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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jun 24, 2016 2:49:40 GMT -5
You are NOT getting a ride in my Saleen. The smell of decay just does not wash out
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 24, 2016 2:50:29 GMT -5
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 24, 2016 2:53:11 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 24, 2016 13:33:01 GMT -5
LOL
this Unknown FGT is roasting his own gimmick ALIVE
shee-it. A man be burning himself right in front of us like a Buddhist in China with a taste for gasoline
The Busshists name: The Unknown
The place: The Internet forum
the fuel for the fire: His own un-dank memes
LOL
FGT
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 24, 2016 14:24:22 GMT -5
 Roasting myself you say? FGT you say? Hmm...my name just keeps coming out of your mouth like a crack whore spitting up the mayo sauce. Oh, just wait til I unmask.. And, I will make Capt. Spaulding, Otis, and Dr. Satan look like The Wiggles.. There are 4 of them, so...you will be shipped to Australia and be the yellow Wiggle.. Yellow for coward. Oh, I forgot, thanks for keeping that belt polished for me. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 24, 2016 14:39:29 GMT -5
Roasting myself you say? FGT you say? Hmm...my name just keeps coming out of your mouth like a crack whore spitting up the mayo sauce. Oh, just wait til I unmask.. And, I will make Capt. Spaulding, Otis, and Dr. Satan look like The Wiggles.. There are 4 of them, so...you will be shipped to Australia and be the yellow Wiggle.. Yellow for coward. Oh, I forgot, thanks for keeping that belt polished for me. 1. I own this belt and this division. So everything you and everyone else does on the internet, belongs to me. I say and do what i want BECAUSE I AM THE INTERNET CHAMPION AND ITS WHAT I DO 2. whatever bullshit " evil" reveal you got workin in that crumb bum brain of yours, I killed a man on TV 3 months ago. Threw him into a volcano. So.. no. Sorry, but fuck you, WCF has always been filled to killers and mad men. All of which have done it better than you ever could. 3. Coward? LOL you really arnt familiar with my work are you? 4. That Shia clap gone play me out as you sink deeper down that rabbit hole.  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 24, 2016 15:08:55 GMT -5
Also Dub,
Let “ The Unknown” ( ‘s) actions be a lesson to you all as everyone can plainly fucking see that ol’ Z is outclassing a bum to the highest order. Aint even paying no need to this FGT who is in violation of the rules that only the combatants of the Internet match are allowed to post in the thread but you all know that Ol’ Z takes on call pretenders to his throne and Albino Papa Shango aint no fuckin different. He done got klip kloped like the rest of them and will continue to do so at every mother fuckin turn.
LOL
This fool is getting taken to task by a crack head with a black berry and hot spot Micky D’s wifi connection. And this fool is probably ( LOL fuck you ) in some brooding underground torture chamber with some bearly legal hotties talkin bout he is going to save them from their ills and societies bastard chains that has been placed upon said beauties.
LOL
Shee-it son, I can play that gimmick better than you.. but that Wiggles shit, damn… that’s a new level of fucking SAD and fucking SHALLOW.
“ Gah, I AM THE LORD OF EVIL WITH MY BLACK CANDLES AND FACE PAINT…. NICK JUNIOR IS THE MOST HARDCORE OF ALL THE CHILDRENS PROGRAMMING.”
What about Disney Jr? Or is an entire global empire built off the inspiration for that mouse nazi book just too much for your pussy ass?
Frozen Walt Disney be turnin over in his cryo pod knowin that FGTs like you walk the earth.
But hey.. you got memes.. so that makes you dangerous or sum shit, right? Right?
RIIGHTT.
Aint no one up in here want any of this.
but tell you what son, maybe you’d feel more at home if I renamed my finish to “ FRUIT SALAD”
maybe then you’d enjoy it.
LOL
but Honey Badger don’t give a shit if’n you enjoy that shit or not. You take the shit.
and Honey Badger gone retain his belt.
cuz you already done did prove that you aint the guy to take this belt off me.
Nor is Freezerburn, Nightrider OR that STR8 X motherfucker.
Honey Badger going yard at Blast and he’s droppin deep dick 6 on ya’ll.
