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Post by TMZ on Dec 6, 2016 7:34:50 GMT -5
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In a strange twist of events, Oblivion came out with an original idea for the first time ever in his terrible, easily forgettable career today when he said some questionable things about former multi-time champion, Liliths, gender.
We at TMZ, and of course even the world realize that Oblivion talks complete trash and so should never be taken seriously, ever, but we'd still like to congratulate Oblivion on having an original idea. It is not like the same exact thing has been said to multiple different female wrestlers all throughout the history of time.
Congratulations, Oblivion, we look forward to taking a nap during your match at ONE.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Dec 6, 2016 12:38:55 GMT -5
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In a strange twist of events, Oblivion came out with an original idea for the first time ever in his terrible, easily forgettable career today when he said some questionable things about former multi-time champion, Liliths, gender.
We at TMZ, and of course even the world realize that Oblivion talks complete trash and so should never be taken seriously, ever, but we'd still like to congratulate Oblivion on having an original idea. It is not like the same exact thing has been said to multiple different female wrestlers all throughout the history of time.
Congratulations, Oblivion, we look forward to taking a nap during your match at ONE.
TMZSports. @relentlessholmes Oh really? Really? Really TMZ? You wanna disrespect Oblivion for that? Really? Really you biased piece of shit? Guess what? Guess what TMZ? Guess what? Come on? Guess? YOU JUST MADE THE BLACKLIST! |
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Post by Kidd Krazzy on Dec 6, 2016 12:40:42 GMT -5
SO it becomes BET?
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Post by jasoncash on Dec 6, 2016 18:38:35 GMT -5
Damn...Bish's cult just keeps growing. Pretty soon they'll have enough talent to open a burger stand
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Post by Oblivion on Dec 6, 2016 18:40:13 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS....
Oblivion is seen in front of the TMZ building on what seems like on a coke binge, screaming at the building. The Monster is seen holding IT's massive nutsack with IT's right hand and spazzing out, while pissing on the building. Oblivion shoots a "double bird" towards the building. IT's trousers falling in the process. The Monster takes the opportunity, laughing IT's ass off, walking to the double doors and... TAKES A MASSIVE SHIT!!
Oblivion: FUCK YOU TMZ!!!
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Post by Kidd Krazzy on Dec 6, 2016 18:41:54 GMT -5
Damn...Bish's cult just keeps growing. Pretty soon they'll have enough talent to open a burger stand Its not a Cult MR. Cash Its a Brotherhood, its more like a fellowship in one ring. |
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Post by jasoncash on Dec 6, 2016 18:46:48 GMT -5
It's a fucking cult, kid. Led by hobo beard and puzzle Jesus.
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Post by jasoncash on Dec 6, 2016 18:47:52 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS.... Oblivion is seen in front of the TMZ building on what seems like on a coke binge, screaming at the building. The Monster is seen holding IT's massive nutsack with IT's right hand and spazzing out, while pissing on the building. Oblivion shoots a "double bird" towards the building. IT's trousers falling in the process. The Monster takes the opportunity, laughing IT's ass off, walking to the double doors and... TAKES A MASSIVE SHIT!! Oblivion: FUCK YOU TMZ!!! And still nobody gives a fuck |
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Post by Highway Patrolman Chip Wilder on Dec 6, 2016 18:49:14 GMT -5
Damn...Bish's cult just keeps growing. Pretty soon they'll have enough talent to open a burger stand Its not a Cult MR. Cash Its a Brotherhood, its more like a fellowship in one ring. @labataille Une camaraderie, tout entassé dans un anneau? Cela semble douloureux petit garçon nerd! Ha Ha! (Laughing intensifies) HA! HA! HA! (obligatory mime artist photo to finish)
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Post by TMZ on Dec 6, 2016 19:14:18 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS.... Oblivion is seen in front of the TMZ building on what seems like on a coke binge, screaming at the building. The Monster is seen holding IT's massive nutsack with IT's right hand and spazzing out, while pissing on the building. Oblivion shoots a "double bird" towards the building. IT's trousers falling in the process. The Monster takes the opportunity, laughing IT's ass off, walking to the double doors and... TAKES A MASSIVE SHIT!! Oblivion: FUCK YOU TMZ!!!
