Vic Viceroy - Backup has arrived
Jul 10, 2016 15:21:48 GMT -5
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Post by NoW - Vic Viceroy on Jul 10, 2016 15:21:48 GMT -5
Vic Viceroy: Backup has arrived
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Have a good one all
The parking lot of Club Chaos in St. Louis, MO. The parking lot is empty. In pulls a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am and it slides sideways into the shot. After the smoke from the squealing tired settles out sets Vic Viceroy, dressed in tight blue jeans, a skin tight red shirt, and a black leather jacket. He grins as he pulls out a pair of sun glasses and put them on.
Viceroy: Oh I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Car: Waiting for what sir?
Viceroy: The chance to kick David Hasselhoff's ass. It's been a long time coming really. His screen time on Baywatch took away from Pamela Anderson. His music is hideous. He was annoying as hell on 'America's got Talent', and the drunken video of him trying to eat a hamburger was really shameful. Shameful I say! I can't wait to kick Knight Rider's ass.... You hear a voice from off camera.
Voice: What in the hell man!
Into the shot comes two men. The first one is an obvious pretty boy. His hair is perfect. He's wearing designer jeans and a white button up shirt with three buttons undone. The other man is a giant. There is no other way to put it. He is easily over seven feet tall and 400 pounds. He's dressed in simple jeans and a tee shirt that says 'Nation of Wrestling' on the front.
Viceroy: Hey Waubonsie! Colossus! I'm glad you got my phone call! I'm fighting David Hasselhoff this week! It's going to be awesome!
Johnny Waubonsie, the smaller of the two guys just shakes his head.
Waubonsie: Holy shit dude. You used to be one of the best trash talkers in the business, and now you've reduced yourself to parodies and dad jokes?
Viceroy: Ha ha man. Well let's look at it this way.
Viceroy removes the jacket and tosses it in the car.
Viceroy: I've been doing this for almost 20 years... 20 damn years man. I like to fight. I love when that bell rings. But the lead up to it has become so damn boring to me. I saw I'm going to kick some guys ass. He says he's going to kick my ass. It's so damn boring dude. Week after week the same damn shit. Over and over and over again.
Suddenly the car speaks again. Car: Can I go back inside?
Viceroy: Oh yeah, my bad.
A young kid dressed in black pants and a white shirt gets out from laying down in the back seat of the car. He walks into Club Chaos carrying a small speaker and a microphone.
Viceroy: Sorry using one of my bar backs to help me with this promo.
Waubonsie: So why did you call us up man?
Viceroy: Because you guys are just like me! Your talents are being wasted. Waubonsie, you're a hall of fame singles wrestler in another promotion and before that you were one of the best tag team wrestlers I have ever come across. You worked for NoW as a color commentator when you could have beat 90% of the roster on their best day! And Colossus! Damn man! I know you're getting up there in age old man but there's more to do than security for the asshole Richmond in the Nation of Wrestling. Don't you miss competing? Don't you miss fans cheering for you during a match? Waubonsie? Do you?
Waubonsie: Well yeah maybe a little bit.
Viceroy: Colossus don't you miss beating people's skulls in?
The big guy Colossus unfolds his arms for the first time to shrug his shoulders.
Colossus: Ehhhh not so much really.
Viceroy: Man I just thought we could bring the Nation of Wrestling here! Get in the ring and mix it up a little bit!
Colossus: This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you've got your ass handed to you the last two weeks by Corey Black would it?
Viceroy: Ok ok ok. Maybe you're right! But whatever really. I meant what I said about you guys having a lot left in the tank. But I'm losing title matches here because of outside interference. I AM getting ambushed by Corey Black every damn week. It would be nice to have a little bit of back up!
Waubonsie: Then just ask us man! We've got your back.
Colossus: Yeah the wife is going to kill me. But I'm in too.
Viceroy: Your wife is like 5 foot nothing.
Waubonsie: And super smokin' hot.
Colossus glares at Waubonsie and he instantly shuts up.
Colossus: She's got her ways. Anyways, if you need help. We are here man.
Viceroy pumps his fist and grins.
Viceroy: Alright...let me get serious on this promo here. I already booked us three tickets to Ohio for Slam.
Viceroy's demeanor changes from the happy go lucky guy he was before and looks right in the camera takes a deep breath.
Viceroy: Where do I even start? I have a lot of shit on my plate right now. Let's start with Mr. Alpine. That sir was the best damn match I have had in a long long time. You pushed me to the limit. You defeated me. But sir, I wouldn't call it clean. I am not trying to take your victory away from you. You are a very deserving champion. You are one of the very best this promotion has to offer. But you know in the back of your mind..you needed a little bit of help to defeat me. If we fought again would I win? I can't guarantee that. What I can guarantee is that every time you step into the ring with me, you're going to feel it the best day. I can also guarantee that every time you look at your precious title, in the back of your mind you will remember July 3, 2016.. that's the day that Vic Viceroy almost took that title from you. At an earlier time in my career, I would have been obsessed with being that close to winning a title and not winning. I would have stalked and hunted you until I got what I wanted. But now I realize I have other battles to fight and I need to focus. Good luck in your career Mr. Alpine. I am sure the cards will fall into place where we will meet again.
