Vic's manhood WILL end up in a vice
Jul 16, 2016 16:32:30 GMT -5
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Post by Oblivion on Jul 16, 2016 16:32:30 GMT -5
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!!!
~°_.*Within complete darkness, of the locker room, Oblivion slams left and right fists against a locker obliterating the locker door. Oblivion roars out, almost as if dozen demons screeching out.*._°~
Oblivion: MOTHERF*CKER!!! GOD DAMN IT JAKOB!!
Jakob Lister: WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO?!
Oblivion: You tapped the f*ck out!! You cost me the world title. You God damn pussy!!
~°_.*Oblivion looks into a mirror and screams with a horrible, horrific, loud scream...*._°~
Oblivion: F*CKING PUSSY!!
~°_.*Oblivion pulls back IT's right massively right arm and swings the arm towards the mirror...*._°~
Jakob Lister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
~°_.*Glass shatters, with the dark scowling face of Oblivion on each shard of glass, as Oblivion talks.*._°~
Oblivion: I blame you, not I for this loss. This abomination, atrocity!! This fraud!! You, Jakob Lister, your body betrayed me!! This partnership is... OVER!!!
Jakob Lister: How?! How?! Your a disorder. A clinical disorder. A split personality. You cannot survive without me.
Oblivion: YOu cannot survive without ME!! Inside that facility, without me, that first night those four guys would of made your ass into swiss cheese.
Jakob Lister: I did my fair share of killing.
Oblivion: Who?! Pfff¡ Cmon Jakob!! You were more rapey than anything else. You liked them to struggle.
Jakob Lister: But, I sure did teach that bitch Stephanie huh?!
Oblivion: Enough with Stephanie already!! How many times do I have to hear about that ONE bitch you killed. IT has SLAUGHTERED many.
Jakob Lister: HA!! That's funny dude!!
Oblivion: You like that?! SLAUGHTERED figured you get a kick out of that. Wonder if anyone else will catch that?!
Jakob Lister: Don't Know? Rider maybe. Seth is still after Oblivion.
Oblivion: SHIT JAKOB!! YOU LEFT THE FOURTH WALL OPEN. But you and I are... FINISHED!!!
Jakob Lister: How in the Hell are you going to accomplish that feet. You're inside MY head.
~°_.*Oblivion pulls out a large duffle bag.*._°~
Jakob Lister: Are you even concerned about next?
~°_.*As the voice of Jakob Lister was heard, the image on the shards of glass was Oblivion speaking. Jakob talking doesn't keep Oblivion from going through the duffle bag, finding a smaller bag.*._°~
Jakob Lister: What's that?
~°_.*Oblivion hears Jakob but smiles an eerie, wicked grin before opening the smaller bag, pulling out a clear bag. Jakob let's out a disappointing yelp*._°~
Jakob Lister: NOOOooooooo...
~°_.*Oblivion pours out some white powder, separating some. Already having a rolled up dollar bill in hand. Jakob screaming out desperate pleas for Oblivion to not indulge. Oblivion ignores Jakob, as IT throws away the dollar bill and lunges forward, face first into the lines of cocaine.
Oblivion rolls his face around before picking it back up. Rubbing IT's teeth, as Oblivion roars out, pounding IT's chest.*._°~
Oblivion: Jakob Lister sabotaged me! But, the one who truly screwed me over was Seth. Yea, IT's bringing you up again. You think you can give me PHONY ASS FAKE Title match, knowing.... KNOWING that you weren't really granting Oblivion a true title match. BULLSHIT!!!
You've been ducking and dodging Oblivion. You thought Oblivion beating Logan would be enough... WRONG!! IT wants to spill your blood not necessarily for the sake of WCF, but to prove how much of a low down dirty scum bag you really are. You think you have gotten rid of me, you're sadly mistaken. Every time you hear a sound you don't recognize, that WILL be Oblivion.
Every time you think you see something in a dark shadow, it WILL be Oblivion. Check your closets Seth. Anywhere you don't think IT will be, Oblivion will be. That hot breath on the back of your neck, will be Oblivion. You think that oblivion is a big fat joke, but I would strangling your throat with my left hand while slapping you with my right hand.
Until you get in the ring with me, coward, IT will stalk you, follow you. You will not know where IT will be. NEVER KNOW. Now, Vic Viceroy. Another one who wants to play the game of who wants to wait last to speak last. This makes me think you are not who you say you are. You sir are a big man. You sir are a big fat phoney. Then, you must have three midgets inside of you.
The Lollipop Guild devised this plan to create this man and call him "Vic Viceroy". They get a call from Seth Lerch and he offers them a 64 ounce bag of Hershey kisses and a block of Philadelphia cream cheese. All they have to do is pretend to write transcript and make sure they post their transcripts after a certain individual. Wonder who that could be, hmm?!
Now, knowing who you are. Do you know who Oblivion is?! Do you truly know?! DO YOU?! How are you gonna handle Oblivion ripping open your guts up. As you watch yours truly slowly eating your entrails. How do you think IT's gonna approach you in the match?
Are you equipped to handle a beast... ouuu a Monster like Oblivion inside the squared circle? Ask you that question because reality is going to bite you on the ass. Why, because Oblivion will be the one to be biting your ass!!
Vic Viceroy, life as you know it is about to change. Seth Lerch ruined your life. You can thank him for it. IT's rage.. HIS FAULT!!! IT will take out all IT's rage on you. Vic, on Slam when everything is all said and done the very last thing that will be said to you will be... YOU CAN CHOKE ON THAT!!! I will see you at Slam Viceroy!!
