Post by whysoserious on Feb 2, 2009 23:06:56 GMT -5
Two shows in a row I was able to place down Thunder with the same move. This time around though, it wasn't so painful seeing as how I could walk although I'm pretty sure my flight to the crowd should've included a goddamn bag of peanuts. Last time I try something like that for a while. Doesn't feel too great landing on someone's chair. Regardless, I did what I said I was going to do. I walked into the ring with the United States Title and then I walked out with the title still around my waist.
Thunder, if you ever want round three, just let me know and I'll be happy to let you give this another go. Until that day happens, keep workin' bud, you'll get to the top here at some point.
Now that I have that handled, I'm not to thrilled about the next Monday Slam. While I get to face Corey Black, I have to team with a man that I have nothing but hate for. Ever since this time two years ago when I was kicked out of the Team of Treachery, I've hated this man. Since Till Death Do Us Part of the same year, he's hated me. Isn't strange that ever since I won the WCF World Title that Logan has slowly started to fade further and further into the fat shit he is now?
I remember the first edition of XIII when I kicked that fake WCF World Title around your head and pinned you in the middle of the ring. Basically, I can claim I've taken that WCF World Title from you twice in a manner of speaking. You see Logan, much like everyone else these days, I feel a bit odd when watching you on the screen. Sure you've mocked my personal life and its gotten me upset at a few points but the fact remains that people want to see the old Logan. The man who would shake my hand and then hit me with the Connector before I knew what happened.
That's the Logan I want facing me down the line when I defend this United States Title against me. For now though, I can't believe Gravedigger forced us to team up together. I find the whole thing to be a horrid occurance and I hope he knows how much of a dick he's being. Seriously, every time WCF reopens, it seems like someone takes ownership from Seth and either wants to run it into the ground or they do a shitty job. I remember when Davey Ortega owned WCF and I threatened to take the World Title to another promotion.
I remember when Logan owned the promotion and gave himself title shots like they were candy. Then Steve Carr had it, then a committee and finally back to Seth. Regardless, all of them signed my paycheck so I can't say too much.
But like I said before, I get to face off against Corey Black again. The last time we stepped into the ring, he fucking pinned me! Corey Black, the guy who hadn't beat me since like mid 2004, pinned me in the middle of the ring. I was destroyed inside. I was in production of making a t-shirt that said "Creeping Death Corey Black Is My Bitch" but now, I've had to cancel them. I had like three guys interested in them. At least I'll always have the "I Had Sex With Angie" shirts. A few of you smark marks might get that one.
This is my chance to undo one of the greatest injustices in the history of professional wrestling. I don't care of King Hot Dog is like lemme pin this boudle, I'm going to make you tap the fuck out, Black.
That's all I have to say right now and if you don't mind, I'm going to get lost in my wife's pussy for a couple of hours. Peace bitches.
Oh, before I forget, I noticed a certain SOMEONE signed up for that King of the Deathmatch. I hope you get barbed wire wrapped around your neck and die.
Thunder, if you ever want round three, just let me know and I'll be happy to let you give this another go. Until that day happens, keep workin' bud, you'll get to the top here at some point.
Now that I have that handled, I'm not to thrilled about the next Monday Slam. While I get to face Corey Black, I have to team with a man that I have nothing but hate for. Ever since this time two years ago when I was kicked out of the Team of Treachery, I've hated this man. Since Till Death Do Us Part of the same year, he's hated me. Isn't strange that ever since I won the WCF World Title that Logan has slowly started to fade further and further into the fat shit he is now?
I remember the first edition of XIII when I kicked that fake WCF World Title around your head and pinned you in the middle of the ring. Basically, I can claim I've taken that WCF World Title from you twice in a manner of speaking. You see Logan, much like everyone else these days, I feel a bit odd when watching you on the screen. Sure you've mocked my personal life and its gotten me upset at a few points but the fact remains that people want to see the old Logan. The man who would shake my hand and then hit me with the Connector before I knew what happened.
That's the Logan I want facing me down the line when I defend this United States Title against me. For now though, I can't believe Gravedigger forced us to team up together. I find the whole thing to be a horrid occurance and I hope he knows how much of a dick he's being. Seriously, every time WCF reopens, it seems like someone takes ownership from Seth and either wants to run it into the ground or they do a shitty job. I remember when Davey Ortega owned WCF and I threatened to take the World Title to another promotion.
I remember when Logan owned the promotion and gave himself title shots like they were candy. Then Steve Carr had it, then a committee and finally back to Seth. Regardless, all of them signed my paycheck so I can't say too much.
But like I said before, I get to face off against Corey Black again. The last time we stepped into the ring, he fucking pinned me! Corey Black, the guy who hadn't beat me since like mid 2004, pinned me in the middle of the ring. I was destroyed inside. I was in production of making a t-shirt that said "Creeping Death Corey Black Is My Bitch" but now, I've had to cancel them. I had like three guys interested in them. At least I'll always have the "I Had Sex With Angie" shirts. A few of you smark marks might get that one.
This is my chance to undo one of the greatest injustices in the history of professional wrestling. I don't care of King Hot Dog is like lemme pin this boudle, I'm going to make you tap the fuck out, Black.
That's all I have to say right now and if you don't mind, I'm going to get lost in my wife's pussy for a couple of hours. Peace bitches.
Oh, before I forget, I noticed a certain SOMEONE signed up for that King of the Deathmatch. I hope you get barbed wire wrapped around your neck and die.
