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Post by Sarah Twilight on Oct 6, 2016 19:16:47 GMT -5
I .. don't actually own this ... uh ... person. But she wouldn't know the difference anyway. I just need someone to get the bitch away from me. Parting with her will be tough, but I'm sure I'll find a way to manage.
5'8" tall crazy eyed attractive brunette with huge boobs! (I believe they won an award or something.)
This fucking cunt thinks her stuffed animals talk to her! She loves Teddy bears and cookies ... seriously, she's a cheap date.
She is a Fatal Attraction stalker, and a fucking nutjob She is very affectionate and eccentric.
Bitch is delusional She has an active and fun imagination.
She'll probably rip your groin open with her bear claw hands I heard she gives handjobs on the first date!
HURRY this offer won't last! I expect the number of responses to be nobody overwhelming!
So Please, someone ... anyone take this bitch. Seriously, just take her so I don't have to team with her. I will accept any reasonable offer.
Fuck it ... she's free.
Please contact sarah.twilight@wcf.com for more details or call (555)867-5309
Somebody please respond!!!!! Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.
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Post by Gemini Battle on Oct 6, 2016 19:20:16 GMT -5
I called and someone named Jenny picked up
I don't want it though
I think oblivion might...
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 6, 2016 19:49:43 GMT -5
@firestarter
Does oblivion have any money?
I assumed we paid him from the jobber roster.
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Post by Corey Black on Oct 6, 2016 20:00:36 GMT -5
You had me at boobs.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Oct 6, 2016 20:24:19 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Donate the cunt to science to help in the fight against brain cancer.
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Post by 6ix Goddess on Oct 6, 2016 21:26:16 GMT -5
@sixgoddessshark
@sixgodshark : D
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Post by 6ix God on Oct 6, 2016 21:26:50 GMT -5
@sixgoddessshark
@sixgodshark : D @sixgodshark What did I say about strays |
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Oct 6, 2016 21:38:44 GMT -5
@sixgoddessshark
@sixgodshark : D @ TheOnlyOne SOLD! Also NO RETURNS! FINAL IS FINAL! |
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Post by Oblivion on Oct 6, 2016 22:26:09 GMT -5
@firestarter Does oblivion have any money? I assumed we paid him from the jobber roster. Da fuq, Teddy?! Yes, there was a girl named Jenny.... WAS, but we won't be mentioning that. Paid FROM the jobber roster?! Why did you assume Teddy?! |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 6, 2016 23:44:11 GMT -5
@firestarter Does oblivion have any money? I assumed we paid him from the jobber roster. Da fuq, Teddy?! Yes, there was a girl named Jenny.... WAS, but we won't be mentioning that. Paid FROM the jobber roster?! Why did you assume Teddy?! @firestarter I'm pretty sure that was a joke, but it's kind of hard to tell due to all the head trauma. Let me ask my penguin. |
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Post by Oath Breaker on Oct 7, 2016 3:09:40 GMT -5
(555)867-5309 *text* Why don't you just drop her at an animal shelter? I'm sure with all the animals that need adopted, she would take enough not to have time for you anymore.
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Post by 6ix God on Oct 7, 2016 9:27:14 GMT -5
@sixgoddessshark
@sixgodshark : D @ TheOnlyOne SOLD! Also NO RETURNS! FINAL IS FINAL! @sixgodshark WE DON'T TAKE IN STRAYS DUMP HER ON SOMEONE ELSE |
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Post by 6ix Goddess on Oct 7, 2016 9:58:49 GMT -5
@ TheOnlyOne SOLD! Also NO RETURNS! FINAL IS FINAL!
: D!!!!!!@sixgodshark WE DON'T TAKE IN STRAYS DUMP HER ON SOMEONE ELSE
D: but wudda bout the charity |
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Post by 6ix God on Oct 7, 2016 10:00:36 GMT -5
@sixgodshark WE DON'T TAKE IN STRAYS DUMP HER ON SOMEONE ELSE
D: but wudda bout the charity@sixgodshark We aren't the charity - we can shove her into the Fausse Shelter. If you want a pet, I'll buy you a Bichon or something. |
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Post by 6ix Goddess on Oct 7, 2016 10:01:37 GMT -5
@sixgoddessshark
D: but wudda bout the charity @sixgodshark We aren't the charity - we can shove her into the Fausse Shelter. If you want a pet, I'll buy you a Bichon or something.
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Oct 7, 2016 19:29:22 GMT -5
@ TheOnlyOne SOLD! Also NO RETURNS! FINAL IS FINAL! @sixgodshark WE DON'T TAKE IN STRAYS DUMP HER ON SOMEONE ELSE @ TheOnlyOne Really? The ONE time I ask someone for something and you can't just help a girl out? Fine ... I will ... oh wait a minute .... nvmd ... @ TheOnlyOne SOLD! NO RETURNS! FINAL IS FINAL! |
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Oct 7, 2016 19:40:47 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes And what if she tries to team with you still?
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Post by Sarah Twilight on Oct 7, 2016 19:51:39 GMT -5
@TheOnlyOne
I don't have much of a choice this week. It's already been set.
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!!! Is she still for sales though? Cos if so Imma soooooo take her 
you wons me over ats teddy bear loving 
just saw'ds that emo girl Sharky wons her 
