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Post by Seth on Jan 25, 2017 2:11:39 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 13:23:53 GMT -5
(Charles drove his Lincoln Continental down Huntington Drive, looking for the Derby. He was told in a cryptic phone message to be there around noon today. The message promised that "all would be revealed" and that Charles eyes "would become wide open" after this meeting. The voice on the other end was Dr. Pinderschloss, Adrian Archers personal physician. What could this mean? Was Adrians disease progressing? Was Adrian in trouble? Perhaps Dr. Pinderschloss was going to explain some of Adrians erratic behavior in more detail. In any case...Charles was a bit more than curious..He was afraid. Adrian had changed appearance drastically in the 3 times since he knew him, and it always left Charles, supposedly his "Most Trusted Associate" not quite trusting his employer.
As Charles pulled into the Derby, a short bespectacled man in a red coat welcomed him and proceeded to open his door. Charles started walking towards the front door of the establishment, his stomach churning with anticipation and fear of the unknown. Tentatively, he took hold of the door knob, turned it, and entered into an uncertain future..
The Derby has been in business since the 1930's, one of the few businesses from that era to still be standing virtually untouched by the ravages of time. The Derby was built at the same time as the World Famous Santa Anita Race Track, an Iconic structure in the San Gabriel Valley. It hearkened to a simpler time in this areas history. On a street of Starbucks, Soup Plantation, Mini Malls and way too many vehicles, The Derby stood alone as a true classic. Many celebrities had dined here after a day at the races, many who hit it big celebrated their victories here with Lavish Lunches of the most tender steaks and freshest seafood. The Derby was where one went to celebrate, and to have important meetings full of optimism. Charles, as he studied the many donated items under glass from legendary jockeys such as Laffit Pincay and Bill Shoemaker, wondered with trepidation what todays meeting would hold. A blond hostess, dressed in the starched white shirt and black pants of servitude, approached the large African American man without prejudice..)
Hostess: Hello sir! Table for one? Bar Service?
Charles: Um..No..I'm..uh..actually here to meet with Adrian Archer..
(The look on the hostesses face spoke volumes. Her confusion and doubt quickly gave way to her trained and professional smile. But Charles knew..Merely from her visceral reaction, that this was not going to be any ordinary meeting.
The Main Dining Room door was closed, adding to the intrigue of the situation. Aside from the door, stage right, was a sign that read
"Reserved
Archer "C.O.P." Party"
Charles titled his head like a dog who'd been given a gibberish order. As he tried to process the issue, the Hostess politely but firmly cleared her throat. This shook Charles out of his daze. She opened the door. What Charles saw shook him to his core...The last thing Charles remembers is @@@ yelling "He's going down!"
When Charles awoke, he was surrounded by men. But not just any men..All clad in black suits with white shirts and black ties, clockwise surrounding him, were @@@, Adrian Archer from his time in Zero Tolerance, Adrian Archer from his time after Zero Tolerance, Adrian's most recent incarnation, Dr. Pinderschloss, and Alan Wayne. Dr. Pinderschloss extended a hand to the much larger man.
Dr. P: (In his Germanic accent) Oh Charles..Thees must have been quite a shock to you! We apologize for the manner of exposure, but we felt it would be the best way to let you know the truth. Each Archer here, aside from @@@, have mentioned you as an honest, easy going, and trusted individual which has made this project so much more easy..
(Charles rose to his feet, looking in bewilderment of all of the manifestations of his employer and friend Adrian Archer. Charles was then led to a long oaken table, with brown leather and brass chairs, 3 to a side and one at each head. Charles was given the seat at the head of the table nearest to the door. Across from him sat Alan Wayne. Each Archer took a seat as well as Dr. Pinderschloss. One seat remained empty, and had a card written in caligraphy that simply read "Reserved D. Kaine"...