Viceroy nods his head, chews at his bottom lip a bit and looks down. He begins to speak again with his head hung down.
Viceroy: Speaking of meeting again.....Let's talk about 'Creeping Death' Corey Black.
Viceroy slowly raises his head. Viceroy:
You made it personal. For the second straight week you attacked me after my match. You're a legends around here. I am sure you would have been a legend in any promotion you worked for. I recognize who you are and what you bring to the table. But I am also not going to be your punching back. I am not going to be the nail for your Burning Hammer. I was naïve and thought your attack on me was random. One time shame on you. Two times....shame on me. I am prepared a little bit more for what you're bringing to the table. My backup is here. The Nation of Wrestling has my back. If you want to go one on one, just ask my man. I will go to war with you. I am going to make sure you regret the day you targeted Vic Viceroy. Trust me....you will regret it.
Viceroy grins and claps his hands together.
Viceroy: But now for the task at hand! Night Rider. I know you're not David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff at least has a little bit of talent. I kid, I kid. You might be holding a title here in WCF, but you're going one on one with Vic Viceroy. I'm hungry, I'm grumpy, and I am bit pissed off. I don't care if kids like you. I don't care if hefty broads like you. I don't really give a damn if anyone likes you. Tonight, you don't have a partner. You don't have a way out. It's you and Vic Viceroy. You're fresh off a victory, basking in the glow of being a tag team champion. Just for the record, enjoy those titles while you can, because I just brought in a 7 foot giant and a speed demon that might get a little bored and come after those titles. I on the other hand, I am coming off a defeat. I am 1-2 since I got here. I am desperate for a win. I will admit it. I am down and out a little bit here. My run in WCF has not gone how I planned, and quite frankly I am pissed off about it. I would much rather fight a confident man than fight a desperate man. You seem ready and poised and I like that. I will love smacking that grin off your face. I will love putting you in your place and putting the whole roster on notice that I am looking to move up the ranks. Night Rider, it's almost that time where you and I will square off and you'll see just how desperate I am.
Viceroy and Waubonsie get into 'KITT' like car and Colossus holds his hands up like WTF? since it's only a two door car. Waubonsie gets out rides in the back as Colossus crams his massive frame into the back seat and the drive off into the distance.
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Have a good one all
The parking lot of Club Chaos in St. Louis, MO. The parking lot is empty. In pulls a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am and it slides sideways into the shot. After the smoke from the squealing tired settles out sets Vic Viceroy, dressed in tight blue jeans, a skin tight red shirt, and a black leather jacket. He grins as he pulls out a pair of sun glasses and put them on.
Viceroy: Oh I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Car: Waiting for what sir?
Viceroy: The chance to kick David Hasselhoff's ass. It's been a long time coming really. His screen time on Baywatch took away from Pamela Anderson. His music is hideous. He was annoying as hell on 'America's got Talent', and the drunken video of him trying to eat a hamburger was really shameful. Shameful I say! I can't wait to kick Knight Rider's ass.... You hear a voice from off camera.
Voice: What in the hell man!
Into the shot comes two men. The first one is an obvious pretty boy. His hair is perfect. He's wearing designer jeans and a white button up shirt with three buttons undone. The other man is a giant. There is no other way to put it. He is easily over seven feet tall and 400 pounds. He's dressed in simple jeans and a tee shirt that says 'Nation of Wrestling' on the front.
Viceroy: Hey Waubonsie! Colossus! I'm glad you got my phone call! I'm fighting David Hasselhoff this week! It's going to be awesome!
Johnny Waubonsie, the smaller of the two guys just shakes his head.
Waubonsie: Holy shit dude. You used to be one of the best trash talkers in the business, and now you've reduced yourself to parodies and dad jokes?
Viceroy: Ha ha man. Well let's look at it this way.
Viceroy removes the jacket and tosses it in the car.
Viceroy: I've been doing this for almost 20 years... 20 damn years man. I like to fight. I love when that bell rings. But the lead up to it has become so damn boring to me. I saw I'm going to kick some guys ass. He says he's going to kick my ass. It's so damn boring dude. Week after week the same damn shit. Over and over and over again.
Suddenly the car speaks again. Car: Can I go back inside?
Viceroy: Oh yeah, my bad.
A young kid dressed in black pants and a white shirt gets out from laying down in the back seat of the car. He walks into Club Chaos carrying a small speaker and a microphone.
Viceroy: Sorry using one of my bar backs to help me with this promo.
Waubonsie: So why did you call us up man?
