Cap. Pantheon vs Teddy Blaze Official Internet Title Thread!

[Teo Blaze]

Nov 13, 2016 5:23:32 GMT -5 The CAPTAIN said:

Nov 9, 2016 2:40:36 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

We're going around in circles, so let me spell it out for ya.



Well, not really what I had in mind, but I love the enthusiasm.

We have to go 7 days of back and forths, and you are burning through meme generator like it's made of kerosene. Me? I'm drawing from right off the top, from the ole' brain-bank.

And Captain, there is no credit limit up there. I can keep on picking you apart like a surgeon who left his keys in a patient for months if I need to, and pictures or no pictures, my words are a scalpel.

Your words would have to digivolve twice to even be considered a butter knife.

Your words are like a playskool kitchen toy.

That's why you've got so many pictures.

As the one-legged man explained to the fool, "It's a crutch, stupid."

You keep on leaning, keep on trying to prop up that weak, dime-store salsa you call a shoot.

As for me? I'm going to keep laying down the flames.

#MemeThat

@captainpantheon

Oooooh, a challenge from #delNerdo! Hmmm, well let's give it our best shot to "#MemeThat" ...

@firestarter

You guys ever notice they always do what I ask them to?

It's cause I have them by the balls.

They know who the boss is.

[Teo Blaze]

Nov 13, 2016 5:27:55 GMT -5 The CAPTAIN said:

@captainpantheon

Well #delNerdo, this internet thing been lots of fun! I going to feel a little bad when Sing declare me winner of our match on Sunday, but that just the way it goes sometimes! My dream of being two belt champ not going to be denied, not by someone who say they not care about belts! #TitlesNeedLoveToo

@firestarter

You seem to be leaning on misquotes quite a bit there.

Should get a job at Fox News, Cap.

You want to address the elephant in the room?

I said Sunday I was sick of people talking about Championships.

You were going for a second championship last week.

Me? I went for the TV title too. To achieve a higher purpose.

See the crown?

You? You're going after them because you want them. 

You don't want frosted flakes you want coco puffs.



Yet suddenly when the moment comes you are all happy.

What happened to going after the TV title, Cap?

Keep doing what you've been doing.

Don't make me laugh.

You are a kid in a candy store who wants to have everything but can't even enjoy it once he gets it.

A spoiled brat of a competitor who tries to take shortcuts to win.

Like posting tons of images all at once.

Or bragging about having his tag partner as the referee.

Lol.

You sure are going to look silly if I win.

And pathetic if your partner cheats for you.

Well...More Pathetic.

If that's possible.

#ProbablyNot

[Teo Blaze]

Nov 13, 2016 5:12:59 GMT -5 The CAPTAIN said:

Nov 12, 2016 15:28:53 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

I said a couple days ago that Cap had blown his load, you know.

Fire everything at once.

I think his phone is broken though.

You know, cause I called it.

@captainpantheon

Oh silly Teddo, my load is still quite full! Captain have endurance for days! I haven't yet begun to peak! #HeheDirtyThings

#2PumpChump 

[Teo Blaze]

Nov 13, 2016 5:06:09 GMT -5 The CAPTAIN said:

@captainpantheon

Poor Teddo, asked to save a sinking ship all by himself when sharks all around him! #PantheonWinsAgain

@firestarter

I like the flames on that one.

Kind of mixing your metaphors though, since you talked about a ship.

I guess that's what happens when you pick stock images.

Lol.

Pantheon is full of Sharks alright.

Not cause they're frightening or anything.

It's because they fall apart on dry land.

#SoYouKnow #Everywhere

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter



#BestPartner

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

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@firestarter




#BestPartner

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter



#BestPartner

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

So then, let's review:

Captain Memegenerator thinks he's going to win because he's a tag champ and I'm not. Even though he lost the match to Stephen too.

#BestPartner

A Stephen who has promised, nay guaranteed! That he will not be an objective referee.

And to guarantee his victory, he has posted all his images on the first and the last day. Literally trying to steal the favor of the viewers.

Such underhanded tactics from a man with such an advantage- I wonder why...




No I dont. Anyone who has half a brain (so Captain especially) can tell that cap is in dire need of a set of yellow tights.

You know, for camouflage.

I kneed him so hard he cant smell anything-

But I can smell cowardice.

I can sense desperation.

I can tell when someone is trying to cheat me out of what's mine.

And I'm going to remind everyone on Slam just what happens when you try to steal from me.

Gemini knows. Psychopomp knows.

Captain knows.

Consider it a reminder.

You can thank me later.