Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 18:53:24 GMT -5
(Open scene..An old film strip with the classic static present before the rolling of the film presents the scene....)
IT'S WRESTLING WRAPUP!!!!!
(A classic sounding voice bellows over the dramatic trumpets that provided the soundtrack for the beginning of classic film strips. The ring is shown at last weekends SLAM event. Wrestlers from various matches are shown taking bumps in black and white, slightly sped up..Mr. Epic Voice is heard narrating..)
Epic Voice: LAST WEEK, WCF HELD ITS WEEKLY SLAM EVENT! IT WAS AN EXCITING EXCHANGE OF BATTLE AND PURE FURY! TITLES CHANGED HANDS, LIVES WERE CHANGED, BUT ONLY ONE MAN CAME OUT AS WRESTLER OF THE WEEK!!!!
(The film now shows @@@ ramming Meteoric Rise' head into a steel chair in the ring.)
Epic Voice: YES! ADRIAN AUGUSTUS ARCHER EARNED WRESTLER OF THE WEEK AND HE DID NOT HAVE TO EVEN BREAK A SWEAT! HIS STATEMENT ON RISE AND HIS PUNY SPAWN SENT SHOCKWAVES THROUGHOUT THE WCF LOCKER ROOM AND FANBASE!
(Stock footage of a protest is shown in front of WCF headquarters..People, mostly women, walk in a slightly ovular line with picket signs that read "WCF = WTF?", "WCF Promotes Violence Against Kids" among other things..Cut to a classroom..@@@ is there dressed in a checkered shirt, a bow tie, and thick glasses..He has an old style pointer and points to the board..lights go dark..Epic Voice comes in..Video of a young boy having fun, riding a bike, playing catch with friends, is shown..)
Epic Voice: THIS IS JOHNNY...JOHNNY IS HAPPY..BECAUSE JOHNNY IS JUST A KID..BEFORE THE TURBULENT YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL, THE DRUDGERY OF ADULTHOOD, THIS IS A TIME TO BE TRULY CAREFREE AND JOYFUL..THIS CHILD IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE HOME IN WHICH HE IS BROUGHT UP..WITH PARENTS THAT ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT JOHNNY AND ALLOW HIM TO ENJOY THE FREEDOMS OF BEING A CHILD..JOHNNY IS A SHINING GUIDE OF HOW A YOUNG MAN SHOULD GROW UP..
(All of a sudden, the film unravels then melts like its been burned..The music record stops with a loud scratch and the sound of a record player, vinyl and all, being thrown against the wall..from here, a camera shows @@@ in his office in the here and now..He is wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and holds a large posterboard picture of Meteoric Rise' son Abstract.. the picture is not flattering...It shows the young man standing outside a 7-11, holding his hand out appearing to be demanding change from an innocent customer, as his other hand is cocked in a fist and his face is contorted in a half cry half yell..His fauxhawk is dirty and flopping, the hair on the sides is overgrown..His black cargo pants have visible stains despite black being able to hide stains, his hoodie hangs off his skinny body.. did I mention he has 5 visible teeth and his mouth is wide open? In the background, slightly out of focus, his dad is taking a long drink from a beverage in a paper bag...@@@ begins to speak as he holds up the picture)
@@@: And THIS is the homeless wreck that is Abstract..Look at his millennial sense of entitlement, the way he is about to pummel a poor woman in the face just because she didnt want to see her hard earned money wasted on his fathers Booze..
(@@@ throws the posterboard to the floor of his office and addresses the same camera directly..)
@@@: Rise, from the moment I saw you, I could not stand you..You and your entitled little bastard son, are exactly what I hate about this world today..The entitlement, the feeling you are OWED something..I see that in you and your son..Its a shame that your son is turning out to be a nothing..Just like his father..I am amazed Lurch signed you!
..And Speaking of Seth Lerch! Man, this guy names me wrestler of the week, then puts me in a 3 corner tag with a partner whom I just HUMILIATED AND PUT HIS SON IN THE FRIGGIN ICU! Heh...Thats okay...Because despite my loathing for Rise, and his hatred for me, we have some stiff opposition to overcome, and that is all that matters to me..
Gentleman's Club..Adam Young and this newcomer Sebastian Mangum look exactly like a Gentlemans Club..Dirty, Skanky, and probably riddled with disease..And yet I have to lay my hands on this filth at Slam this week, so I'll make sure I have all my shots ..That being said, Young, you walk around like you are a pretty big deal..Yeah, you've held belts..Yeah, you've had some insane matches..But you've never EVER met the likes of me..I'm gonna beat you so badly that at the end, You'll be voting for Hilary and and chanting how Black Lives Matter! Oh, and "Moneymaker", its great how you guys came up with the Gentleman's Club, named after where Adam Young found you! I can see it now: It was dark, and then, out of the light comes Sebastian SHAKING HIS MONEYMAKER ON STAGE! Adam was transfixed...His mind said no..But his alcohol fueled passion could not be quelched!
The rest as they say, is history..So West Hollywood Blondes, Billy and Chuck, or Gentlemans Club...we all know what is going on..
Moxx..I usually frown on wrestling vs women, call me old fashioned. So, we'll play by the good old mixed tag rules and you can tangle with ol' Risey while I battle "The Urban Gladiator"..You know, I think I saw the Urban Gladiator in Hollywood in front of the Chinese Theater wrangling for photo ops with Spiderman and Sponge Bob! Urban Gladiator, looks like Seth stuck you with a terrible gimmick, and you should really take that up with him..
In conclusion, WCF Nation, let me be clear..I was the Wrestler of The Week last week...and I didnt even WRESTLE! I made an impact..Imagine whats going to happen on Slam..When I step into that ring with The VD Club and two more newbies..Its just going to be more fuel to the fire that will engulf WCF...I am the Torch...MARK MY WORDS!
(fade to black)