Viceroy: Because you guys are just like me! Your talents are being wasted. Waubonsie, you're a hall of fame singles wrestler in another promotion and before that you were one of the best tag team wrestlers I have ever come across. You worked for NoW as a color commentator when you could have beat 90% of the roster on their best day! And Colossus! Damn man! I know you're getting up there in age old man but there's more to do than security for the asshole Richmond in the Nation of Wrestling. Don't you miss competing? Don't you miss fans cheering for you during a match? Waubonsie? Do you?
Waubonsie: Well yeah maybe a little bit.
Viceroy: Colossus don't you miss beating people's skulls in?
The big guy Colossus unfolds his arms for the first time to shrug his shoulders.
Colossus: Ehhhh not so much really.
Viceroy: Man I just thought we could bring the Nation of Wrestling here! Get in the ring and mix it up a little bit!
Colossus: This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you've got your ass handed to you the last two weeks by Corey Black would it?
Viceroy: Ok ok ok. Maybe you're right! But whatever really. I meant what I said about you guys having a lot left in the tank. But I'm losing title matches here because of outside interference. I AM getting ambushed by Corey Black every damn week. It would be nice to have a little bit of back up!
Waubonsie: Then just ask us man! We've got your back.
Colossus: Yeah the wife is going to kill me. But I'm in too.
Viceroy: Your wife is like 5 foot nothing.
Waubonsie: And super smokin' hot.
Colossus glares at Waubonsie and he instantly shuts up.
Colossus: She's got her ways. Anyways, if you need help. We are here man.
Viceroy pumps his fist and grins.
Viceroy: Alright...let me get serious on this promo here. I already booked us three tickets to Ohio for Slam.
Viceroy's demeanor changes from the happy go lucky guy he was before and looks right in the camera takes a deep breath.
Viceroy: Where do I even start? I have a lot of shit on my plate right now. Let's start with Mr. Alpine. That sir was the best damn match I have had in a long long time. You pushed me to the limit. You defeated me. But sir, I wouldn't call it clean. I am not trying to take your victory away from you. You are a very deserving champion. You are one of the very best this promotion has to offer. But you know in the back of your mind..you needed a little bit of help to defeat me. If we fought again would I win? I can't guarantee that. What I can guarantee is that every time you step into the ring with me, you're going to feel it the best day. I can also guarantee that every time you look at your precious title, in the back of your mind you will remember July 3, 2016.. that's the day that Vic Viceroy almost took that title from you. At an earlier time in my career, I would have been obsessed with being that close to winning a title and not winning. I would have stalked and hunted you until I got what I wanted. But now I realize I have other battles to fight and I need to focus. Good luck in your career Mr. Alpine. I am sure the cards will fall into place where we will meet again.
Viceroy nods his head, chews at his bottom lip a bit and looks down. He begins to speak again with his head hung down.
Viceroy: Speaking of meeting again.....Let's talk about 'Creeping Death' Corey Black.
Viceroy slowly raises his head. Viceroy:
You made it personal. For the second straight week you attacked me after my match. You're a legends around here. I am sure you would have been a legend in any promotion you worked for. I recognize who you are and what you bring to the table. But I am also not going to be your punching back. I am not going to be the nail for your Burning Hammer. I was naïve and thought your attack on me was random. One time shame on you. Two times....shame on me. I am prepared a little bit more for what you're bringing to the table. My backup is here. The Nation of Wrestling has my back. If you want to go one on one, just ask my man. I will go to war with you. I am going to make sure you regret the day you targeted Vic Viceroy. Trust me....you will regret it.
Viceroy grins and claps his hands together.
Viceroy: But now for the task at hand! Night Rider. I know you're not David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff at least has a little bit of talent. I kid, I kid. You might be holding a title here in WCF, but you're going one on one with Vic Viceroy. I'm hungry, I'm grumpy, and I am bit pissed off. I don't care if kids like you. I don't care if hefty broads like you. I don't really give a damn if anyone likes you. Tonight, you don't have a partner. You don't have a way out. It's you and Vic Viceroy. You're fresh off a victory, basking in the glow of being a tag team champion. Just for the record, enjoy those titles while you can, because I just brought in a 7 foot giant and a speed demon that might get a little bored and come after those titles. I on the other hand, I am coming off a defeat. I am 1-2 since I got here. I am desperate for a win. I will admit it. I am down and out a little bit here. My run in WCF has not gone how I planned, and quite frankly I am pissed off about it. I would much rather fight a confident man than fight a desperate man. You seem ready and poised and I like that. I will love smacking that grin off your face. I will love putting you in your place and putting the whole roster on notice that I am looking to move up the ranks. Night Rider, it's almost that time where you and I will square off and you'll see just how desperate I am.
Viceroy and Waubonsie get into 'KITT' like car and Colossus holds his hands up like WTF? since it's only a two door car. Waubonsie gets out rides in the back as Colossus crams his massive frame into the back seat and the drive off into the distance.