Alan Wayne sat at the head of the table, Aviator shades on despite the dark interior, 5 o clock shadow giving him that intentionally unkempt appearance so popular in Hollywood right down to his loose tie and top button unbuttoned of his starched white shirt..To his left sat Dr. Pinderschloss, who resembled Gimli from the Lord of The Rings movies; short with a thick beard and twinkling eyes behind small round spectacles. Next to him was the Adrian Archer that appeared after Zero Tolerance, seated next to the one during his time with the stable..Across the table, the latest reincarnation next to the original @@@. Alan Wayne stood up, and began to address the room.)
Alan Wayne: Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you all to the LAST meeting of the Cult of Personalities. You know, I met you all through one aspect of life or another..Adrian, I met you in Pico Mundo while doing promotional runs for my radio show..A true TRANSPORTER of a message if I ever saw one..Adrian, I met you while in Britain covering Brexit...Adrian, how could I forget rolling with you at the Bicycle Casino in the High Players Lounge..Came in like the trumpets at the WALLS OF JERICHO..And finally Adrian, I met you at the station, working promos..A walking STROKE of genius..So many people from so many different classes have helped me achieve a dream..
(Alan starts walking around the table, slow, leisurely, towards Charles. Charles still looks quite shell shocked from seeing the many incarnations of his best friend in one room. He felt betrayed, slightly hurt, a little pissed, a little scared. But definitely interested.)
Alan Wayne: Charles, you are being let in on the biggest secret in our industry since Sarah Twilights Penis..
Mag Bast 1: I found that one out the hard way, believe me..Whoo..*shudder*
Alan Wayne: As I was saying..Charles, you've been a trusted associate in stage 2 of our C.O.P. project, so we voted to have you in on the plan...
You see, I have dominated the airwaves in my time as a Radio Host, influencing the thoughts and beliefs of Millions within the sound of my voice..But...That was getting kind of boring. Sure, the recent election cycle was great for tabloid purposes, but the constant misreporting of fake news and the overall ugliness of the current situation in the media..Soured my love for broadcasting..Sure I could go back to spinning records..But music these days is HORRIBLE..I wanted to do what I've always loved, and was inspired by Billy Corgan, a good friend of mine, to re-enter the Wrestling Business..I was once a World Champion, though not much of that remains now..Now, if you look at me, you can already tell I am not prime Grade A wrestling material..I have no build, no real muscle to speak of, but I tried. I trained hard at Santino Brothers who were a big part of this project but could not attend today..Well, I got hurt..Torn ACL while attempting a Bates Boot..Trust me, big man makes it look EASY..After that, I changed my thinking and came up with a character that personified everything I ever wanted to be..First was @@@, the rough and tumble assassin hell bent on revenge..The Magnificent Bastard! The epitome of cockiness! Then you have the Lone Wolf..and finally, the return to form..I have enjoyed watching these various men in my employ get trained, win titles, and enjoy success in my stead..But now that I have healed, I feel it is time to take a different approach..To explain the details of how we did it and where we go from here, the architect of this grand plan..Doctor Alfred Pinderschloss!
(The men, save Charles, all stand for the diminutive Doctor. He takes his place at the head of the table while Alan Wayne stands to the side)
DR. P: GOOD EEFNING FELLOW MEMBERS OF TEE CULT OF PERSONALITIES PROJECT!