And here we see Mr Lister clearly displaying why no one will ever take him seriously in the ring or anywhere else for that matter.
"The Monster", Ladies and Gentlemen. Let's give him a round of applause for this brilliant, terrifying, performance.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Dec 6, 2016 19:25:55 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS.... Oblivion is seen in front of the TMZ building on what seems like on a coke binge, screaming at the building. The Monster is seen holding IT's massive nutsack with IT's right hand and spazzing out, while pissing on the building. Oblivion shoots a "double bird" towards the building. IT's trousers falling in the process. The Monster takes the opportunity, laughing IT's ass off, walking to the double doors and... TAKES A MASSIVE SHIT!! Oblivion: FUCK YOU TMZ!!!
Yeah nig, fuck TMZ. WorldStarSports.com supports Oblivion
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Post by Oblivion on Dec 6, 2016 20:32:17 GMT -5
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1. Don't give a flying monkey fuk who gives donkey shits on who says what to who!!
2. Jason Cash... You can crawl up Oblivion's ass choke on the biggest piece of shit you can find and chew on the biggest peanut, jackass!!
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Post by jasoncash on Dec 6, 2016 20:40:18 GMT -5
@oblivionisgod 1. Don't give a flying monkey fuk who gives donkey shits on who says what to who!! 2. Jason Cash... You can crawl up Oblivion's ass choke on the biggest piece of shit you can find and chew on the biggest peanut, jackass!! Nah..Id just make Obi look like a bitch. |
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Dec 6, 2016 21:16:56 GMT -5
@oblivionisgod 1. Don't give a flying monkey fuk who gives donkey shits on who says what to who!! 2. Jason Cash... You can crawl up Oblivion's ass choke on the biggest piece of shit you can find and chew on the biggest peanut, jackass!!  |
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Post by Oblivion on Dec 6, 2016 21:43:30 GMT -5
You don't deserve to call me Obi. Only IT's true blue friends call IT that!! Hell, in fact The Monster doesn't deserve to call you Cash, you piece of shit asshat!! Actually, by looking at you, telling the truth, instead of calling you Cash, you should be called Counterfeit!!
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Post by jasoncash on Dec 6, 2016 22:36:40 GMT -5
Nah..Id just make Obi look like a bitch. what so funny my little nigglet? |
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Post by jasoncash on Dec 6, 2016 22:37:54 GMT -5
You don't deserve to call me Obi. Only IT's true blue friends call IT that!! Hell, in fact The Monster doesn't deserve to call you Cash, you piece of shit asshat!! Actually, by looking at you, telling the truth, instead of calling you Cash, you should be called Counterfeit!! thats alright big guy...why dont you go scare some kids or murder some small animals..You know..that REAL scary shit you do that makes you look like a weak little bitch |
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Dec 6, 2016 23:44:00 GMT -5
what so funny my little nigglet? @relentlessholmes Your terrible skills at being a legit heel. Cheap heat doesn't work. |
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Post by Oblivion on Dec 7, 2016 9:33:36 GMT -5
That's funny... Jason Cash calling Oblivion a little bitch. Considering Jason Cash is nothing more than a "Midnight Cowboy". The first chance... THE FIRST FUCKING CHANCE OBLIVION GETS... The Cowboy gets your head stomped!! Not even Seth Lerch will save you!! The Monster will... WILL DO EVERYTHING IN IT's POWER TO SEE YOU GOT!! You will be IT's bitch, face down ass up, like everyone else!!!
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Post by TMZ on Dec 7, 2016 9:41:59 GMT -5
That's funny... Jason Cash calling Oblivion a little bitch. Considering Jason Cash is nothing more than a "Midnight Cowboy". The first chance... THE FIRST FUCKING CHANCE OBLIVION GETS... The Cowboy gets your head stomped!! Not even Seth Lerch will save you!! The Monster will... WILL DO EVERYTHING IN IT's POWER TO SEE YOU GOT!! You will be IT's bitch, face down ass up, like everyone else!!!
Mr Lister, I appreciate your enthusiasm here, truly I do, but please if you're going to respond to a TMZ article please for the love of god talk sense. I think we all know you've got as much chance at not being retarded as you do at beating Jason Cash in any way.
Thank you for your time and understanding,
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