Post by draxdurant on May 29, 2016 8:00:52 GMT -5
You may be wondering who I am. Well let me spill the beans. I am Drax Durant. The Straight Edge Savior. I do not drink or smoke, or anything you ignoramus do. Everyone out there should strive to be like me The Straight Edge Savior. Everyone who doesn't share my views, let's just say... they will soon enough. See I am not like you people in way, I am your superior, I came here to set you free, Yes I The Straight Edge Savior, came to spread my knowledge to you ignorant peices of---I won't go there. You people are my loyal subjects. Everyone in the audience NOW say I will follow the Straight Edge Savior, I will follow the Straight Edge Savior, I will follow the Straight Edge Savior. Yes you people are now mine. Cleansed at last. I am The Straight Edge Savior.
Now I turn my attention to this match I have against, hmm I forgot, but apparently it's a three way tag match. And I don't do to well in tag matches. You see I work alone. I will not be showing up to ring, and if I do, don't expect me to lift a finger. So Excalibur your on your own. Drax Durant "The Straight Edge Savior" has something better to do, rid the world of anything and everything that isn't straight edge. All Hitler like. WCF Genocide. You know fucking what, the Straight Edge Savior will be showing up to the ring tonight. Only to clear the ring of those hypocritical scumbags in the WCF. That includes you Macho Lucha guy.
No one is safe in this company. Not Seth, Not any Legend, Not a Single Champion, No one! I may just run in the tournament match, or then again maybe I won't. I might just ruin the television title match, or I could let those hypocritical shits do what they call wrestling. I've seen my pubic hairs do better wrestling than anyone in WCF. Bow Down to Drax Du mother fucking Rant. The Straight Edge Savior!
Now I turn my attention to this match I have against, hmm I forgot, but apparently it's a three way tag match. And I don't do to well in tag matches. You see I work alone. I will not be showing up to ring, and if I do, don't expect me to lift a finger. So Excalibur your on your own. Drax Durant "The Straight Edge Savior" has something better to do, rid the world of anything and everything that isn't straight edge. All Hitler like. WCF Genocide. You know fucking what, the Straight Edge Savior will be showing up to the ring tonight. Only to clear the ring of those hypocritical scumbags in the WCF. That includes you Macho Lucha guy.
No one is safe in this company. Not Seth, Not any Legend, Not a Single Champion, No one! I may just run in the tournament match, or then again maybe I won't. I might just ruin the television title match, or I could let those hypocritical shits do what they call wrestling. I've seen my pubic hairs do better wrestling than anyone in WCF. Bow Down to Drax Du mother fucking Rant. The Straight Edge Savior!