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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 19:17:13 GMT -5
Huh. Seth has me against the Baron this week? I did nazi that coming.
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No? Fuck y'all then. Okay straight to the point: Seth, I don't need to be *GIVEN* the push. Yet you're going to give me an easy opponent like the Baron? HAH! I'll enjoy kicking his German ass around the ring.
Whine less, Henker. You're not getting anywhere in the WCF when you're complaining about literally fucking everything. Here's a tip, Adolf. Put in the effort. And WIN YOUR MATCHES! Good luck this weekend, because you're going to need it.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 13, 2016 19:22:38 GMT -5
Yeh son, cuz with a name like Damian Kaine, yo azz is destined fah so much greatness.
LOL
FGT
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 19:47:08 GMT -5
Oh! Ouch! Man down!
Haha right! I'm sorry, I feel nothing from the fireless burn. Better luck next time, son.
I've seen your matches. You aren't so hot, either, bro. The only reason you're holding the internet belt is because that's all it is. A fake championship for a fake wrestler.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 13, 2016 19:53:28 GMT -5
Oh! Ouch! Man down! Haha right! I'm sorry, I feel nothing from the fireless burn. Better luck next time, son. I've seen your matches. You aren't so hot, either, bro. The only reason you're holding the internet belt is because that's all it is. A fake championship for a fake wrestler. LOL nig be talkin all " Gah, Z.. I've seen your matches and you aint shit" says the dude that never seen my matches or actually had A match in the dub. FGT bein like: " Dah, Z.. you a fake wrestler with a fake belt." you a thirsty mo-fuq Nig dont even know up in here -> and he wont evah -> know -> nothin' -> nohow -> cuz he gone-> B gone -> in 3 tah 6 weeks ol' Z.. he gone be worlds champions #fakewrestler #fakebelt #oh #wait LOL FGT |
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 20:09:29 GMT -5
Hah. Damn. Okay, brother. I got it. I bit off a bit more than I can chew. Don't wanna end up like the Baron, right? Hah.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 13, 2016 21:07:18 GMT -5
Hah. Damn. Okay, brother. I got it. I bit off a bit more than I can chew. Don't wanna end up like the Baron, right? Hah. Dis guy -> he gets it |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 13, 2016 21:17:28 GMT -5
Nazi see that coming? Get that from a grade school kid? Wow.... Real mental, giant..
Damian Kaine? Is that like a cross between The Omen movie and that former Bad Dentist that was re-packaged into this 'Big Red Machine' in that minor league wrestling promotion up in Stamford, CT?
Nice twitter handle. Drinking a Coors Light, and say..hey..I'll use that as my twitter account. No originality, no wrestling skill, no promo chops, no internet presence, and as bland as Quaker Oats.
I can't wait to put you up on a stake like Vlad the Impaler. Damian "I'm sure as fuck not able" Kaine, DDS ...
Are you going to have red pyros in the ring for your entrance, too? Or, just skip and hop in a tutu down the ramp with sparklers? I am guessing the latter...
Bye, bye.. Donkey Dick Damian... Yea, you and @@@ can form a team. @@@ & DDD!
One is a motor club, and the other is dumb as silicone tits on a porn star!
Seth, make it happen! They will be big stars like The Mulkey Brothers!!
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 21:49:24 GMT -5
Ooohh! Big boy grew a pair? Nice to know I won't be slapping around a chick in the ring, Sunday night. And brother, you better wish your sweet behind away that @@@ and I don't pair up or your career is done for. You saw what he did to abstract. And probably what he'll do to Meteoric rise come Ultimate Showdown. And as for me? Dude, I guarantee a five, maybe ten minute match this weekend, ending with MY hand being raised. And you left to scour around for money like your home country after WWI. This? This is the WCF. You don't have what it takes to make it here. Remind me, again. When was your last win? Yeah, maybe I haven't won a match yet. But i haven't been pinned. I haven't tapped out. I wasn't the fall last week. That was on the jobber. Seth obviously thinks I'm worth something. I mean, I'm one of three newbies that he kept around after last week. So, no ring skill? Bitch please. Either step up and quit hiding behind a keyboard or run home to your prick of a dad and bond over the huge bratwursts in your mouths.
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jul 13, 2016 21:49:55 GMT -5
Dude, did Zee Baron just compliment Damian Kaine for having a donkey dick...? -Steven The Keyboard Jockie
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 21:56:23 GMT -5
Hey, Steven. If he likes to watch the guys in the locker room shower it's on him. Somebody should probably take that up with Seth though.