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 24, 2016 15:21:34 GMT -5
Roasting myself you say? FGT you say? Hmm...my name just keeps coming out of your mouth like a crack whore spitting up the mayo sauce. Oh, just wait til I unmask.. And, I will make Capt. Spaulding, Otis, and Dr. Satan look like The Wiggles.. There are 4 of them, so...you will be shipped to Australia and be the yellow Wiggle.. Yellow for coward. Oh, I forgot, thanks for keeping that belt polished for me. 1. I own this belt and this division. So everything you and everyone else does on the internet, belongs to me. I say and do what i want BECAUSE I AM THE INTERNET CHAMPION AND ITS WHAT I DO 2. whatever bullshit " evil" reveal you got workin in that crumb bum brain of yours, I killed a man on TV 3 months ago. Threw him into a volcano. So.. no. Sorry, but fuck you, WCF has always been filled to killers and mad men. All of which have done it better than you ever could. 3. Coward? LOL you really arnt familiar with my work are you? 4. That Shia clap gone play me out as you sink deeper down that rabbit hole. #1 No, you're renting the belt. Hell, you'll probably lose it to the 'no shows' on Sunday anyways... #2 I'm not evil or a man man. So, as of now, I am The Unknown.. And, don't worry about your fear, it's natural and it's OK to get a hug from your Mom...she'll make cookies for you..if you're good. And, killed a man on TV in a volcano? Was you watching the Hawaiian episode of 'The Brady Bunch' and became forgetful that it wasn't you that did shit? You still have that Tiki Doll, Greg Brady? #3 Familiar with your work? Is that what you do? I thought you were just the Vanna White for the renting of that belt. OK, work... Yea, we'll go with that, Letter Turner. #4 Pretty lame to use the 'Shia Clap' because you don't have your own... Oh ahit, wait...you probably do have the STD 'claps.' Probably from that crack whore I mentioned. Tsk, tsk.. It's not sanitary to have alley snaggletooth sexual acts.. You have a Doctor for that? *yawn* Is that the best you can do? Wow.. Then, the belt will definitely be mine in a squash match, and...ZMini will be buried by VP of talent. So buried, that you won't even make it as an opening match guy for Slam. Wait...you can be a valet, Vanna! |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 24, 2016 15:25:47 GMT -5
1. I own this belt and this division. So everything you and everyone else does on the internet, belongs to me. I say and do what i want BECAUSE I AM THE INTERNET CHAMPION AND ITS WHAT I DO 2. whatever bullshit " evil" reveal you got workin in that crumb bum brain of yours, I killed a man on TV 3 months ago. Threw him into a volcano. So.. no. Sorry, but fuck you, WCF has always been filled to killers and mad men. All of which have done it better than you ever could. 3. Coward? LOL you really arnt familiar with my work are you? 4. That Shia clap gone play me out as you sink deeper down that rabbit hole. #1 No, you're renting the belt. Hell, you'll probably lose it to the 'no shows' on Sunday anyways... #2 I'm not evil or a man man. So, as of now, I am The Unknown.. And, don't worry about your fear, it's natural and it's OK to get a hug from your Mom...she'll make cookies for you..if you're good. And, killed a man on TV in a volcano? Was you watching the Hawaiian episode of 'The Brady Bunch' and became forgetful that it wasn't you that did shit? You still have that Tiki Doll, Greg Brady? #3 Familiar with your work? Is that what you do? I thought you were just the Vanna White for the renting of that belt. OK, work... Yea, we'll go with that, Letter Turner. #4 Pretty lame to use the 'Shia Clap' because you don't have your own... Oh ahit, wait...you probably do have the STD 'claps.' Probably from that crack whore I mentioned. Tsk, tsk.. It's not sanitary to have alley snaggletooth sexual acts.. You have a Doctor for that? *yawn* Is that the best you can do? Wow.. Then, the belt will definitely be mine in a squash match, and...ZMini will be buried by VP of talent. So buried, that you won't even make it as an opening match guy for Slam. Wait...you can be a valet, Vanna! |
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jun 25, 2016 0:37:17 GMT -5
Besides, I already pinned Zmac in the ring once before.