A very special thank you to Mister Alan Wayne, for bankrolling this entire project..Without him, 4 men in this room would not have received exposure to the world for their athletic abilities nor gained the skills it takes to become a professional wrestler! The plan was hatched long ago when Alan Wayne, formerly known as The Annihilator Alan Soriano, reignited his interest in the vunderful verld of Vrestling! When he came to me for his veekly appointment, he was upset about his injury. So togever, we hatched an extraordinary plan! Alan vent around the verld, seeking the best available men to fulfill his dream of competing once again at the highest level! The men represent various different parts of Alan Wayne's personality, and today, we are proud to announce that one of these men, whose dedication, including changing their names Legally to Adrian Archer, will be permanently placed in the position of The Magnificent Bastard! The rest of the men whom are not chosen will receive a nice severance, and after signing their legal documents never to mention this again, will continue to work for the Make Your Mark Foundadtion, funded generously by Alan Wayne and represented by the man who has the honor of being the one only and true Magnificent Bastard!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 13:34:58 GMT -5
@@@: You know, being the first of this Cult of Personalities Project, I feel it is only right that I represent The People. Who better than me, a man who survived The King of the Death Match tournament, a man who shocked the world from his very first night here, the Original Adrian Archer, to bring this title to a rightful Peoples Champion! Let me take you back into history; It was me who first met with Kevin Bishop about joining the Brotherhood. In that time, I got to see Kevin Bishop for what he really is..A manipulator. He is the epitome of a cult leader..Charismatic, selfish, ego driven. His Brotherhood is not for his people, its to inflate his massive sense of Self worth. As for Udy and Stalker..well..They will get a lesson in what it truly means to feel the pain of loss. Wolf is gonna get boned, and Stalker will become the prey!
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jan 25, 2017 17:23:31 GMT -5
Right.....
Well with all of that over with, how about we get down to the real business... The PEOPLE'S Championship...
My People's Championship...
The record that I am barreling toward at toppling speeds...
The Plague has been crippled and thrown off guard this past month...
Will he be able to defend his title against 2 hungry up and comers... And 1 magnificent bastard who is looking for his stand out moment?
That's what the PEOPLE want to know... Nay, what they NEED to know...
Archer is busy trying to figure out which inner ass hole he's bringing to Rise Up and I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to be able to hold myself back from ripping each of their throats out, as if they're playing the role of Jason Slasher...
I have my personal shit and I'm not afraid for the world to see it, hell that's what a true leader does...
I did in fact notice what my woes have been doing to my brothers, so yes, Dion is leading The Brotherhod for now until I can get my personal life situated...
The way i see it, everyone deserves an opportunity to prove one's self, so this is Dion's time...
Now before you 3 start jumping for joy in hopes that my kind heartedness and my act of generosity may spill over to our match...
Ha, you may as well continue to walk down that boulevard of broken dreams, because its going to take every fiber of your being to rip my title away from me!
Teo left a pretty big shadow and i have worked hard to match up with it... I am on the cusp of passing it, so be brave... Be bold... But there isn't a damn thing you're going to do to stop me! You can only hope to contain me... Even then, i will continue to Rise Up.
For The People...
For The Brotherhood...
For THE PLAGUE...
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jan 25, 2017 17:26:59 GMT -5
Such words of Archer... He must be dealing with a serious splitting headache to over look the fact that it was me and my brothers who aided him back onto his feet...
Looking out for people is what i do... Its not a false tale I'm spinning...
You've been looking for a fight with me for a long time, Archer... And it's going to be my pleasure to humble you...
