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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2016 1:05:21 GMT -5
(The following was recorded on Facebook Live by The Magnificent Bastard Adrian Archer on his official Facebook Page at 10:35 pm Pacific Standard Time..The recording opens up on Adrians face, though he appears to be on a patio of some sort, well lit with a glimmering swimming pool behind him, and various buildings of the Los Angeles Skyline, foremost, the TransAmerica Building, in the background..Adrian looks happy and pleased, a black collared shirt can be seen but mostly it's Adrian and his trademark Fedora with a large Cuban Cigar in his mouth..before he speaks he exhales a thick cloud of smoke..)
Adrian: WHAT IS UP WCF NATION! Damn I look good..Shit..And you know what? I feel as good as I look! What's up there honey..how ya doin..thanks for the Love! Hit that love button! Smash that Shit!
(Adrian takes a few more puffs from the cigar..the tip crackles and glows in the cool evening breeze..the smoke hitches a ride on the easterly wind coming in from the ocean..Adrian places the cigar off camera and begins to move the camera around showing this rooftop patio, clearly an A Lister spot usually jumping with activity, that he had all to himself this Monday evening..)
Adrian: Check out the new pad guys..Yep my days as a desert dweller are over ladies and gentlemen..Got this new top floor spot just down the way from our lovely boss..and way out that way..I hear a certain young lady with an affinity for cookies and bears likes to stay...yep..it's good..to be Magnificent!
(Adrian turns the camera back on himself)
Adrian: I'll be letting you all know more about the Magnificent details in my next epic promo! And speaking of which...Don't know if you fans have heard..but the Slam card came out and guess who is on it? Yep..you guessed it! None other than yours truly..FINALLY getting the one on one Treatment where I don't have to be depending on dead weight to get me through a match..yes indeed, the lightest dead weight in the business, believe me, I know, I carried his ass for far too long, Coors Light himself..Damian Kaine..Oh how sweet it is..I'm gonna throw his cherry ass around like Raggedy Ann, believe me! Now, Facebook Nation, I gotta tell you..I'm gonna be meeting with some doctors tomorrow..Don't worry, nothing is wrong..I just gotta..you know..get some things done..nonetheless, expect Magnificence Regardless! And you know..some crazy shit been going on behind the scenes here and I just gotta say something...Fuck the Trolls..Fuck the pretenders...And fuck the hasbeen Panty waste Ass Clowns who think for one single minute they got any weight to throw around here..You left...A new generation had Climbed to the top..you missed the train..Big Train..what a joke..And the rest of you non roster Fuck Jobs..Keyboard warriors..keep playing with your mouse and pounding your keys because you ain't got what it takes to hang with the New DUB BITCH! Haha! Got some love in that one..Allright folks just wanted to say hello..Looking forward to TakING down Coors Light at the next Slam Card..Thanks for tuning in...BEHOLD THE BASTARD!
(End transmission on the cocky smiling face of the one and only Magnificent Bastard Adrian Archer!)
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Post by Salem Shepard on Aug 30, 2016 19:38:06 GMT -5
Oh how sweet!!! You copied me!!!! Well, except your production isn't nearly as funny or well done as mine was...
How bout this. It appears that next week, I assume, Cash and I will fight for the rights to be #1 for the tag belts. After that, how bout you get your wish? You get your ass kicked by yours truly, one on one. And since you have soooooooo much spare time on your hands to play on social media; how bout the loser has to stay off social media for a week.
You down?
....Or you gonna run like a little bitch again?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2016 21:35:54 GMT -5
Oh how sweet!!! You copied me!!!! Well, except your production isn't nearly as funny or well done as mine was... How bout this. It appears that next week, I assume, Cash and I will fight for the rights to be #1 for the tag belts. After that, how bout you get your wish? You get your ass kicked by yours truly, one on one. And since you have soooooooo much spare time on your hands to play on social media; how bout the loser has to stay off social media for a week. You down? ....Or you gonna run like a little bitch again? Let me dispose of Kaine first..then..I'll be happy to knock you off the internet. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 2:11:31 GMT -5
*THE FOLLOWING WAS RECORDED AT 9:42 PACIFIC STANDARD TIME ON THE ADRIAN ARCHER OFFICIAL FACEBOOK PAGE*
(The live feed begins..Adrian Archer is enjoying an evening in his new, lavish apartment..He is adjusting the camera on his laptop, working to get the perfect angle, when his phone rings..)
*glorious...I WON'T GIVE IN I WON'T*
AA: Talk to me....Oh yeah? What did the little fucker do now....Okay, okay...I'll check it out...