~°_.*Within complete darkness, of the locker room, Oblivion slams left and right fists against a locker obliterating the locker door. Oblivion roars out, almost as if dozen demons screeching out.*._°~
Oblivion: MOTHERF*CKER!!! GOD DAMN IT JAKOB!!
Jakob Lister: WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO?!
Oblivion: You tapped the f*ck out!! You cost me the world title. You God damn pussy!!
~°_.*Oblivion looks into a mirror and screams with a horrible, horrific, loud scream...*._°~
Oblivion: F*CKING PUSSY!!
~°_.*Oblivion pulls back IT's right massively right arm and swings the arm towards the mirror...*._°~
Jakob Lister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
~°_.*Glass shatters, with the dark scowling face of Oblivion on each shard of glass, as Oblivion talks.*._°~
Oblivion: I blame you, not I for this loss. This abomination, atrocity!! This fraud!! You, Jakob Lister, your body betrayed me!! This partnership is... OVER!!!
Jakob Lister: How?! How?! Your a disorder. A clinical disorder. A split personality. You cannot survive without me.
Oblivion: YOu cannot survive without ME!! Inside that facility, without me, that first night those four guys would of made your ass into swiss cheese.
Jakob Lister: I did my fair share of killing.
Oblivion: Who?! Pfff¡ Cmon Jakob!! You were more rapey than anything else. You liked them to struggle.
Jakob Lister: But, I sure did teach that bitch Stephanie huh?!
Oblivion: Enough with Stephanie already!! How many times do I have to hear about that ONE bitch you killed. IT has SLAUGHTERED many.
Jakob Lister: HA!! That's funny dude!!
Oblivion: You like that?! SLAUGHTERED figured you get a kick out of that. Wonder if anyone else will catch that?!
Jakob Lister: Don't Know? Rider maybe. Seth is still after Oblivion.
Oblivion: SHIT JAKOB!! YOU LEFT THE FOURTH WALL OPEN. But you and I are... FINISHED!!!
Jakob Lister: How in the Hell are you going to accomplish that feet. You're inside MY head.
~°_.*Oblivion pulls out a large duffle bag.*._°~
Jakob Lister: Are you even concerned about next?
~°_.*As the voice of Jakob Lister was heard, the image on the shards of glass was Oblivion speaking. Jakob talking doesn't keep Oblivion from going through the duffle bag, finding a smaller bag.*._°~
Jakob Lister: What's that?
~°_.*Oblivion hears Jakob but smiles an eerie, wicked grin before opening the smaller bag, pulling out a clear bag. Jakob let's out a disappointing yelp*._°~
Jakob Lister: NOOOooooooo...
~°_.*Oblivion pours out some white powder, separating some. Already having a rolled up dollar bill in hand. Jakob screaming out desperate pleas for Oblivion to not indulge. Oblivion ignores Jakob, as IT throws away the dollar bill and lunges forward, face first into the lines of cocaine.
Oblivion rolls his face around before picking it back up. Rubbing IT's teeth, as Oblivion roars out, pounding IT's chest.*._°~
Oblivion: Jakob Lister sabotaged me! But, the one who truly screwed me over was Seth. Yea, IT's bringing you up again. You think you can give me PHONY ASS FAKE Title match, knowing.... KNOWING that you weren't really granting Oblivion a true title match. BULLSHIT!!!
You've been ducking and dodging Oblivion. You thought Oblivion beating Logan would be enough... WRONG!! IT wants to spill your blood not necessarily for the sake of WCF, but to prove how much of a low down dirty scum bag you really are. You think you have gotten rid of me, you're sadly mistaken. Every time you hear a sound you don't recognize, that WILL be Oblivion.
Every time you think you see something in a dark shadow, it WILL be Oblivion. Check your closets Seth. Anywhere you don't think IT will be, Oblivion will be. That hot breath on the back of your neck, will be Oblivion. You think that oblivion is a big fat joke, but I would strangling your throat with my left hand while slapping you with my right hand.
Until you get in the ring with me, coward, IT will stalk you, follow you. You will not know where IT will be. NEVER KNOW. Now, Vic Viceroy. Another one who wants to play the game of who wants to wait last to speak last. This makes me think you are not who you say you are. You sir are a big man. You sir are a big fat phoney. Then, you must have three midgets inside of you.
The Lollipop Guild devised this plan to create this man and call him "Vic Viceroy". They get a call from Seth Lerch and he offers them a 64 ounce bag of Hershey kisses and a block of Philadelphia cream cheese. All they have to do is pretend to write transcript and make sure they post their transcripts after a certain individual. Wonder who that could be, hmm?!
Now, knowing who you are. Do you know who Oblivion is?! Do you truly know?! DO YOU?! How are you gonna handle Oblivion ripping open your guts up. As you watch yours truly slowly eating your entrails. How do you think IT's gonna approach you in the match?
Are you equipped to handle a beast... ouuu a Monster like Oblivion inside the squared circle? Ask you that question because reality is going to bite you on the ass. Why, because Oblivion will be the one to be biting your ass!!
Vic Viceroy, life as you know it is about to change. Seth Lerch ruined your life. You can thank him for it. IT's rage.. HIS FAULT!!! IT will take out all IT's rage on you. Vic, on Slam when everything is all said and done the very last thing that will be said to you will be... YOU CAN CHOKE ON THAT!!! I will see you at Slam Viceroy!!