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Post by FPV on Jan 25, 2017 20:09:10 GMT -5
@frankthetank180
"I have no idea why this match is even taking place and I don't even care. Bish is gonna kill this."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 23:12:06 GMT -5
(With a voice like the trumpets that brought down the Walls of Jericho)
BEHOLD! The insolence of this foul guttersnipe Kevin Bishop! Even with a group of semi pro wrestlers under his thumb, he still has to try and prove what kind of man he is! Dion is leading the Brotherhood because you have proven to truly be a plague. What good have you brought these young charges? That street urchin FPV who is like the homeless rat on the sidewalk too proud to beg but too pathetic to leave alone..CJ Phoenix on a downward spiral needless to say, water meets it's own level, and congrats, you've made him a loser. Dion is an insecure mental patient, Kaine...ah Kaine...he's got more holes then a.minefield in his brain. Got the brains of JFK...in Dallas..after the grassy knoll. The rest are insignificant comic relief that make Bio walker look relevant! Congratulations Bishop. You call yourself the plague. Seems right. You got the Midas touch, only everything you touch turns to SHIT. You're a Plague to your breatheren, a Plague to the WCF..Oh and it is true what they say..Kharma is a bitch..I'd be too if I hadn't been laid right in a while..I may need to fix that..Perhaps Kharma needs to wor ship an an idol that can actually stand...Don't worry Bish..it happens to all guys..except me..All you got left is the People's title. How did you get that? You have the charisma of swiss cheese, the showmanship of bread...you are a real turkey! Damn I'm hungry..Time the people had a Bastard they could get behind! Oh one more thing on Kharma. They say behind every great man there's a woman..and behind that woman making her happy is The Magnificent Bastard. Sit in that for a while. Udy and Stalker..sounds like a bad band. Hells Simon and Garfunkel. Fuck those guys. A wolf and a creep. So I got a wolf a creep and a homeless looking rag tag false prophet in the ring..sounds like a Saturday night on skid row..and a Peoples Champion ship win for Adrian Archer..BEHOLD...THE BASTARD! BITCH!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 23:12:52 GMT -5
@frankthetank180 "I have no idea why this match is even taking place and I don't even care. Bish is gonna kill this." Here's a dollar..get some toiletries you Vermin.. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 23:14:17 GMT -5
Such words of Archer... He must be dealing with a serious splitting headache to over look the fact that it was me and my brothers who aided him back onto his feet... Looking out for people is what i do... Its not a false tale I'm spinning... You've been looking for a fight with me for a long time, Archer... And it's going to be my pleasure to humble you... TO QUOTE THE GREAT IRON SHEIK..." I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS..PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH..MAKE YOU HUMBLE" |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2017 23:21:50 GMT -5
Right..... Well with all of that over with, how about we get down to the real business... The PEOPLE'S Championship... My People's Championship... The record that I am barreling toward at toppling speeds... The Plague has been crippled and thrown off guard this past month... Will he be able to defend his title against 2 hungry up and comers... And 1 magnificent bastard who is looking for his stand out moment? That's what the PEOPLE want to know... Nay, what they NEED to know... Archer is busy trying to figure out which inner ass hole he's bringing to Rise Up and I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to be able to hold myself back from ripping each of their throats out, as if they're playing the role of Jason Slasher... I have my personal shit and I'm not afraid for the world to see it, hell that's what a true leader does... I did in fact notice what my woes have been doing to my brothers, so yes, Dion is leading The Brotherhod for now until I can get my personal life situated... The way i see it, everyone deserves an opportunity to prove one's self, so this is Dion's time... Now before you 3 start jumping for joy in hopes that my kind heartedness and my act of generosity may spill over to our match... Ha, you may as well continue to walk down that boulevard of broken dreams, because its going to take every fiber of your being to rip my title away from me! Teo left a pretty big shadow and i have worked hard to match up with it... I am on the cusp of passing it, so be brave... Be bold... But there isn't a damn thing you're going to do to stop me! You can only hope to contain me... Even then, i will continue to Rise Up. For The People... For The Brotherhood... For THE PLAGUE... Easy there cliche boy |
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jan 26, 2017 9:39:20 GMT -5
Cliché boy, huh? Well at least I stay true to myself... Which ass hole are you staying true to, today Archer?
Desperation is a color that you can't shake, Archer... You've been hungry since you came to WCF and you saw The Plague as the perfect Champion for you to attempt to get legitimized through... You played with the idea of Purging for me, but you failed at that, right? Then you joined those ass clowns of Zero Tolerance... You failed at that too. You tried to make everyone BEHOLD you for the bastard that you are and what happened when Pantheon bitch slapped you back down to obscurity? You come back with some multiple face, multiple attitude, multiple ass hole shenanigans, that you're hoping to gain some kind of fan following...
Do you choose to be so multiple sided because you're hoping that if you're not as transparent that you'll catch the attention of at least one fan in the crowd?
You're a walking joke of a joke, Archer... You're cool to share a brew with from time to time, but as a human being, you truly are a bastard.