(Forgetting he is on Facebook Live, Adrian walks to his couch and flips on the TV..He goes to WCF On Demand, enters in the secret wrestlers Passcode..What he sees is basically less of a promo and more of a snuff film...Sickening images...Frightening things happening to a poor girl....Adrian is seen reacting...I mean, he is The Magnificent Bastard...But he's human...He may be a psychopath...But only the worst watch this kind of thing with any enjoyment...The video is grainy..But Adrian knows his own daughter...And thats NOT his Daughter...IT can't be..Or is it?...His daughter is 6'1" with a blue belt in Karate...He made sure she got that shit before high school...But what if...That damn grainy video....Still, the small bit of humanity left in Adrian moves him to turn off the TV and make a phone call...He puts the cell phone on speaker and turns on a small hidden recorder under his coffee table...Just in case....A female voice, slightly elderly, but chipper, answers...)
Voice: Hello?
AA: Lynn hey its Adrian...
Lynn: Well hello there young man! Didn't expect to hear..
AA: Wheres Penny?
Lynn: She just got home...is everything allright?
(Adrian breathes a sigh of relief...)
AA: May I speak with her?
Lynn: This is'int about our good for nothing daughter is it?
AA: No...Just let me talk to her please...
(Lynn hands the phone over..a sweet young voice is heard...)
Penny: DAD?
AA: Hey sunshine! Just wanted to see what you did tonight is all...
Penny: Oh..Julia and I went bowling..haven't seen her since you got Ma and Pops the new place..I am kinda worried though...Julia hasn't answered my texts..we switched wallets by mistake....And I wanted to give it back to her..Its like, a long ways..And...Some guy..Some creepy little troll guy was like, following us around..He looked homeless or something and before I left he was talking to Julia...It was really weird...
(The Magnificent Bastard cannot help but chuckle a bit despite the dire circumstances...The little prick did his homework..But got the last question wrong...)
AA: Yeah...well I gotta go..Give Darcy a squeeze for me...
Penny: Will do..Love you dad!
AA: Love you baby....
(Adrian hangs up the phone...the angry, evil side of the Bastard was about to go on Facebook Live...Ohhh shit..)
AA:(In his low, demonic hiss) Mr. Kaine...Well done...You've proceeded to commit a felony...prove yourself to be bat shit crazy...And you DIDN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT GIRL!!!!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!
I'll admit...you got close...TOO CLOSE...I'll make some phone calls to make sure that doesn't happen again..
You see, you were so blinded by your rage that you recorded a promo of you assaulting a poor girl, and setting a place on FIRE...Now, if that wasn't real, and this is ALL a crazy FUCKING coincidence..Then you my friend, just made a snuff film..Good for you...You had me there for a minute you PSYCHOTIC MIDGET! But I'm gonna pretend its real because, you see, Julia was my girls next door neighbor...Before I moved the family out of that damned Orange County TRACT HOUSING WHERE EVERYTHING LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME...And into a house on a hill...With gates...And security....
Damian Kaine, you just upped the Ante, didn't you??Trying to break down the good OL 4TH WALL! WELL GUESS WHAT??? YOU'RE STILL SHIT. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! IN FACT ALL YOU DID WAS GIVE ME AND EXCUSE TO BEAT YOU EVEN HARDER AT SLAM! GOOD JOB SLAPNUTS!
Mr. Kaine, you are not very bright...I, on the other hand, am FUCKING MAGNIFICENT! BRING ALL YOU GOT YOU GLORIFIED SHOE SHINE BOY! I'LL MAKE DAMN SURE YOU CAN SEE YOUR FACE IN MY BOOTS...OVER..AND OVER..AGAIN!
Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm going to make some phone calls..Don't worry, none to the authorities...I want to dole out my own brand of JUSTICE!
(The laptop slams...)
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Post by Lilith on Sept 1, 2016 2:39:01 GMT -5
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If this doesn't make them shut down Bookface I don't knows what will cos this right here was super super bad! Like... SUPER BAD!!! But then you already knew how much you SUCKED didn't you... JERK FACE?!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 3:01:35 GMT -5
@ LilithsPurpleCrayons If this doesn't make them shut down Bookface I don't knows what will cos this right here was super super bad! Like... SUPER BAD!!! But then you already knew how much you SUCKED didn't you... JERK FACE?!!! I'm more interested in how much YOU suck...Jerkface. |
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Post by Lilith on Sept 1, 2016 7:20:51 GMT -5
@ LilithsPurpleCrayons If this doesn't make them shut down Bookface I don't knows what will cos this right here was super super bad! Like... SUPER BAD!!! But then you already knew how much you SUCKED didn't you... JERK FACE?!!! I'm more interested in how much YOU suck...Jerkface. @ LilithsPurpleCrayons I don't and never have sucked, Jerk Face! You know why? Hmmmmmm?! Do you?! I'll tells you why! It's cos I am SUPER AWESOME at everything I do  don't be a jelly monster! |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 8:33:00 GMT -5
I'm more interested in how much YOU suck...Jerkface. @ LilithsPurpleCrayons I don't and never have sucked, Jerk Face! You know why? Hmmmmmm?! Do you?! I'll tells you why! It's cos I am SUPER AWESOME at everything I do don't be a jelly monster! I will bet you're lying |
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Sept 1, 2016 11:14:12 GMT -5
Now now, Adrian. Did I ever say it was Penny? All I said was I went to visit her. I never said I took her. However, i DID take your daughter. Hey, A! Remember that night you told me about? About half an year before Penny was born. A Tennessee Protistute? Yeah, I know you do. But what you probably don't remember is the phone calls that she sent you. YOU FUCKING KNOCKED HER UP. Yeah I went to visit her. She has.. sorry. She HAD a junky teenage daughter. And Adrian, I knew she was yours the moment I saw her. She looked exactly like Penny. She had your hair colour, your eyes. She hated herself. But she hated one person more. Her own absentee father. You left her to be raised by a whore.
