Slam results status/apologies

[Seth]

Jul 4, 2016 12:23:35 GMT -5 Psychopomp said:

No worries, as long as you bring me back a stuff panda!

I spent five dollars to play a crane game to get a Pokemon plushie, I failed seven times.

[Seth]

Jul 4, 2016 14:46:06 GMT -5 AdamYoung said:

No matter where it is, be it movie, TV, or real life... it's the exact same fucking popcorn bin. Whoever makes those things must be rich.

[Corey Black]

Jul 4, 2016 20:55:48 GMT -5 Seth said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:23:35 GMT -5 Psychopomp said:

No worries, as long as you bring me back a stuff panda!

I spent five dollars to play a crane game to get a Pokemon plushie, I failed seven times.

Holy shit do I have a story for you.

Many moons ago, three friends and I made the trek to Madison, Wisconsin for Taste of Madison. Basically they shut down the main street in front of the capitol, have a bunch of food vendors line the sidewalks, and set up a stage for some music. I remember seeing Anew Revolution, Taproot and Cold. ANR and Taproot kicked ass. Cold did not. Here's how it looked.



Anyway, I digress. This is 2009, I'm not 30 years old, and I'm ready to rock. We get to Madison the night before the festivities. I believe my friends are all drunk. I'm not exactly a drinker. We go to Denny's right by our hotel. Inside Denny's, there's a crane game. Now, I'm not an expert, but I win more than I lose, and that's saying a lot. So there's a Pikachu in the machine. I'm not a Pokemon fan, but my friend is. So I'm like "fuck yeah I'm gonna get this Pikachu."

One try. Fail.

Two tries. Fails.

Buddy heads to the bathroom, the other two are outside after paying. In walks what could possibly be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Maybe I'm just remembering her this way to make the story better, but god, my memory says she was an 11/10. Me, being very undercover smooth, lock eyes, half smile and nod in acknowledgement. She comes right over.

"What are you trying for? That Pikachu in there?! It's so cute!"

"Yep, that's the one. I'm not exactly a Pokemon fan but hey, this is a good time waster."

"Oh yeah, who are you trying to win it for then?"

smoothasfuck.exe

"You, of course."

Fucking nailed it, son. She basically offers her pussy to me right there on a silver platter. Her eyes light up, she's glowing pink in lust.

Then her boyfriend walked in.

And I noped right on out of there.

[TheButcher]

That is funny as fuck! lmfao

[Seth]

Could've turned into a RP of the year contender if not for the cuck.