thing where you two and all your little supporting family members take over someone else's thread and make weird sex jokes that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Please. Leave that shit in Spencer's e-fed. PLEASE.

First of all cherry grove is amazing. I met this beautiful chick, Larry. She's awesome.

And don't worry. There's no way I'm bringing over the rest of the family here. WCF couldn't handle the deep anal penetration.

[Mama Mustache]

Well, if you ain't bringin' me ovuh, I'll bring my own gawd damn self ovuh!

Mama Mustache is here, you cawcksuckas! Who wants my pussy on their gawd damn face first?

[Dean Wolf]

:Sigh: There's no escaping you people, is there?

[BiffBot 69]

We're like herpes. We're with you forever.

[Teo Blaze]

Aug 10, 2017 20:44:30 GMT -5 Damian Simmons said:

Aug 10, 2017 20:43:13 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

The good news is i have to work a 14 hour day.

Wait that's not the good news.

My brain must be shutting down faster than I thought.

this last 3 hours should be fun.

Well now I'm invested. What's the good news??

The good news is that if I work long enough, the brain will assume I'm trying to kill myself and turn off.

My friends say it's not a good thing, but jumpwhiskers the kangaroo tells me it's perfectly normal in Australia.

[Damian Simmons]

That doesn't sound good. But who am I to say? I'm no doctor.

[Buff Mustache]

Aug 10, 2017 21:24:14 GMT -5 BiffBot 69 said:

We're like herpes. We're with you forever.

Yea. I feel asleep

With Bonnie blue! HIYO!

[Stephen Singh]

This is my favorite UCI crossover angle so far.

Also: what up Wolf?! Cliff wanna come back to try and join my entourage now?

[David Sanchez]

Entourage... puh-lease.

He has an assistant. She's a 6,

7 in her Sunday best.

The rest of Everest is entirely imaginary.

[Chris Cardell]

Stuck workin' for another seven hours, then takin' my girlfriend on a trip to her fam tomorrow.

[Damian Simmons]

Aug 11, 2017 7:02:14 GMT -5 @sidneyjwarwick said:

Aug 10, 2017 23:51:46 GMT -5 Damian Simmons said:

That doesn't sound good. But who am I to say? I'm no doctor.

Nor are you a kangaroo.    

AHA! But that's where you're wrong! I'm officially repackaging myself to "Kaptain Kangaroo, the Downunder Dynamo!

[Cliff of Doom]

Aug 11, 2017 12:48:01 GMT -5 Stephen Singh said:

This is my favorite UCI crossover angle so far.

Also: what up Wolf?! Cliff wanna come back to try and join my entourage now?

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Steven my man! Congratulations on becoming the World Champion!

Thanks for the offer but I've got a good thing going right now over in UCI but never say never. Perhaps you should become a Mustache. Mama Mustache is always looking for new faces to sit on.

Cheers!

[Jayson Price]

>Saw the thread title
>Clicked link
>Not nearly enough drunken ramblings
>No homosexual innuendos
>Nobody is offended

I give this thread 2 out of 10 stars on the WCF Drunk Thread Scale.

[BiffBot 69]

Listen, Mushroom Tip...heh heh, get it, because a mushroom tip is another term for penis, heh heh...if you don't like this thread, we can settle this like I settled out of court when I was accused of flashing at Chuck E. Cheese because I was drunk and tried to pee in one of the Whack-a-Mole holes.

In other words, let's have the UTI Gang Bang Champions vs. the WCF Tag Team Champions at the next XIII.

[Dean Wolf]

Motherfucker, this is my thread. If anyone's going to picks fight, it's me.

Forget your challenge to Price and Holmes. Headmaster Bernard Core and I would have no problem taking a break from reforming American education in order to reform you two dipshits at XIII.

[Mama Mustache]

Listen, tough guy, my boys were never scholuhs in school but they sure did kick a lawt of ass, including their high school principal's. I had to suck a lawt of cawck to make sure they weren't expelled for that shit. Anyway, I ain't suckin' ya cawcks after my boys beat the shit outta ya at XIII, but I will sit on ya gawd damn faces. Challenge accepted.

[Headmaster Bernard Core]

Madam, you are everything wrong with America today. Just like the parents who neglect their children at home and then send them off to school where they act like ingrates, your two sons have grown up to become degenerate, uncouth apes who seem to have an unhealthy obsession with anything related their penises because you failed to rear them the right way.

At the next XIII, you will thank us after we teach them the ways of the Core Institute.

[BiffBot 69]

Aug 13, 2017 10:34:52 GMT -5 Headmaster Bernard Core said:

Madam, you are everything wrong with America today. Just like the parents who neglect their children at home and then send them off to school where they act like ingrates, your two sons have grown up to become degenerate, uncouth apes who seem to have an unhealthy obsession with anything related their penises because you failed to rear them the right way.

Heh, you said "rear."