Post by Henry Spearman on Jul 9, 2016 22:46:32 GMT -5
Henry walked to the stage
Hand steady as a rock
Grabbed the mic in his hand
And he tugged on his…sock
Henry scanned the crowd
A blonde haired beauty sat in front
He imagined that later
He would get a piece of her…Bundt
Cake
“Now come one and come all
And Ill tell you a tale
About the worlds greatest wrestler
Who was destined to fail”
“He travelled the world
Seven continents he saw
Seven continents he saw
The iceman was on a roll
But soon he would thaw”
“Asleep on an airplane
Propellers hummed in the night..
What? Yes there were propellers
This was a very old flight!”
“You see our story takes place
In like….1952
Our hero is very old now
He needs Velcro on his shoe”
“So this very old plane
Is just chugging along
When some turbulence strikes
And boy was it strong”
“The plane shook and it rocked
And its nose pointed down
The wrestler tucked into his seat
And painted his underwear brown”
“Now the plane hit the ground
And it wrecked into pieces
Barely alive lay our hero
Covered in feces”
“They all said he was done
He’d never wrestle again
NO! We can fix him said the doctor
Just…maybe not his brain..”
“Sewed up fixed up
The bionic man came back
He was different, he was altered
He was sadistic on the attack”
“Now This week ill face him
Because he’s still going strong
I really hope we open the show
He will die of old age if we wait to long.”
“Some may call him a ring veteran
I prefer Geezer
Last week I heard him talking to Rider
About growing up with Julius Ceasar”
“No doubt he was great
In his youth and his prime
And you can still see that fight
If you interrupt Price is Right Time”
“Now im joking and im kidding
And I know that’s not smart
But who could really blame me?
The man cant even hear himself fart”
“Im ranting here now
I could go on all day
So let me be serious now
I have one more thing to say”
“I have run long enough
So now ill make a stand
Henry Spearmans run has begun
And it starts here at Slam”
