I AM THE ALPHA CHAMPION!

[TheButcher]

@thebaronmassaker

First off, Blaze.. We were going to sign a contract where I challenged you for the Internet Title...Well, after thinking about it, and realizing that title is a fucking joke of an aluminum plated belt... You can shove the contract up your ass!

I deliberated on what is MINE, AND that will be the VACANT Alpha Title!! Let's read the highlights of this past Slam:

And I quote a segment verbatim from Seth, "... Turn in that Alpha Championship right here, right now..."

And, Alpine's response to Seth's choice..

'Alpine stares at the belt and seems to be lost in dreamland. However, he soon snaps out of it and hands the belt to Seth.'

So, Ladies & Gentleman, and children of all ages...I am the next Alpha Champion. I will obliterate ANYONE that tries to get in my way of OWNING that title and that belt!

I am your Master, I am your Savior, I am the fucking Führer, but..since I'm not a Nazi, you can just call me the Alpha Vorsitzender of the WCF Galaxy!

The Revolution is here and now..I am initiating the immediate extermination of ALL miscreants and derelicts...And, anyone who thinks they have any balls to stand in my way....I will snap your neck or ram my size 11 Steel-toe Combat Boot down on your fucking windpipe!

The Age of the Massaker is upon us, and I am THE Alpha Dampfwalze...running over every single person! Blood will be spilled, and I will take my rightful place as THE Champion!

[Oath Breaker]

Fine. I challenge you for the Alpha Championshi.. Oooh, cookie.

[TheButcher]

Aug 10, 2016 2:42:42 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

Fine. I challenge you for the Alpha Championshi.. Oooh, cookie.

You're not a challenge. And, I didn't ask for a challenge..because It's MY right to have that belt. So, go back to your tee-pee, Injun..

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Once upon a time, Addy, I wons myself the Internet Title after beating the stuffing right out of Badger Bear and you knows what I did with it? I threw it straight into the trash where it belongs I'm glad you finally seeing sense on this I mean really WHO would be proud and happiful to hold a title that zombie freak has held?! Like ewwwwwwww!!!!

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Aug 10, 2016 6:09:36 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

Aug 10, 2016 2:42:42 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

Fine. I challenge you for the Alpha Championshi.. Oooh, cookie.

You're not a challenge. And, I didn't ask for a challenge..because It's MY right to have that belt. So, go back to your tee-pee, Injun..

Being 2 percent Potawatomi, I demand an apology Kraut Dog..

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Aug 10, 2016 6:09:36 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

Aug 10, 2016 2:42:42 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

Fine. I challenge you for the Alpha Championshi.. Oooh, cookie.

You're not a challenge. And, I didn't ask for a challenge..because It's MY right to have that belt. So, go back to your tee-pee, Injun..

[b

Sorry, you aren't qualified for the Alpha Championship..you and Johnny Rubbers will fight for the Beta title, to see who is the bigger Bitch..Tough call..

[TheButcher]

Aug 10, 2016 7:15:59 GMT -5 @aaa said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:09:36 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

You're not a challenge. And, I didn't ask for a challenge..because It's MY right to have that belt. So, go back to your tee-pee, Injun..

Being 2 percent Potawatomi, I demand an apology Kraut Dog..

So, does that mean 2% chance of rain when you dance? And, what's this word 'apology' mean? I am not familiar...

[TheButcher]

Aug 10, 2016 7:18:55 GMT -5 @aaa said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:09:36 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

You're not a challenge. And, I didn't ask for a challenge..because It's MY right to have that belt. So, go back to your tee-pee, Injun..

[b

Sorry, you aren't qualified for the Alpha Championship..you and Johnny Rubbers will fight for the Beta title, to see who is the bigger Bitch..Tough call..

Kind hard to 'qualify,' when I AM the fuckin' Champ...So, going back to the 2% comment.. That's the percentage of you even having a ticket to watch me hoist the belt above my head as the Champ!

[Oath Breaker]

Me thinks 'The Bacon Maker' needs a concussion to remember his place.

[TheButcher]

Aug 10, 2016 9:35:12 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

Me thinks 'The Bacon Maker' needs a concussion to remember his place.

As soon as you explain who 'The Bacon Maker' is.. Then, I will let this go. But, I am almost sure that's what an employee at Wendy's are called..

[George!]

@nerdsmasher

Alpha NERD

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:35:12 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

Me thinks 'The Bacon Maker' needs a concussion to remember his place.

Simmer down tonto.

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

[TheButcher]

Are those homemade.......

[Oath Breaker]

Aug 10, 2016 11:20:48 GMT -5 George! said:

@nerdsmasher

Alpha NERD

You're doing it wrong, let me show you how it's done.

NERDS!

Need another example?

[TheButcher]

Oops, wrong picture of a weird looking Indian...

[George!]

Aug 10, 2016 13:24:43 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

Aug 10, 2016 11:20:48 GMT -5 George! said:

@nerdsmasher

Alpha NERD

You're doing it wrong, let me show you how it's done.

NERDS!

Need another example?

@nerdsmasher

I don't do anything wrong, NERD

[Oath Breaker]

Aug 10, 2016 15:57:23 GMT -5 George! said:

Aug 10, 2016 13:24:43 GMT -5 Oath Breaker said:

You're doing it wrong, let me show you how it's done.

NERDS!

Need another example?

@nerdsmasher

I don't do anything wrong, NERD

Shut up. Nerd.

[TheButcher]

So, no challengers? Of course not!

So, the Alpha Belt IS mine....possession is 9/10 of the law....and, the last 1/10 is ME just being the Grand Führer of the Massaker Master Race...not race, not religion, not beliefs, etc.

It's the Race of the Macabre.. The ones that want and thrive on ME ending careers, and breaking necks. I am not Daniel Day Lewis, but 'There Will Be Blood!' You won't need bread crumbs to find me... Oh, no! Your just follow the Crimson Brick Road!!

Me, and my Klinge!!! And, soon...the fucking Alpha Title Belt!

Book the match, Seth!! And, Book it for Revenge!!!!

Do...It...Fucking...Now!!!

As I will get my Revenge on these twat waffles!!!!

[Oath Breaker]

`My belt. Now get in line behind me.