You stick your nose up at my Brotherhood and you make short of them, but opinions are like elbows and ass holes... Everyone has one or two... IN your case, you have too many to count it seems.
Is it bad that my Brotherhood has just as many personalities as Adrian Archer does in one finger?
Actually I feel bad right now... I'm giving Archer all of this undeserving attention... We do in fact have two other up and comers that need my acknowledgement...
Udy... The Demon Wolf... You came to this company with a bit of mystique wrapped around you and you've chosen to stay the course no matter what has been thrown your way... You've taken your lumps and now you have an associate to walk along with you... You're smart, I'll give you credit where it is due... But creating a Demonic Wolf Pack isn't going to be enough to get you the gold that is around my waist... It's just not your time, kid...
Stalker... You believe staying in the shadows... Watching your prey from a distance is going to get you gold? Hide... Hide until it is all said and done... Look for your in and I'll be there to remind you why I AM THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION...
ONE Black Death...
Two Black Deaths...
Three Black Deaths...
The Plague will retain his People's Championship...
The Plague will continue his path to destroy Teddy Blaze's longest People's Title reign...
No one in this match has what it takes to stop me...
I'm looking forward to proving each of you curtain jerkers wrong... Especially the multiplicity man himself, Adrian Archer...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 13:14:04 GMT -5
Lone Wolf Archer Speaking..
Now, lets get down to brass tax. No matter which Archer shows up at the PPV, they are considered to be a substantial underdog to The Plague Kevin Bishop. This..is..FOLLY. Let us look at the facts. Kevin Bishops mind is not right. Add to that the BRILLIANCE of the Cult of Personalities final salvo..A true Wild Card scenario. Which one will it be? Nobody knows! It could be me, though I'd imagine my run in the Archer character was slightly more forgettable then the other runs of the same character. Add into that the fact that my very life was saved by The Brotherhood after losing a match to the emotional punching bag Damian Kaine, and I would imagine my time is done. But let me assure you; whichever Archer comes into the ring that night, he will be ready. He will be prepared to unleash Hell on the False Prophet. I also hear that Bishop plans to debut a "Super" finishing maneuver! Heh..the mere arrogance of this FOOL. Thinking he will even get that far. Thats not a Peoples Champion. Thats an arrogant blowhard who needs his teeth knocked down his gullet. And whichever one of the Cult of Personalities shows for the match, be assured they will be ready to provide Bishop with a reason to visit the dentist, and Im not talking cavities. Finally, we all know this title is a Bullshit title. It doesnt matter how much Any of us speaks..The tale will be told in the ring. Is it possible that a deserving champion may not exactly be the pick of the people? Quite possible. But its not about that. As your peoples champion, any one of us could represent better than Jim Jones Bastard Sister Kevin Bishop. You may have the title now, but just like the rest of your life, that too will go to complete shit. And Udy and Stalker..Just try to get in Archers way. See what happens.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 13:28:23 GMT -5
The most recent incarnation of The Magnificent Bastard would like to say a few words..It has been my great honor and privilage to compete with my fellow Brethren in the Cult of Personalities project. Our advantage in this match cannot be understated. But we also realize that this man is an amazing talent, a future Hall of Famer! Udy and Stalker are two up and coming stars..But FEAR NOT! When one of us gets the chance to slap the Beholder onto our prey, it will be lights out, and a NEW ERA for the new glorious Champion! Mark my Words WCF, We will make you great for once. TA!
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Post by Dionysus on Jan 26, 2017 13:32:38 GMT -5
@dangladiator
You know, Lilith also called the People's Title a bullshit title. Look at how that went for her.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 13:38:47 GMT -5
Ah Lilith..I've always wanted to tame that Bitch. R.I.P.
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jan 26, 2017 17:22:00 GMT -5
Fuck Archer, this looks to be a battle between just the two of us. These other boys are going to wind up like every other typical Seth Clusterfuck special participant and get lost in the shuffle of the dub.
