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Post by John Rabid on Nov 25, 2017 1:34:59 GMT -5
@theripper
Science fiction I have no time for.
Science fact, no matter how outlandish it may seem, cannot be ignored.
Simple logic, Sidney. A trait you do not possess.
Good. Day.
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 25, 2017 1:43:43 GMT -5
@theripper
Sidney J Warwick's new gimmick:
Flat Earth believer.
Next it will be that the Van Allen belt isn't comprised of charge partials.
Poor Sidney, I know what you're thinking. I can see inside that troglodyte mind of yours. What a sad little hovel it is.
Good. Day.
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Post by Brofessor Coach on Nov 25, 2017 4:28:09 GMT -5
Classic rookie no selling of supernatural gimmicks...you'll be a half alien serpent man with a secret half brother who was your biggest rival by the end of 2018. Unseasoned. Two things that annoy me: 1. The use of lingo that sounds like meaningless corporate jargon. 2. Professional wrestling personalities relying on lame, hollow catchphrases as opposed to engaging in communication of substance. Here, the lovely Brofessor has managed to simultaneously check both of those boxes with approximately the 3,213th time that he has invoked "seasoning" within the last year. He's starting to sound like another wrestling analyst out there who bends over backwards to work the phrase "vintage" into every discussion he can. I've got a tip for you, Coach. Instead of sucking up precious bandwidth that could be used by actual stars in this company, take your meaningless drivel offline and try to "drill down" on your "core competencies" so that you can "move the needle" in a productive direction for your career, which starts with finding a new, less obnoxious buzzword. What an unseasoned post. This gimmick appropriating character has officially gone off the deep end. The writers are so out of touch with what the fans want at this time it is as if creative is actively rallying against the paying customers. It is time for a change! |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Nov 25, 2017 11:51:22 GMT -5
Super into the "shit on the galactic prophecies" rant, Bowtie. Don't let the monster magnets Spacelord out of the spot you earned at the top of the ONE card. If other people deserved to win War, THEY WOULD'VE WON WAR. And don't mind Brofessor, he just gets salty if he's not the one doing the no-selling. Your rant did, however, contain trace amounts of misinformation: ...you will not deny and cannot deny that I have proven myself the better of virtually every top tier wrestler who has been in this company at same time that I have. Necurat? Beat him. Blue? Beat her. Singh? Beat him. Balfore? Beat him as well. Gravedigger? Well, whaddaya know, that's another notch in the win column for yours truly. The only person here who I have not conclusively proven my superiority to is you... Problem the first: referring to Necurat as top-tier. Come on now. Real problem concerning wrestlers that actually matter: you claim you've "conclusively proven" your superiority to everyone here but I've checked the pudding, and the proof is weak. You pinned me. During War. After I went through a brutal World Title match. If you want to stretch the verb "beat" to include that, I guess I understand. Inclusiveness is your thing and all. But let us not forget how quickly I stomped your skull in and pinned you to win Ultimate Showdown. a Realistically, I've beaten you in a match that was your only one in the evening, that only included eight men, and came down to you and I. In the most GENEROUS of senses, that puts us at 1-1. Your superiority to me is not proven. At this point, it's not even a hypothesis. Hold fast to that pinfall at War, Crazy J Warwick. You've got to get over somehow. Oh and by the way, as wacky as their outer space adventures and earthbound prophecies may or may not be...Wade Moor, Joey Flash, Dune nor Jared Holmes appear anywhere on the list of competitors you've bested. I know you're the one that likes to cosplay Adam Ruins Everything, so my apologies for poking holes in your falsely inflated ego. Next time I'll just link you to Snopes or something I guess. |
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Post by Wade Moor on Nov 25, 2017 12:46:58 GMT -5
Mortals caught in their petty squabbles pleases me to no end.
This one is also please help meeeeeeerrrreeeesd
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 25, 2017 13:26:10 GMT -5
@theripper Sidney J Warwick's new gimmick: Flat Earth believer. Next it will be that the Van Allen belt isn't comprised of charge partials. Poor Sidney, I know what you're thinking. I can see inside that troglodyte mind of yours. What a sad little hovel it is. Good. Day. The man who has allowed himself to become distracted from a real world challenge by primitive notions of gods and monsters that the educated world cast off centuries ago is throwing around the word "troglodyte." The irony. Enjoy the flickering images of the shadows projected on the wall of Plato's cave, Mr. Rabid. @theripper "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." Plato's cave contains truth, Mister Warwick. He has your number. |
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Post by 6ix God on Nov 28, 2017 12:29:03 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
Don’t worry Syd the Kyd : ) Whether you believe or not I irrelevant – I can still be your guardian angel. Especially against rambling #fakefriends who have Bro-Hoe dye jobs on their perm. Seriously Rabid wtf, did you let Rob Dyrdek go at you with a can of spray paint lmfao
Hi Joey : )
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2017 15:36:12 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
Don’t worry Syd the Kyd : ) Whether you believe in me or not doesn't matter, because I am irrelevant anyway.
P.S. I did not hit Thursday...I DID NOT! Oh Hai Joey : ) @theripper Fixed. |
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Post by 6ix God on Nov 29, 2017 13:14:38 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
Irrelevant enough to make you and Sethykins have a melt down on live television and start packing heAt lmao. I’d say it’ll be funny to watch you get your ass kicked by a swishy pretentious hipster, but considering your place as the #BeachKrew third wheel, that’s basically summarized your whole career.
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 29, 2017 14:29:41 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
Irrelevant enough to make you and Sethykins have a melt down on live television and start packing heAt lmao. I’d say it’ll be funny to watch you get your ass kicked by a swishy pretentious hipster, but considering your place as the #BeachKrew third wheel, that’s basically summarized your whole career. @theripper A "third wheel" whose title reigns dwarf yours on every concealable level. Remember Jared, you're the brat that couldn't beat a hobo clean. You're the pleb that cried a river of snot as Jimophy bleed over your ECCO Elaines. You're not all that. And you'll never will be. Your moment has expired, ratface. The world blinked and moved on. Enjoy obscurity. Good. Day. |
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