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 25, 2016 1:09:22 GMT -5
Besides, I already pinned Zmac in the ring once before. Quite interesting... I will keep my eyes on this match after I win my battle royal match. Interesting possibilities... |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 25, 2016 1:39:14 GMT -5
Besides, I already pinned Zmac in the ring once before. LOL wait, wait, wait. Hold the fuck up. THAT is your big reveal. Shee-it son, its fuckin Saturday and your big fuckin twitter post is " Dah, I pinned ZMAC." Thats what you bringing to this fight? A couple of shitty gifs and that? Jam Willy Hey-Zeus, am I going to rip your ass apart on Sunday. I mean like, its gonna be some sort of high powered death machine through queer street. Mowin down brightly colored mofos who themselves to be a better man than the guy pullin the trigger until " click click" rhymes with the tick tock of your fadin heart rate. You, Nightrider and Drax.. OHHHHH Drax, the str8 X about to get the deep dick of the Coked UP Mad Man. Showin a cuppa pretenders that you don't walk up in the Honey Badgers realm without some kinda repercussions. And I know that, that FGT Unknown thinks that he can take me on but yet he doesnt even realize that he's already lost. And honestly, he can go figure that out for himself. But you, you know whats up. you've seen ol' Z in action up in this thread and know what the rules are. Hell, I already spelled them the fuck out for you. you post -> I win you don't post -> I win Sunday night, in that ring, you'll see why I'm the longest active veteran on the roster and how that works out further in MY favor. Like ol' Z dont know what to do with them bois that come after him. Like ol' Z cant handle himself in that ring. Like ol' Z cant walk up and win a world title any time he wants LOL FGTs this is just soo much more satisfying. Because you and people honestly think that they can defeat me. They think that all the way up until the end.. then they realize that I was beating them the entire time. and this week ain't no different. I'm killin you boyz with a axe wound and a Dove Killah and thats just how its going to be. go prep for your jobber match next week. Truly its the best you or anyone else whose replied in this thread can hope for. oh and Unknown, you FGt.. keep ya chin warm. Honey Badgers ballsack doesnt like to be cold when hes tea baggin you. but you suck good dick, doe LOL FGT DEUCES BITCH! |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 25, 2016 2:14:04 GMT -5
Yea, you get your coin purse anywhere near me, Z... I will just kick you so damn hard, that you will have an instant & permanent transition to being full-on Caitlyn Jenner...free of fuckin' charge. So, keep snorting coca-cola, and let the carbonation fizz your brain out completely. Voilà, you have an immediate lobotomy!! Once done from there, you'll even forget you even had the belt, let alone your name, Z-Mini.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 25, 2016 2:18:08 GMT -5
Yea, you get your coin purse anywhere near me, Z... I will just kick you so damn hard, that you will have an instant & permanent transition to being full-on Caitlyn Jenner...free of fuckin' charge. So, keep snorting coca-cola, and let the carbonation fizz your brain out completely. Voilà, you have an immediate lobotomy!! Once done from there, you'll even forget you even had the belt, let alone your name, Z-Mini. And yet... here you are. Funny how that works LOL FGT |
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Post by Oath Breaker on Jun 25, 2016 2:22:33 GMT -5
Deuces? I didn't know Zombies could shit? And why are you talking about giving your dick to another man and calling others fgt when it's your obvious passion that you are one? Do you have lepresy as well so we can expect it to fall off in his mouth? ANd why do you have to be so Coked Up? Not man enough to do a legit fight, you have to be stoned off your melon to lift a finger against talent? Go take your peni-photo-philia someplace where I can flip the light switch for ya. Maybe the buzz will give you some warm, tingly feelings. Do you also try to hide the fact your gay by blaming rigor mortis?