So let me ask you this... All of the Archer collective... So the odds are indeed against you, you yourself have admitted to that fact... But heres the thing... If you believe that you have the edge because my issues with my wife are bothering me outside of the ring... Well son, you are sorely mistaken. Karma doesn't control my fate as much as you're hoping she does. That's fact and the fact that you're hanging all your hopes and dreams on me being not in this match mentally... Well, sorry to break it to you, but you've already lost this mental hunger games... Call the flag, too many players on the field.
Adrian Archer, bastard or not, can't beat The Plague let alone the common cold. Adrian Archer couldn't cut it in Zero Talent Zero Tolerance, how does he expect to carry the Peoples Title and represent the people? Hell, he already made the same mistake as Lilith and he called The People's title a worthless piece of shit...
Yeah thats certainly champion material right there...
So while you belittle The People's title, I'll continue to legatimize it for a title that is worth seeking... I'm on my way to Teddy's record and it's going to take more than the Adrian Archer fuck around gang to dethrone me...
Deal with it, @@@, you're not worthy of gold...
You're barely worth the time and effort Seth spent on signing 6 contracts in your Adrian Archer name...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 19:28:14 GMT -5
Alan Wayne here on behalf of the Cult of Personalities collective.
Since the 4 contestants are busy training to beat your ass, allow me to be the Sean Spicer on this tip.
First off, it DOES affect you. If it didn't you didn't care about that beautiful woman anyway which proves you are a total sham of a human. Karma is a lovely woman who has supported you through all of your insanity. And yet here you are, saying she doesn't sway your focus. If that is true you are indeed a psychopath or a liar or at the very least a shitty husband. Good ya m8.To quote you, some people's champion.
As for the Archers. You are just mad that the brilliance of this plan came to fruition right before Rise Up. Truth is you are scared of the unknown. Scared of losing the only thing you have LEFT. Scared of irrelevance because you are an egomaniac! At least the Bastard owns it. You fake it. To quote you, some People's Champion.
As for ZT. Archer wad always below them. It is a blessing they realized this before he sunk to their level. Not that he would but still. Now we have all the dirt we need to crumble their already fragile existence. You on the other hand couldn't beat anyone in Zero Tolerance and your vitrol in your recent comments confirms this. Petty..to quote you, some People's Champion.
Expect the unexpected Preacher Woe..Any questions?
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jan 26, 2017 22:33:16 GMT -5
Archer, you feel you're dropping truth bombs on me and you feel you know me, but you truly don't knos a damn thing about me.
My issues with Karma run a lot more deeper than you know and to be able to compartmentalize everything to keep my sanity doesn't make me a bad husband... I mean thats a lot coming from a dead beat dad like yourself, am i right?
So how about you look in your 360 mirror and get all those faces in there... Behold the ass hole before you... You seek relevance because you've never known in and i look to retain it because it truly is what drives me right now in this industry. Just as the average joe continues to go to work to provide his family and he looks for that pat on the back and that, dat a boy gesture.
I put on show stealer matches for the fans who pay their hard earned money... Those same people who pay their hard earned money to watch me shut up little bitches like yourself.
Your venomous words you spew are simply dripping off your chin and going nowhere fast. You are worthless and you haven't done shit in the WCF... The fact you got this match was because my brothers tipped the scales your way through some underhanded tactics. Tactics that were done to help ease my mind, but in turn made us look like we had egg on our faces. We don't need to stoop to your level to beat you Archer and im going to prove that fact time and time again...
Because i know this isn't going to be the last time that the bastard is going to come gunning for The Plague... Im going to beat you and the others, it is simply inevitable...
I'm not going to make your ass famous, so you might as well go back picking fights with those ass clowns in Zero Tolerance.
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Post by Joey Flash on Jan 27, 2017 3:39:31 GMT -5
@mrflash
vote for the demon wolf guys awoooooo
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Post by John Rabid on Jan 27, 2017 4:47:41 GMT -5
No Adam Young...
#disappointed
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