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jul 13, 2016 22:06:19 GMT -5
Dude he was in the military, don't ask don't tell is his jam. lolz -Steven The Keyboard Jockie
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 22:13:10 GMT -5
Oh yeah! That's why he can't win a match. We all know the German army is terrible at finishing battles. They might as well ditch the black red and gold and just make the white their country's flag
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 13, 2016 22:45:25 GMT -5
Donkey Dick & No Dick, blowing up the internet. This should be fun. Rumor is that you 2 take turns dropping the soap...And, it's liquid soap, so guess you 2 will get acquainted pretty fast.
I can hear the minister now... And, Husband, you can kiss the husband.
My military background won't even need to be used in both of your cases... You'll be sharing beds and treated in the ER from anal bleeding.
Eh, stick a cork in it and throw some dirt on your ass... Shake it off.
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 22:57:02 GMT -5
Ha! You claim my jokes are elementary? Son, it's like you're picking your lines out of a 90s teen drama. And newsflash, ranger Rick. Donkey dick ain't an insult. I had a few back home in Georgia. Let me tell you. That thing would rip your ass in two... had Bates not already done so. And why you gotta poke at yourself? I mean c'mon! I'm pretty sure either Steven or I would've gotten around to calling you no dick eventually. Ya don't have to feel left out just because you hadn't gotten your nickname yet.
Word of advice, I would just go ahead and forfeit to me now. Then you could lose your visa and send you right back to the failed nation you come from. I guarantee it's a much better fate than what you have in store Sunday
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2016 22:58:26 GMT -5
Nazi see that coming? Get that from a grade school kid? Wow.... Real mental, giant.. Damian Kaine? Is that like a cross between The Omen movie and that former Bad Dentist that was re-packaged into this 'Big Red Machine' in that minor league wrestling promotion up in Stamford, CT? Nice twitter handle. Drinking a Coors Light, and say..hey..I'll use that as my twitter account. No originality, no wrestling skill, no promo chops, no internet presence, and as bland as Quaker Oats. I can't wait to put you up on a stake like Vlad the Impaler. Damian "I'm sure as fuck not able" Kaine, DDS ... Are you going to have red pyros in the ring for your entrance, too? Or, just skip and hop in a tutu down the ramp with sparklers? I am guessing the latter... Bye, bye.. Donkey Dick Damian... Yea, you and @@@ can form a team. @@@ & DDD! One is a motor club, and the other is dumb as silicone tits on a porn star! Seth, make it happen! They will be big stars like The Mulkey Brothers!! Baron Von Masacist damnit, you again. I was just going to sit back and watch Kaine destroy you on Slam. But now, you went and did it. By the way, that motor club you keep comparing me to, we have some things in common. We are both highly successful, both the best at what we do, and more importantly, if some clunker is making too much noise, we are both more than happy to take care of the problem, and we will use jumper cables if necessary. Then you go on to compare Kaine to a future HOF'er and compliment his manhood. Baron, you are a special kind of stupid, aren't you? Talking of tutus and shit..you probably own a van and you, Adam Young and Mancum go trolling with a sign that says" Rare Pokemon Inside" on the door. You want Kaine and I that bad? Let's make this a tag match. You and Meteoric Flop against me and Damian Kaine at the PPV. Texas Tornado Rules. NO DQ. After I finish with the Gentleman's Club Gizz Moppers, two more failed talents, and then put my tag partner in the hospital, I'll have a laugh watching Kaine add to your Glass Joe record of suck-cess, then we make like Brad Pitt and exterminate your ass Bastard Style. Capice? Oh wait that's italian..same axis.. |
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 23:07:20 GMT -5
Hell yeah, A. I'm in with the match. Seth, what do you say?
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jul 13, 2016 23:07:52 GMT -5
The Plague likes this guy ^^^^^^ too -Steven The Keyboard Jockie
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Post by "Invincible" Damian Kaine on Jul 13, 2016 23:16:29 GMT -5
Who doesn't like me?
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 13, 2016 23:29:37 GMT -5
@@@ Yes, you are good at what you do. You don't only get cars unlocked, and check batteries, but..make sure the exhaust works by putting your mouth to it. Familiar position.
I know same habits die hard. So, have a bunch of drinks, and @@@ can be at AA, and that's a lot of A's. Fuckin' Aye?! Hahaha
Piss off, schiße.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 13, 2016 23:32:36 GMT -5
Your Mom.. She tried to shoot you into a wastebasket like a Stephon Curry 3-pointer when you were born. And, she just needed to wait, and slam dunk you into a dumpster. Mother like son...shit for brains. |
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