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jun 25, 2016 2:26:17 GMT -5
No, Rigor Mortis is his porno name.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 25, 2016 2:38:58 GMT -5
Deuces? I didn't know Zombies could shit? And why are you talking about giving your dick to another man and calling others fgt when it's your obvious passion that you are one? Do you have lepresy as well so we can expect it to fall off in his mouth? ANd why do you have to be so Coked Up? Not man enough to do a legit fight, you have to be stoned off your melon to lift a finger against talent? Go take your peni-photo-philia someplace where I can flip the light switch for ya. Maybe the buzz will give you some warm, tingly feelings. Do you also try to hide the fact your gay by blaming rigor mortis? LOL Chief Runs with Cawk wants to run his mouth. OK. Check it. Honey Badger is immortal. AKA Honey Badger don't die. Honey Badger done did live a million life times. Honey Badger learned true freedom. You should know. Your people toke the shit outta that peace pipe. Same thing. Except unlike you #nogawds #nomasters In my world there is ol' Z and ol' Z alone. FGTs wanan come up in here talkin bout how ol' Z is gonna be forgotten while yakking it up on the very thing that ol' Z created. Talkin bout winning the belt that ol' Z created and all around doing better than what ol' Z created ( and kunt-tinues to define) What, like I aint heard this before from every shit bum jobber that thinks I'm drug addled mess LOL like you dudes are the first to walk up in the Dub and call my title shit then claim that ya'll can whoop me for it and " make it better" Like Ol' Z is tainting the very thing that he crafted with own two hands. Zombie McMOrris is freedom. True freedom. And that is not something any of you can understand. While half the fuckin roster tries to out dick themselves with " viciousness and evil" I laugh my fuckin ass off cuz' ya'll aint got no clue what the fuck you be doin up in the Dub. Less alone in life. whats your freedoms? Freedoms to hang out on that goverment provided land. The land of milk, honey, Fireball and blackjack? How about the freedom to pick 2 whoopers for 5 bucks? Or the freedom to buy a sports car? Freedom right?  I've been a king, a gawd, a tyrant and a pleb farming the salt of the earth while greedy fucks eat roast beef and green eggs N' ham N' shit. Ya'll homo thugs dont even know the purpose of the earth or why you were put on it But I do. And part of your reason ( you and everyone else that steps to ol' Z) is to get knocked the fuck out for their slanderous and idol tongues that creep and crawl and slither out their mouths without knowing why the mother fuckin sun rises every gawd damn day. But hey.. Ol' Z... He's just a crack head. I'm just here for the bitches and coke. cuz I... Zombie McMorris know true freedom and it don't come at the barrel of the gun or the stroke of pen. Nor do it kum with instructions, batteries, free refils or a sell by date. But it comes with an AXE Wound and a skull splittin Dove Killah freedom isnt free, true enough. You gotta pay the price. You just gotta figure out what that price is and who wants it. But Sunday Night ol' Z is gone to collect on it and retain his Internet Title # 4xchamp #retain #ZWRKT |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 25, 2016 2:46:47 GMT -5
 The Most Interesting Man in the World giving you a pity clap. It's very heroic of you coming out of the closet finally. I hope you being a champion of the LBGT community that you flew down to Orlando to pay your respects to your brothers & sisters who were killed in such a tragedy.. Just looking out for you, Z. I respect anyone for being brave to wave their rainbow flag...well played! |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 25, 2016 11:26:35 GMT -5
The Most Interesting Man in the World giving you a pity clap. It's very heroic of you coming out of the closet finally. I hope you being a champion of the LBGT community that you flew down to Orlando to pay your respects to your brothers & sisters who were killed in such a tragedy.. Just looking out for you, Z. I respect anyone for being brave to wave their rainbow flag...well played! This fool still don't get it. Whats that, a clapping gif? LOL I own you. I own you and you don't even understand how or why.  |
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Post by TheButcher on Jun 25, 2016 11:41:06 GMT -5
Own me? Are you a plantation owner, and I'm Kunta Kinte? Wow... You must've got pixie dust instead of coke on this last batch. You. Don't. Own. Shit. Except that rainbow flag you wave fanatically!
How's that transition surgery going? And, are you 'owning' the right to use a women's restroom for Transgenders? If I saw you going into a woman's restroom, I will personally kick you in your Ken-Doll crotch.... Z.. Hmm, yup last letter of the alphabet, which is ironic.. Because you are last in everything. You are just a belt handler, so soon you'll be called the 'Shim that went from being a paper champ, to the ring crew.' You have are so pathetic that you won't be allowed to be a jobber. (No claps, memes, or gif will be wasted on your transgender weak self.)
*Yawn ...good night, Irene*
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