So, no, Adrian, I didn't grab the "wrong girl."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 11:43:17 GMT -5
Now now, Adrian. Did I ever say it was Penny? All I said was I went to visit her. I never said I took her. However, i DID take your daughter. Hey, A! Remember that night you told me about? About half an year before Penny was born. A Tennessee Protistute? Yeah, I know you do. But what you probably don't remember is the phone calls that she sent you. YOU FUCKING KNOCKED HER UP. Yeah I went to visit her. She has.. sorry. She HAD a junky teenage daughter. And Adrian, I knew she was yours the moment I saw her. She looked exactly like Penny. She had your hair colour, your eyes. She hated herself. But she hated one person more. Her own absentee father. You left her to be raised by a whore. So, no, Adrian, I didn't grab the "wrong girl." ON ADRIAN ARCHERS OFFICIAL FB PAGE: See the quote above this Bozo posted on the comments section of the last video? Keep grasping at straws, Mr. Kaine...your desperation soaks through like a cheap paper towel..You had me going for a second, The Bastard will admit that..however now I see the sick lengths you will go to to get my attention..just the sad little puppy dog that yearns and whimpers for his masters attention..don't worry mr. Kaine..you have my attention..and at Slam..I'm gonna put you down puppy dog..yes..that's a good boy...I can't wait to see what you've got next! Come on boy..entertain me until I pound you into meal on Slam..I've got my popcorn..Dance bitch. |
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Sept 1, 2016 11:52:56 GMT -5
reasons like this are why my grandchildren have NEVER been around when a WCF camera is around
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Post by TheButcher on Sept 1, 2016 19:15:07 GMT -5
I spy with my demented eye...someone I can hack up to pieces.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 21:08:46 GMT -5
I spy with my demented eye...someone I can hack up to pieces. To quote all of WCF.."LOL" |
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Post by TheButcher on Sept 1, 2016 21:29:07 GMT -5
I spy with my demented eye...someone I can hack up to pieces. To quote all of WCF.."LOL" No clue what fuck that is in reference to, but no wonder why you're the laughingstock of WCF. You're so retarded that no even hates you as a 'heel' which you claim to be, but rather is just annoyed by you. We don't even for sorry for your mental incapacity, and thus why you will stay under the radar in WCF. So, not sure WHO you are quoting, but it's probably one of your usual 'nails-on-a-chalkboard bastardisms.' You don't even deserve that monicker. It should be 'bitch.' Hell, Johnny Woah is even tougher than you... I'd butcher you now, but I don't carry around a butter knife to cut up anything soft like you. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2016 21:30:33 GMT -5
To quote all of WCF.."LOL" No clue what fuck that is in reference to, but no wonder why you're the laughingstock of WCF. You're so retarded that no even hates you as a 'heel' which you claim to be, but rather is just annoyed by you. We don't even for sorry for your mental incapacity, and thus why you will stay under the radar in WCF. So, not sure WHO you are quoting, but it's probably one of your usual 'nails-on-a-chalkboard bastardisms.' You don't even deserve that monicker. It should be 'bitch.' Hell, Johnny Woah is even tougher than you... I'd butcher you now, but I don't carry around a butter knife to cut up anything soft like you. I reiterate...L...O.....L |
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Post by TheButcher on Sept 1, 2016 22:08:44 GMT -5
I don't have to reiterate my point at least. It's a given.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 16:26:51 GMT -5
I don't have to reiterate my point at least. It's a given. Just lIke LOL. Tell you what. I challenge you to a match. One on one. Steel cage. Someone needs to shut you up. |
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Post by TheButcher on Sept 2, 2016 17:51:13 GMT -5
I don't have to reiterate my point at least. It's a given. Just lIke LOL. Tell you what. I challenge you to a match. One on one. Steel cage. Someone needs to shut you up. I have other plans, and already signed a contract.. That doesn't include you. Maybe another time. |
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Post by tai4165 on Sept 3, 2016 1:04:15 GMT -5
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Let's get #SUCKIT trending you guys~
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 3:03:33 GMT -5
@truearmstrong Let's get #SUCKIT trending you guys~ So..I come back from round 3 with a 10..I mean a woman that could turn the Baron straight! I check my phone while she recovers from a Magnificent Pounding and this..THIS..pathetic attempt to rally the WCF Universe and get attention. Listen armstrong, I'm sure your love life earned you that name. Go back to being irrelevant and know your place please. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have this Magnificent piece of grade a ass make your little hash tag come to life! |
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